Deadly Chronicles

Upcoming huge Bloodlines Success

2012-02-05T18:07:00.001-05:00

oh yah ... i can just see it! Him doing "Ham+let" with bloodlines rotten eggs and saying:

"To be ... or not to see that with fear of your threat in the pants lies my pee"

Picky guy huh ...

.... trying to win the oscars ....

no need to hope for ... just wait.

Running out of garlic sauce

2012-01-18T02:19:00.000-05:00

All of a sudden all my stores ran out of my favourite garlic sauce. Coincidence ?
Probably some bloodlines deepship fangle tooth big mofo decided to mess with garlic man on RL.

Well then... we well see about that. I am still very around .. bitches and December 2012 is coming earlier for you.

Rare intelligent people do sit at my bloodlines table

2011-07-21T22:07:00.002-04:00

Style you continue to be redefined

if i could blush without exploding... i would

/me accepts the compliment & winks

... you 2 girls are damn fine

Breaking it down to the kids...

2011-07-10T12:33:00.001-04:00

Since the general IQ value of the regular bloodliner is below acceptable human values; sometimes we have to break it down to the kids...

(click to maximize)

Implosion

2011-06-12T00:04:00.001-04:00

(click to maximize)

...everyone has a purpose in life...

On a completely unrelated note ; a dog is truly a mans best friend. If you have any doubts just put yours inside the trunk of your car along with your wife and wait 1h.
After one hour open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Bloodlines Vampire Scams - II : Indoctrination beginning

2011-05-14T12:18:00.002-04:00

Continued from Bloodlines Vampire Scams - I : Preface

The following should be self explanatory

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To be continued

Continuous forecast heading your way

2011-04-09T22:45:00.000-04:00

Yesterday, Today , Tomorrow & so on...

... and yes i own this fridge magnet ...

(much like your asses when you don't behave)

I.Q points I: Looking for blood ?

2011-02-13T01:14:00.001-05:00

took her 2 minutes to figure it out and 1 minute to think it was funny

(at least there was some progress)

Babysitting irony vs clobbering time

2011-02-07T12:23:00.002-05:00

To what this has now came to...

...now i have to use a baseball ... bat to refurbish your teeth

it's home run time... and you homeless dumbasses failed to pay the mortgage

(insert mega frown everywhere)

you're next... yah ...YOU

... even Chuck Norris is hiding

Bloodlines home boys: Cervantes Rexen & Kojynn Dryke

2011-01-30T16:17:00.003-05:00

The dynamic duo... batman and robin

original news, karaoke, 8bit, lute, rock, cappella, blues, piano, christmas

Cervantes Rexen aka DJ diddles

(Click images to maximize)

Kojynn Dryke aka Black Jesus

secondlife evangelizer

Training to be a better man ?

damn... that gym membership must have expired a looooooog time ago.

/me grabs his stereo and cranks up ya song

...yah you heard me hommie, me an' ma stereo...

"...we gon find you homeboy..."

signed:

"The Cotton Cops"

SL / Bloodlines Thieves: DasOman Actor & BaseBeta Python

2011-01-28T16:34:00.014-05:00

A real Bloodlines scam. not that crap about huds that you dumbasses cry about all the time

update: 13/02/2011
Currently BaseBeta Python is not only harassing other people online as he is also sending naked pictures of the victim to other people (including me). He also went as far as posting a video of him and the victim, on youtube without her permission. This video included some shocking images. His account has been removed from youtube after the upload and the video will be posted here once the victim is blacked out on that video.

He also as gone as far as threaten me and other people for having posting his name here. (i don't negotiate with emotional terrorists)
Well deepshit... did it upset you ?
[2011/02/08 14:40] BaseBeta Python: you really know how to piss people off

Noooo! really?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXr5Wb1dPHw (sick stalker video)

http://www.reverbnation.com/label/basebetapython

http://omeniacs.co.uk

http://sl-charts.com

21A Tudor Rd - Nuneaton - 01 - CV10 9EE United Kingdom

...next time it's your DNA code

update: 07/02/2011
Bloodstained Deed as now been able to prevent her visa information to be continuously used by BaseBeta Python (Paul) and stop part of the transactions that happen but she still lost over $1000 USD.
BaseBeta Python has also closed Bloodstained Deeds secondlife account and stole all her Bloodlines souls. He also made Jeffrey Hax very upset.
To make matters worse; all 3 secondlife accounts were used from the same internet connection which means that all 3 accounts; Das DasOman and BaseBeta Python who is the scammer will be incorrectly seen also as Bloodstained Deed who was the victim.
Both secondlife accounts and bloodlines accounts will show the same ip address for the the 3 avatars although they are 2 different people.
Redzone will also match their ips and no redone does not effectively detect alts.
(Reasons and methods used for this scam are known but not be revealed)

update: 02/02/2011
Das DasOman and BaseBeta Python are the same person who's real name is a guy named Paul from the UK. (picture in the bottom)
After taking over Bloodstained Deed's SL account, he also keep using her credit card information which reached around $2000 USD.

Now here are a couple of deepshit scumbags of the usual kind around secondlife bloodlines.
Two of those non existent very respectable bloodlines assholes (that are known to not exist) that due to the lack of self achievement, need to steal and scam others for personal self importance. (the usual)

As i was enjoying my "usual" cigar at bloodlines east on the 27th (jan/2011) i saw Bloodstained Deed arriving and passing by me too fast , which at that moment i saw right away it was not her as the avatar passed by me resisting my incredible charm without saying a word or noticing me.

How was this possible ??? (i thought to myself, blinking like a christmas tree on steroids) And so i zoomed to see a noob using an avatar of someone i know not to be a noob.
This noob was DasOman Actor who was looking for a potion (hemlock) and showing that he did not know very well what he was doing.

He then bought the potion using her avatar and linden account info and went to the rezz area at east bloodlines to take the potion; passing by me again and resisting my charm. (2 times in a row ? not possible!)

At this time after having confirmed that it was not her using her avatar but a thief...

[11:22] Draconian Hax: HOW ARE YOU
[11:25] Draconian Hax: hemlock ?
[11:26] Draconian Hax: tisk tisk
[11:26] BloodStained Deed: noene of your business
[11:26] Draconian Hax: *ummm*

After this, i got the confirmed failure of answering the magic question.

None of my business ? (evil laugh here) oooohh you have no idea of what is my business around deepshit dumbass.

This took place around 11:26 SL time and both avatars logged out at the same time from SL.

DasOman Actor moved Bloodstained Deeds soul from the abyss to his ownership, removed her from being his liege and set BaseBeta Python as his liege. He stole all her souls and changed what was at the time his clan.

The next day their clan settings changed and Bloodstained Deeds soul was moved from DasOman Actor to BaseBeta Python who also owns his soul and is set as his liege.

Minutes later after the hemlock potion was bought; Bloodstained Deed was notified and started the process of account recovery.

(/me cracks his virtual nuckles and frowns)

(click pictures to maximize and see the current status)

The victim

The cock sucker

Yeah you heard me deepshit

[2011/02/08 14:29] BaseBeta Python: without her i dont have a life

(... then do us all a favor...)

Another one of those excellent clans full of excellent people

And if the the rest of the deepshits still haven't got it right about your secondlife account ; read this because i have better stuff to do than babysitting.

(/me violently spits the rest of the cigar out)

...damn i hate disco...

Bloodlines niceness

2011-01-05T16:00:00.006-05:00

Ever noticed how niiiiiiiiice active bloodlines people are around with you ?

So gentle and kind and soooooooo interested in help you asking nothing in return ..... at least until you get ... interested.

So where do you think this niceness comes from ?

Lets pretend that for once you have a brain and .... (wow !) you will be using it.
(don't worry... i will give you a help)

The visible goal of the bloodlines franchise is to harvest as many followers as possible in one specific line making the main "collector" of souls/avatars climb up steps in the bloodlines ranking status until shit (king/Queen) hits the fan (throne).

There are only 2 ways of achieving that goal.

1: Slow method: Consists in making people to like the collector/sponsor to the point that they will give their soul to the collector and join the clan.

2: Fast method: The collector will make as many secondlife alternative accounts which he/she will convert to the bloodlines franchise and put them in the clan and will use to scam other people and many times people from their own clans that are dumbasses enough to be paying huds around secondlife. Guess who you are paying huds to, sometimes ?

If you are not an alt, why do you think they are soooooo nice with you ? Is there anyone in the planet that can be a nice person 24/7 ?

How honest do you think they are with you ?
WAIT ! Don't answer. Think about this instead: Will you join the clan of an asshole/bitch ?

So nice they all are and their niceness is always inverse to their honesty. Don't believe ? Ask questions to see at what point you are told that you have to join if you want to know more and then.... its the point of no return.

They are all so nice and kind, except that asshole in white with the black cat.

Ever meet a dishonest salesman who was rude ?

keep paying those huds ... percentages are expected ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_engineering_(security)

"bugs in the human hardware"
*laughs evilly*

Age verification hits secondlife bloodlines

2010-12-01T16:52:00.008-05:00

Ever questioned yourself why is it for ? Truly for ?

oh... awesome.

Who comes up with these ideas in the first place and how does age verification can apply online and in specific to this virtual world and little corner of dumbass thirsty flying rodents for erythrocytes ,neutrophil eosinophil lymphocyte virtual bodily fluid.

In a planet where in some countries you can drive at the age of 14 and others you can be sent do death penalty at legally 16 ( and illegally way before) on secondlife you can only be around if you are 18. (USA citizens can sign-up on SL but cannot drink there. Lets not forget that)

Age Requirements for Second Life.

By accepting this Agreement in connection with an Account (other than for Teen Second Life), you represent that you are at least 18 years of age, or the legal age of majority where you reside if that jurisdiction has an older age of majority, and you have the legal authority to enter into this Agreement.

Ever visited a country where you can legally drink alcohol at 16 ? But you cannot have a cartoon on secondlife because it might see some cartoon boobs around or some BBC wild life sex scenes performed by cartoons played some real life primates behind the screen ?

But lets cut the crap here and get straight to the point. In a outstanding "democratic" country (USA) where death penalty in 14 states can be applied at 16 years of age and in the 1980's case of Thompson v. Oklahoma (487 U.S. 815) sent a 15 year old to death WE NEED age verification to be rough and tough on secondlife and in particular around second life bloodlines. YES oh yes we do... specially if you are a female because Rocco Sigfried or Ron Jeremy may sneak behind you any time and no one one wants to think you were rapped.

And why not ? (laughs... evil ones), being me a notorious advocate of draconian laws i can only rip my

face harder with a bigger smile as more work and personal accomplishment this means. After all what's the problem with age qualifying permit for death around the bloodlines vampire game ?

Lets face it, if you go to secondlife bloodlines, you are going to die (your cartoon of course, mentally you are already fucked); then you just walk around other puppets like you behaving like the inside of am empty refrigerator who voluntarily harass and try to replace the need of

air conditioning to everyone else on secondlife that like to enjoy the sun and garlic sauce with their pizzas or chicken wings.

Age Requirements for Teen Second Life

" ...you are at least 13 years of age and less than 18 years of age..."

Again; why not !? Seriously. If it's good for juvenile detention for 3 years and then death row waiting until 16. Whats the problem with the cartoon world and getting scammed on bloodlines for a few lindens converted from a few dollars stolen from moom and dads wallet or collected from welfare. Can't be for explicit cartoon sex for sure when cable/satellite tv is locked down with chains to prevent younglings and compulsive marturbators to click the button.

And that leads us to:

"...your parent or legal guardian has read and accepted this Agreement on your behalf..."

I can just see this one.

Teen (with Texas red neck accent)

Moom (from some under Mississippi muddy rock)

Teen: Yo ma' ... i gotta go to bluudlines

Moom: Bluudliiiiines ???

Teen: yah ma'... better than gettin' juv' detention for neighbaarhuuuud property damage.

Moom: son i ain't givin' ya any money for that.

Teen: 'll just use my exquisite social engineering capabilities to scam there, like everyone else ma'.

Moom: ohhhh kids these days .... what are you gonna du with 'em...

...well.. how about:

"...If you are under 13 years of age, then please do not use Teen Second Life..."

Of course NOT ! 8 year olds make jihad terrorists shit their pants. We don't want them around the bloodlines vampire game annihilating scamming competitions. No nO N-O. I strongly oppose to that. I have limits for babysitting age. (even tho they all ignore that line).

So what is really age verification needed ?

Wait until your secondlife account reaches 18 years of age, and by then if you still have to provide

your real life identification; you know if it is for moral and legal excuses or for personal profiling, identity theft, data mining, privacy intrusion, social engineering, fraud and who buys and sells that information and for what purpose.

Now; is none of this makes sense to you; then you are in the good path to achieve royalty (king/queen) in the bloodlines vampire world.

Signed:

Draconian Hax aka Frown Master truly loved and worshiped around the grid like banana grape flavor dingleberries.

PS: damn.. ain't i awesome ma'

Halloween vs SL Bloodlines II

2010-10-30T21:47:00.000-04:00

It's this time of the year again when secondlife bloodlines crawling things wear their people/person costume (it's said it feels like liquid garlic) for the world to see some sort of acceptable human life form.

... as for me, good looking as usual as it can be seen above in the great company of Jeffrey Hax; i will be disguised as a "nice polite person and very kind person" (if that is even technically possible). But only for 24h! So lets not get carried away ....

Jocephus Gearz pays tribute to Draconian Hax

2010-10-22T18:58:00.006-04:00

One of those people to avoid named Jocephus Gearz aka Joe Carrolls in RL (not the other way around) decided to pay tribute to Draconian Hax (me) on his blog with a special category named: Desperate Need for Recognition.

Well 'me' damn it ... it's about time someone give me some credit and recognition for my skills.

...I was hoping for Forbes with the top biggest 400 assholes in the planet (where i would take all the seats ... of course - don't get any ideas or pathetic hope) but i will have survive with this very poor version of the razzies.

However Joey Carrots (i've upgraded him) once again fails to deliver and since he has not flushed ever since, it is fair enough to assume that he is literately full of shit.

Maybe someone should pass by, 1812 Tanner St, Rockingham, NC 28379 - (910-997-5462) and have a word with someone.

Some people should be left alone when they tell you to take a hike in the first and only time that they exchanged some words.

But lets continue with the tribute to me from his magnificent blog

that took months to create since that chat conversation and recently motivated by a couple bloodline bans of his alts/mindless soldiers who decided to bother me while i was clipping my toenails.

While in May 2010 the desperate gang here did not have the disgust anguish of my company; they got it now in October 2010. (enjoy... with mouth full and 2 fries with ketchup in your nostrils)

... all that work and effort to have to share the podium of assholeness glory with some irrelevant cartoons; left me crushed and crawling through the swears of life that i locked myself in a room and stayed in bed for a week mopping around boxes of chocolates and candy (chicks recovery mode) until i saw ... some light ....

But minutes later it was visible that this tribute was done by someone ... anencephalic.

Obese ? (use some real man words like FAT) USI ? Next time do it properly like a man. ( i will wait 30 years to read it) Now learn how it is done.

Draconian Hax - Necroticly fucking fat ass and swollen colon with USI, HST, TXT, HIV, PST, STD, HEX, FST, DNR, FDC, RCT, ESX, AHC, TUL, ASD, CGH, HIO, CGI, GCC, ASP, FAT, PHP and multiply 26 x 26 x 3 for more possible key combinations. (throw in some numbers to make it look l33t like 4$$h0l3 )

ah.. much better now, which i dedicate to my hate fan group for their loyalty, dedication and of course endless support. You are the reason why i get up everyday at 4 am to count my pubic hair collection while using my balls as marbles.

Now joey; my next goal is to get recognized in the planet 'ur anus with a well shaken corked bottle of champagne in there and ready to party like an animal.

SL name: Jocephus Gearz

RL name: Joe Carrolls

Draconian Hax free upgrades: Joey Carrots

How to escape from Bloodlines Vampires

2010-10-12T19:31:00.046-04:00

As more and more secondlife sims are following this practice (and others more extreme); many people are still annoyed, disturbed and bothered by these sooooooo nice, well educated, wholesome and full of ethics, humanoid walking samples on secondlife. However desperate no more as the perfect solution for you is here.

Escaping these 2 legged crawling low IQ things can be quite troublesome the same way as a smelly stink odor sticks around you which is even worse if it came from you just like a deadly fart. (are you an ex-bloodlines flying rat ?)

These people get so sticky on you that they become like one of those farts that you have been holding all day and which you need to let go but since you don't know the nature of the beast (other than being lots of it / just like these vampires) and which might ne one of those that can strip the varnish of a foot looker or a marriage; the problem becomes harder to deal with to get ride of these blood leeches.

Here is how you can escape a second life bloodlines vampire.
You can not wiggle them, no point fighting them, push or thrown them away, run from them or try to shut them down .
Just apply the same solution as shown at the end of the video.
Science never fails.

Same sticky odor on you, same kind of problem, same stickiness style and by consequence the same effectiveness solution to which you can verbally add when telling them to leave you alone.

... go away you beastly fart...

(works like a charm when used together with british snob repugnancy attitude)

Bloodlines Vampire Scams - I : Preface

2010-09-16T20:20:00.013-04:00

It seems that you bunch of whiners still haven't got it yet. You whine around and cry for pity from others while being a victims of yourselves and your own uncontrolled ego and desperation in some sort of validation for your existential useless bipedism putting this whining at work in a vicious circle which not only provides continuity for your misery as well as it fuels the reason for it's existence.

You cry due to the scams --> get attention for that --> Scam --> You cry due to the scams = continuous attempt to achieve self importance.

... and most of all you don't want to solve it by your own choice when there is a solution at many levels. Solution that the higher ranks (and game crew) do not want you to take and teach you otherwise while providing you convenient workarounds that fit their needs. (THEIR NEEDS not YOURS) and it is intended to be that way..... just like that mechanic guy that every time you go to his shop he makes sure you will be back later to solve another problem.

But in other to understand that; you dumbasses need to get a picture drawn.
In the next few months this blog will feature a monthly post about second-life bloodlines in many aspects.

In a series of random posts (not chronological) it will cover the franchise, the recruiting, the follow up, sponsorship, uplines, downlines, Legs, basis of Multi-level marketing, database bloodlines and finally .. the Bloodlines hud.

(i will try to make it simple.. VERY simple since logic shows that complex ideas might be too much for your minds to handle since you still operate mostly from the amygdala and you are not really worth the effort of explain you why water is wet)

By now 80% of you are lost with most if the definitions posted above since they sound like something that has nothing to do with the so called game.
(i was going to say 100%, but even people like you need something that they call... "hope" to as another existential justification for your presence in the planet)

Game that is not really a game but a clever business model adapted to second-life.

It will also cover what is really played, how it is played and the true skills used to play it and who is making the money behind it and at the expenses of who, what and how.

Next: Bloodlines Vampire Scams - II : Indoctrination beginning

Best friends list around secondlife bloodlines

2010-09-03T19:25:00.010-04:00

There are 2 questions that i am continuously asked about and the result of one those questions is the answer to the other.

I have been asked many times in private by many people how is it that in the middle of the snake pit of bloodlines; that i manage to keep sanity and i haven't become like the rest.

Well.. wait no more... a secret is about to be revealed that will answer this question and also your friendship requests.

But before you can see with our own eyes lets have some sort of introduction just for some personal enlightenment. (maybe you can use it for some bulbs at home and save some electricity)

... while someone was whining about problems with friends ... (one among ... hundreds in my confessionary) here goes an extract of the conversation.

[2010/01/17 19:13] Draconian Hax: oh joy

[2010/01/17 19:14] Draconian Hax: do you know why i don't get any problems with friends ?

[2010/01/17 19:14] (name removed): was giving him medical advice when he was in emmortalz

[2010/01/17 19:14] (name removed): you don't have any because you are an arse hole?

[2010/01/17 19:14] (Draconian Hax): very good.

[2010/01/17 19:14] (name removed): hehehehe

[2010/01/17 19:15] Draconian Hax: *clap * *clap *

[2010/01/17 19:15] Draconian Hax: problem free solution

[2010/01/17 19:15] (name removed): heheheheh

... no shit stains on my suit ...
Get the picture deepshits ?

now go vote on the poll at the upper right corner of this blog

Ever wondered why you get ejected and banned

2010-08-28T15:24:00.003-04:00

One among many, many, many sims does NOT want you there but i decided to post this one here because i liked the description.

Why ?
- Could it be for your total lack of honesty ? NO WAY!
- Selfishness and stupidity ? noooooooo
- Cheating, stealing, deceiving, manipulating ? pFFfff of course not.
- Lying, causing drama, griffing ? OF COURSE NOT
- For having no RL life whatsoever, decency, respect, morals or personal integrity ? PREPOSTEROUS! It can be ..
- For being a low life dumb low IQ red neck ? (this does not exist for sure)

Is your avatar name on slbloodlines.com ? Then... enjoy the warmth around.

AssHat: A general term for someone who carries out actions with such stupidity that they might as well wear their ass as a hat

The default bloodlines player RL picture

It seems they found you people here and up-tightness here but it's nothing that a pair of latex gloves and vaseline can't solve.

Demi Galaxy - Looking for a crooked banana penis shape ?

2010-06-12T12:56:00.006-04:00

Well.. girls ... if you are ... you found your man.

Now here is a guy that uses his ... a... sausage as a presentation card to the females he sends his picture.

... after this you don't need to take the risk of asking who he is.

however i do wonder if he uses his ass as the business card ...

Demi Galaxy aka Demitrieus Blackcinder

Brand New Line of Bloodlines Vampire Products

2010-05-21T19:48:00.006-04:00

Introducing a brand new line of second-life bloodlines vampire products available at north side.

Difficult times do often require exceptional counter measures to be applied in order to keep the equation balanced when not even all the bullshit, chasing, harassment, lies, deceiving , cheating, scamming and ... (and if i don't stop now i will never finish this post ... ) so on; have stopped working to bring more uninformed second-life noobs in mass quantities to bloodlines and their vampire clans which, has sparkled some sadness around dumbass bloodlines self important royalty people and less weight in the pockets of a certain group of people.

So in order to balance the situation and minimize the crying around to prevent river floods of crocodile tears i decided to supply a brand new line of vampire sucker products.

Behold ! Bullshitter cork !

Starting by our base model

The apple sucker

The apple suck was made specially for wannabe real suckers and should be applied before the victim is even turned and while in the process of being manipulated with all those nice promises of sex, (guys) fame (girls) but no rock and roll (that's only for me).

The noob cork
The noob cork was introduced, to help rest of the clan more; than to satisfy the noob victim with his/hers new debt to slbloodlines and the clan but at the same time; giving the noob a false sense some importance among the rest (explained by the design).
It's primary function is to keep the noob shut up about all sorts of nosy questions he/she asks because you don't want the noob to know all the secrets about the clan methods like where to harrass secondlife players or how to scam people for lindens to be used later with clan's ALTs and that he/she just got himself/herself into something that sounded different when it was heard the first time.
(this has been one of the most successful sale products)

The tooth breaker
The tooth breaker was recently introduced with middle class vampire royalty in mind.
Built with steel and covered with vinagre & chrome and applied by royalty to anyone that was able to deceive 10 to 25 souls and is now wondering why the hell there are not many more around to voluntarily join the "hood". It's around this stage that higher bloodlines ranks apply the tooth breaker in order to see if the dumbass has what it takes to pimp his ride all the way up fast.
This product is recommended to be used with the following verbal encouragement.
"suck it down !"

The ALT-Pimper

Pimping your ride all the way to the top never had so much style as now while you bite something else other than the ATLs (fake accounts) you keep making to achieve King/Queen status while noobs are getting smarter and better informed about the game you play.
Inspired by Flavor Flav public enemy (like yourself) dental appliances; this product has extreme success in keeping your whining quiet while your ALTs keep growing.

The Kings Log
What ?? You've cheated everyone around to get to king, pimped your clan full of alts to increase your soul numbers and to have a few extra accounts to scam other people for lindens for you to use in your next ALT turns. You taught others to do the same and made noobs give lindens to their new bite victims (in many cases your own alts to scam your own noob downline members) you lied, deceived and cheated even on your queen and "friends" and you are still whining about souls ???
"shove it down & shut the fuck up"

The S-S 8000

The Shanny Sweetwater 8000 was specifically custom designed for someone with extreme ass up-tightness (side effect of high ranking) and while is often sold out; new orders are always made due to the high demand by these nice and fine wholesome group of folks.

The sole purpose of it's unusual shape is explained by the combination stereotype of "2/in/1" with the outcome of "one way or another".

For ultra-up-tightness, extra products might be needed

Protecting your account passwords

2010-04-26T21:05:00.035-04:00

So... this is where we came up to...

(/me lights up a cigar and takes a deep puff)

It seems that more and more of you keep having problems about some people cracking your second-life account passwords, emails IM software and so on. (mostly around bloodlines). And for some universal law that is about to be broken I ... I ... (*frowns*)

... well lets just say that I must be extremely drunk or completely out of my mind to be writing the following as if it would even be worth to try to ¨teach¨ something to these people but then again even intelligence goes on vacation for a few minutes sometimes.

I will probably hate myself and all this post tomorrow, but then again do i like anything ? .... so equilibrium will be maintained.

Note: If you do not understand any or the linked terms/words; click them to know its meaning. And send this to other people, specially bloodlines people

First: You have to understand that these people are NOT hackers. They are simply script kiddies or at most; crackers which in other words mean untalented, dumbass, dirty people who use specific software tools that were made by experts in a devious way .

Second: If you run windows you have a lot to worry starting by the way the operating system is constructed to the way it is by set default and then how it is administered and ending on how the market want it to be vulnerable.

If you Run a MAC (UNIX) or Linux well .. you are by default much more protected while maybe having to worry (if you are a MAC dumbass - *BSD does not include dumbasses) with some rootkits for Unix / Linux and assuming that you are not a noob) you can skip everything else that i will write bellow because if you know how to use it you have brain starting by the fact that you use it.(*bsd/linux)

As for MAC users .. you might still glance your eyes around since most of you have no idea how your system works. And windows users you definitely NEED TO READ IT.

Trojans, vírus, adware, spamware, rootkits, malware, spyware, backdoors (not your ass), etc , etc and the list never ends) is more than available for your system and can and IS used against you by default.

Are you still reading ? *damn* you must not be a bloodlines player !!

Third: The security of an operating system relies in 2 things.

The software used and and how it is administrated and keep in mind that no matter how well the operating system is managed by having the latest anti-virus the latest firewall and the latest security updates, it will still be as weak as the human factor behind it and that's where social engineering comes in and all your I.T noob expertize goes down the drain.

While i will try not to cover here methods that allow a cracker to obtain what he wants i will have to refer to some.

Make sure you understand the linked words and expressions. The following may contain ¨wording¨ that may not be simple to most computer users and if you are a noob windows computer user... well just do what i say for you own good and shut up because i don't have the time to explain you people why it should be done the way i say.

1: A few basic rules about creating MORE secure passwords.

Never create a password that uses a name/word that is something related to you. Such as family names, favorite stuff, personal stuff (even if only you know it) and so on. So NEVER use personal stuff to define your security methods but if you are dumb enough to do it; then make it complicated to be found or figured out.

For example: The word ¨dumbass¨ makes a 56 bit password. Not only it is easy to figure out against dictionary attacks or brute force attacks it is also very low in encryption bits.

Turning it into: Du/\/\B@5$ not only makes it harder to crack with specialized software as even to figure out by someone else; even if you tell to some social engineer that you are a dumbass and that is your password. On top of it the encryption goes up to 80 bit. (now you are a dumbass with style)

The higher the encryption the harder it is to crack even by the experts.

Never use the same password for more than one record/login. If you do and that record/login gets compromised; the first thing the attacker will do is to try rely on your human weak factor and use it to try your other accounts.

Preferably you should also use a different email for each account/record/login. Some email services will allow you to create email alias for your main email account If not, create a new email.

Do NOT MIX your personal email accounts with hobbie stuff. If you have a business SL avatar keep it away from any kind of conflicts.

If your second-life password is 16 characters long make it worth the size. The more variety of characters you use the better (letters, numbers, symbols). If you do it less than 128 bits; then REDO IT ! Same is valid for any other type of logins/records. (always go as high as you can with encryption bit rate)

Storing passwords in your browser, SL viewer and internet applications is dangerous by default and if you use internet explorer for that, then you should get all of them stolen. You deserve it!

If you are going to store passwords on a browser make sure of 2 things.

- You don't use that browser for anything else other than to have your password stored there for fast login access

- Make sure that the browser will ask you to insert a master password for you to use it first.

For example use something like opera for saving secure passwords and lets say firefox for regular browsing.

Make sure you do not allow cookies on that secure browser that you don't known what they are and have browser always to delete it's latest activity records soon as you close it.

Always use secure https:// when creating accounts or access your accounts in any site if they provide secure logins.

Storing passwords on your second-life client viewer is NOT SAFE either even if the only thing you see there is [***********] . The password is stored in a specific file that can be easily decrypted and obtained. It can even be obtained by others from your SL viewer !

And if you use something like: --login Avatar Name to fast connect to the grid; that means storage of the password in clear text. (even easier to obtain no matter how high is the quality or complexity).

Second-life client viewers:

There is an endless amount of sl viewers (and more) out there, some almost open source, (lets not confuse with freeware) others less open source but most are copies from others. Are they good ? Well sure they work and they sure work in ways that most of you don't know. Ever heard about that one viewer that was great for griffing ? How about that one that was awesome to evade bans ? The list is long and quite a lot of these viewers have ¨hidden secrets¨ and vulnerabilities that can and ARE USED either by the creators of by those viewers or by those that found about the secrets and backdoors.

And for what ? For your SL account (lets not talk about RL identity theft too). Nothing comes free online unless is truly open source and clean from methods of obtaining information from the people that use it.

The same goes for all those ¨dark¨ tools and attachments that some dumbasses like to use around to play with fire. Sooner or later you will get burned. They can and are used against you.

Use the official and approved SL viewer by LL (way less chances of security problems) or if you know how to build, modify or inspect the source code of one; then do it yourself from the official source code. (read this)

While the official viewer/client that LL provides is not fully open source it does allow to inspect and build your own modifications to do what all others do if you know how.

The list of other SL viewers is bigger than 30 and if you want to check something fully open source, take a look at meerkat. (beware of those wicked thug SL viewers)

As for all you emerald lovers... well... if i was you ... i would stick with the official one.

Attachments and scripts in world:

The more free they are the more likely you are to pay in some way (for most of the cases). Do not accept anything from anyone that you don't know even if it looks like a landmark (specially around bloodlines - you will get bitten sooner or later) and if it is a landmark; ask for the slurl address instead.

Scripts can also spy you and this means connect to places that you don't know to provide the scripter with whatever info he/she wants from you. The only way you can be sure of whats happening is by performing traffic analysis (sniffing) on your own connection to see what it is going on.

Do not buy stuff around cheaper than what the official place sells it such like bloodlines products (YOU WILL be scammed sooner or later!!) When you buy... try to buy from reputable name ( i am not defending bloodlines here)

Secure communication in world:

While some SL viewers provide you the option of chat encryption like emerald and meerkat to avoid being spied in clear text (which is good); once again the viewer can have a backdoor or it may be vulnerable to in-world M.I.T.M.

Move your chat to something like skype (skype is not the best! its just an example) which provides encrypted communication and by using a second chat channel apart from Second-life to be in touch with in-world people; the chances of being successfully spied are VERY VERY slim to none.

Someone gave you some program to install on your operating system:

(Unix and for sure Linux users can skip this)

DO NOT install it ! Ask for the URL of that software for you to see what it does. Microsoft Windows users do not accept .executable files from your SL friends specially if you are a woman and he is a guy. And if you are a guy and you are taking it from a woman, then you are thinking with your penis and you deserve any possible the dirty outcome.

There are methods that allow any dumbass to create and bind a trojan executable inside of a regular software application that will even disable or get your firewall, anti-virus and other protection software alike; ¨numb¨ allowing him/her them to access your system without you knowing.

This will allow them to plant keyloggers which will record EVERYTHING you type and see; even if its complex passwords like: Du/\/\B@5$ if you type them manually.

(see also hardware keyloggers - not detected by protection software)

Using your accounts at someone else's place:

Well.. if you do that and the other person performs traffic analysis (sniffing) there and even uses keylogger on his/hers system to fish you or for his/hers own security; then you will be fished.

Important note: If the other person has some problems with LL regarding their in-world douche bag activities; once you login from their hardware and static ip; YOU WILL be under close attention too and in some cases your account will be suspended if needed or if your deepshit buddy got his suspended. IT WILL ! Do not doubt !

Using wireless:

If you use some else's wireless you are in it to get fished like the above example of using your accounts at someone else's place if the wireless owner wants too. (unless you VPN or SSH tunel to your trusted remote computer)

If you use your own wireless; make sure you use it with encryption of at least 128 bit to 256 bit (or higher) and wpa*-psk.

Wep keys can be cracked in 5 minutes and even some wpa*-psk. are vulnerable to certain kinds of attacks but at least wpa*-psk. will make life way harder for ant attacker to the point if quitting on the attack.

Use a cable as much as possible. It´ s faster !! and more secure starting from your neighbor. (maybe you have one that hates you or thinks you stink) or some second-life bloodlines war driving stalker ex-deepshit.

There is much more to say about all this but if you survived until now (which is mind blowing since you are not reading gossip); here goes some good tips as options to secure yourself.

Some security advices:

One of the best software applications out there to create extremely secure passwords and encryption them on file. This means that even if the attacker gets the file; he/she wont be able to read it. You can copy and past passwords in "shadow" mode and hide them from the database menu preventing keylogger screenshots or remote monitoring spy technical methods.

The following software if fully open source and is available for windows, unix and linux and also in a portable version.

It is a very full featured application with all sorts of secure options.

http://www.keepassx.org http://www.keepassx.org/screenshots

A very similar one http://keepass.info

If you need to access stuff like home banking ina very secure way use a linux live cd.

In short a linux live cd runs a linux operating system from a cd or dvd.

These are not build with Trojans, vírus, adware, spamware, rootkits, malware, spyware and not vulnerable to them by default.

You DO NOT need to install it! Simply run the cd when the computer reboots and load it.

( try something like knoppix live dvd)

Social engineering:

Some simple reading about the subject can be done from a well known master of it by the name of Kevin Mitnick. Easy reading;. Soft stuff for the noobs. (no gossip girls...) (The art of deception).

More complex readings regarding the subject and computer security can be done from Bruce _Schneier (website) (this one goes for *nix users mostly)

Identity Theft Toolkit (SMALL book and easy reading)

Now for the elite computer users:

To finish all of this you can always use your custom build SL viewer on your *nix box running a SCSI true-crypeted file system with usb fingerprint ID boot system after bios password settings and grub 256 (or more) bit password prompt logging in with a restricted games user provided with only 1 to 3 OS process for your user on a system that is protected by iptables, snort, and tcp dumped by something like wireshark. If you have to go online and you are not using your box, simply connect to it remotely through VPN or SSH 4096 rsa encrypted tunnel by user@ip and forwarding X if wanted using a live cd.

(i am not even going to bother to add links to those last lines)

Now that i lost 100 pounds sweating while writing all of this ...

(/me *spits the rest of the cigar out*)

.... and now that i have pretty much ruined my reputation in-world with this post i hope you all ignore it and get your accounts cracked because you deserve it for being dumb by choice and if i see you in-world; there is only 2 ways that thing can end....

and in both of them YOU die ...

*frowns hard*

... /me lights up another cigar ...

... damn noobs ....

Pussy Rejection

2010-04-11T21:37:00.007-04:00

One of many of those so self called "Ladies" around bloodlines. Here is a short sample.

(click to maximize)

it even rhymes ...

Damn ... now everyone knows i am not gay. Disappointment sucks huh ?

*tisk* *tisk*

Secondlife Bloodlines "Vampires"

2010-03-21T15:54:00.012-04:00

... in the hungry quest for self importance and some sort of social recognition motivated by a complete lack of real life society standards and social usefulness this is what they are ...

The Rat Pack Clan

youtube clip

Vampire Waste

uneducated, unemployed, drug addicts, broken families, cheaters, thieves, criminals, losers, emotional wrecks, welfare leeches, dirty sleazy scum bags & overweight lazy couch potatoes

garbage in..... garbage out ...

all rats

Kimmi Mosely

2010-02-19T18:47:00.016-05:00

Kimmi Mosely aka Style

Because a picture is worth a thousand words i decided to post a few pictures since 5 zeros are not cool enough

(here is someone who doesn't include "bullshit" in her personality)

(click pictures to maximize)

style has been redefined

/me *growls*

The real dumbasses behind the dumbasses

2010-02-08T20:57:00.002-05:00

The following is dedicated to those real life vampires on fake second life

For those who have been around slbloodlines for a while... at some point we all meet those real life vampires. (yah the real dumbass behind the dumbass)

Yes ... those real life dumbasses that gather in a "sophisticated" superstitious gangs because old style gangsta groups... don't shine anymore as normal people don't give a crap about their self announced bully importance and a gun around the panties.

So ... from time to time i might be snoozing enough to think that it might be worth try to teach this percentage of humanoid samples something useful; such as.... "education in some matters"

WAIT !!!! don't close the page because i used that big word ...

It is a video ... yes, yes... a V I D E O ... ( gugu da da, come do daddy ... ) yes ... here.. here... hold the pacifier.... has some sugar ..
..... see... nothing to read ... just to see in a screen ... with things moving... just like cartoons..just like cartoons ...

Now... the second thing about it is ...

(/me types this ...knowing that after it ... 99% of the bloodlines readers of this blog will ... vanish as if a truck full of garlic had just arrived or the sun raised an eyebrow to them )

... the video is a D O C U M E N T A R Y. (what does it mean ?? will you survive it) ?

(try the brick and see)

So here goes a general memo for those mentally challenged people that go on second life bloodlines with an uptight ass and some sand paper as toilette paper.

GET EDUCATED (crap there goes that word again) about the scientific facts about "drinking real blood" as well as the historic facts about "vampires".

Read something useful other than gossip chat logs (aww... the world just collapsed for you now) use an !!!encyclopedia!!! (garlic book for you) , google or something... buy a book ... (a real book by the way)

Just because Hollywood makes it look so cool today, it is only real in your mind. This ... is just a game.

Video information

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2666806

Video

http://www.guba.com/watch/3000093683

Memo to (someone in particular) (one of many alike):

Worshiping Elizabeth Báthory who was big killer in history and bathing in the blood of women in order to try retain her youth; does make you deep shits look very, very respectable.

/me bends the corners of the lips down while frowning so hard that an earthquake just stopped and froze

My SkyDiving Death

2010-01-06T11:32:00.009-05:00

After my skydiving accident that wasn't an accident (reported here) and was intended to be suicide; which left you all "bloodliners" happy for my "non visible presence"; everything was fine.... (except for Racheal Wilkinson who seemed to miss me so much didn't accept the facts, (well i guess for once you got one thing right in that head of not so bright).

i guess "skydiving is clearly not for me" since i didn't succeed

Oh yes i know ... i always know... and i am always everywhere. Just like god; except sometimes i can be seen.

So i decided to resurrect for all you people.... after 40 days.... or something like that; (3 days doesn't cut it well for me. Lets face it; 3 days in paradise only ? The other guy that "can't be seen" has no style.

So yah you dumb bloodlines uptight asses; shit is back in the fan and the fan is turned your way ;)

/me picks up the cleanup broom

Frown Master - Origins

2009-11-17T09:01:00.015-05:00

The following should be self explanatory about the reasons of my "eye brown raises" and "frowns" around the planet...

.... it started very early ... *ummm*...

The only thing missing back then; were the "cubans".... but then again...
i had nipples to bite on and a pair of warm soft pillows instead of a old wood chair...
..the options were better and cheaper and maybe i was less grumpier...

/me raises an eyebrow

*frowns*

...what 'r ya looking at ??

The Rat Pack Clan - People to avoid

2009-11-10T18:29:00.042-05:00

( Last list names update: 05/02/2012)

Most of you haven't heard about the Rat Pack Clan (another one of my dark bulb ideas) as a clan simply because it does not exist in the official clan ways; but certainly you will recognize the Rat Pack Clan miles away.

These ... umm... extremelly "nice", "honest", "decent","drama-free","non alt-makers" people have made it to the clan by astonishing personal merit and dedication by transferring their real character to second-life bloodlines "game".

The following need no introduction if you have been around bloodlines for at least 6 months, since January 2009 or even before.

DasOman Actor & BaseBeta Python SL/BL and visa account thief and; scammer

Macarius Vlodivic ( Resident harassment / Alt Factory / Women Scammer even with RL money ) ( more details to be added later)

Jocephus Gearz, Shanna Uggla, Erik Liamano, Elie Bruun and the .. gang of themselves a few more...
Jocephus Chrome, Shanna Uggla, Jocephus Ishtari, Jocephus Steampunk, Shanna Ishtari, Shanna Chrome, Dillusion Afterthought, Vakesh Ishtari, K3W3 Baxton, Lelani Difference, Darius Wirefly, Syshadow Fireguard, KIWI Susanowa
(scammers even to their own clan members)
Read in detail this comment about them and this german article)
More about (rl) about Jocephus Gearz over here and more in the future "here".

Ravyn Darkfold - defined as "GIGANTIC bitch" (see Alts list reply).

DarrenR Rexen - Alt maker / Women stalker / plain simple stupidity / useless existence / resident harassment

( these next 4 all ex-blood warriors are special - more details to be added later)
Zeus Panthar, Nessa Genira, Shanny Sweetwater ( total lack of personal integrity and honesty with other bloodlines, players, alt makers, resident harassment, and RL troublemakers )

Devin Couturier ( Sweetwater's dingleberry ) (must be suffocating in there with all that up-tightness - you are not forgotten and you, still have ... "a stone in your shoe")

ElissaJade Sixpence : Sick twisted child play (serious details to be added later - avoid her)

Demi Galaxy aka Demitrieus Blackcinder for reasons stated here and in the future "here".

p2472 Sideshow <-- now this one ... Mr Drama "teen" who lives on the tax payer money to be able to play bloodlines all day because .. RL ... sucks... *laughs* we would need a full humorous Wikipedia just about this one and maybe ... it's not RL that sucks ... maybe something else. oh (again) and click here or here.
( it's ok it's ok ... here...here... the pacifier... yes ... yes... *cuchi* *cuchi*)

Frank Teardrop & related users / friends ( too late for kissing ass) resident harassment
Epimetheus Oh / Lapetus Genira (resident harassment / stalking / Serious Offensive Conduct (also avoid related friends)

Sly Novi resident harassment - (the one man clan who demands recognition everywhere he walks around ... simply because... he is a king.... ) (welfare leech & Details later)

Chase Bosh (Hunger RPG OWNER) - Fraud / Racism / Unethical work / thief

BrittanyJ Belgar - Spamer, multiple personalities, local chat harrasment, Low I.Q, under age mentality, harassing ATLs.

This "CLAN" will grow... and new entries/names will be added as time goes by and some are waiting for a proper introduction in the blog before being here.
But... for now.. these are "special ones" and YOU are invited to reply to this post and add another RAT into this clan as well .. as how much you know about him.

Click here to add your comment and add people to this post or IM me on SL with your list of "favorite people".

Maybe i should rename the clans name to:
"The Dingleberries" ... sounds... "Chrismassy" and more like a holiday season jingles band... since they are so entertaining and we are getting close to the end of the year....

... and yes yes ... i know... i know, i am an asshole... who doesn't cover it under an imaginary blanket of ..... "niceness"

now... go vote on that option over there to keep me informed of the fact

Bookmark this entry... it will be updated later and send the link to everyone

Nola Lysette: rudness vs chilvalry

2009-11-01T10:37:00.010-05:00

...while i was sitting at bloodlines west this morning enjoying my usual cigar, i found myself in a middle of a moral and ethical dilemma as i was messaged by girl requesting me to insult her.

!!! * * * i thought to myself * * * !!!
"what am i suppose to now ? if i insult her i am not being a gentleman, but if i don't, i am not honoring the request and therefore not being an gentlemen either"
(oooh! the world collapsed under my feet with nowhere to run. i had no choice...)

It was quite difficult for me to make a choice here (as you all must imagine)

[2009/11/01 6:44] Nola Lysette: I'm still waiting for an insult
[2009/11/01 6:45] Draconian Hax: you really want one ?
[2009/11/01 6:46] Nola Lysette: aren't u in the mood of shouting one out
[2009/11/01 6:48] Draconian Hax: not today ... you look too crappy to be worth an adjective . you had the avatar way better.
[2009/11/01 6:49] Nola Lysette: did it take u two minutes to come up with that lame line
[2009/11/01 6:49] Draconian Hax: no. it took me 5 minutes to bother reading what you wrote
[2009/11/01 6:50] Nola Lysette: I pity u hax
[2009/11/01 6:51] Draconian Hax: good. but do it it like Mr T . with an harsh voice to make me be scared
[2009/11/01 6:51] Nola Lysette: why r u doing this
[2009/11/01 6:52] Draconian Hax: because you asked me to do it when you IM me . didn't you ? didn't you say that you wanted an insult ?

(maybe she is into some self confusing BSDM mood or something)

[2009/11/01 6:52] Nola Lysette: you know exactly what i mean
[2009/11/01 6:53] Draconian Hax: i know exactly what you just wrote a few lines above.You asked and i gave.
[2009/11/01 6:58] Nola Lysette: why the sudden change then
[2009/11/01 6:59] Draconian Hax: what change ?
[2009/11/01 7:27] Nola Lysette: I was waiting for u to grow up and snap out of it..but a dog will always be a dog, this LM is deleted and you will be muted for good
[2009/11/01 7:27] Draconian Hax: promises promises
[2009/11/01 7:28] Draconian Hax: what if i am a midget ?
[2009/11/01 7:28] Draconian Hax: how can i grow up ?

...i guess she muted me.. for the 10000th time that she message me ...

then she got me confused ... with:
Nola Lysette: why the sudden change then

and then she says:
Nola Lysette: I was waiting for u to grow up and snap out of it..but a dog will always be a dog

So... was there a change ?!?!?
If she was waiting for that; where was the change that she claimed to have happened ... but "she is waiting for"?
(girls .... they never make up their minds)

Maybe it's those bug eyes that she still haven't fixed which seem to see a dog here when i am holding a cat (Jeffery)

... look at these wide bug eyes...

from the moon they look like 2 earth craters in a pale ground surface...
(snap out of it ... halloween is over)

ps: Jeffrey felt insulted with that dog comment

How to be a deep shit around Bloodlines

2009-10-26T20:40:00.001-04:00

For 97% of the humanoids walking around second life bloodlines; to be a deep shit, is inherent to their real life , which they proudly exhibit in second life in order to achieve some self importance that they cannot gain outside in real world.

So they do whatever needs to be done to become "royalty" in cartoon land and expect special treatment for it.

For the rest of us, (those 3%) being a deep shit is something WE do try very very very hard to compete with.

Trust me ... i know ...

... i am sure you know that too ...

... is that ... Zeus Panthar under there ? ...does anyone have a shovel ? (i need to check)

DarkSoul Sapphire

2009-10-12T17:08:00.021-04:00

If there is a place where furniture was made for me and i can enjoy some real fresh quietness when i want it and how i want it.

This is it.
The place where bats walk with the tip of their toes to avoid raising my eyebrows and the smoke of my cigar stands still.

Just feels like a glove, doll.
It is worth that word ... that i never say ...

I will be waiting for the new paintings with "my touch" ;)

*winks*

Jeffrey loves this playground

Seems to have something to do with being "asshole free" ...

Look at him all groovy

ps:
stay tuned to get closure about that freedom.

(click the pics to maximize)

Halloween vs SL Bloodlines

2009-10-04T22:13:00.018-04:00

With halloween around the corner and the fact that those "clowns" around second life bloodlines never cease to amaze me with their outstanding remarkable out of this world creativity; a dilemma has risen from the one other of my dark bulb ideas which sparked a debate between me and Jeffrey.

And the question around is the following...

With halloween knocking at the door; if i decide to wear a costume, does this mean that the rest of them will be wearing suits and dresses ?

oh gorgeous !!

And check the lag makers bellow ...

Oh yah... the outstanding dumbass biotch (drakken nubalo) that needs to read the SL wiki to understand how how rezz and tcp/udp packets flow in the network, etc, etc...

memo: too much $lindens a pair of boobs and a powerful computer will not give you brains

... and these 3 need no introduction ... a smelly cat , a wild hairy dog and a dumb ass drama queen that wears skirts and found how to make "light" with a couple stones against each other ...

gotta love these ..."people", can't wait for halloween ...

(click the pics to maximize)

Life vs Avatar

2009-09-27T18:08:00.007-04:00

It seems that in my "visual" 5 days bloodlines "absence" some people thought i was gone ...

5 days in 6 months and i died ?

well... (*laughs*) it may surprise these humanoids, that some PEOPLE have a life beyond the avatar.

Imagine that huh ?!!? WOW ! a REAL LIFE happening !! No way !!!! serious !!??

... i know i know ... shame on me !!

What am i going to do now !?!? ... cartoon life will never be the same !! How i can live with myself ?

*scared*
/me is soooo scared now....

What ... if ... second life users find out about this ?!! ooooooooooooooooo my reputation is soooooo disgraced now !!!
I can almost hear Torley Linden saying : "aha ! I caught you off land !"
I must hide ! run, run ... run ... to the hills !

Well .... i guess i feel like Roger Rabbit when he got out of cartoon land too...

Angaelic Braveheart

2009-09-19T19:34:00.003-04:00

Well .. here goes a poem for ya doll
(only you know what it means)

Angelic braveheart is red
and my finger is still blue
and i am still enjoying
that whiff i got from you.

Winkle dinkle ;)

... as usual ....

... approved ...

*growls*

Bloodlines Uptight Asses

2009-09-18T16:30:00.007-04:00

If there is one thing that comes with vampire royalty around second life bloodlines; it is called, uptightness.

Some people; well... most people (of course because they all seek self royal importance in cartoon land) are so uptight that if you stick a lump of coal up their ass, it will turn into a diamond in 3 minutes.

How do you guys think i got my diamond earring ? --> Shanny Sweetwater; your anal pressure, "rocked" my ears in 10 seconds.

The only hard moment was that i had to use a gas mask during the fusion and call the fire department to have it cleaned...

A cultural conversation destroyed by a hairy snatch

2009-09-17T20:28:00.008-04:00

... it was one of those... surreal SL bloodlines nights; an intelligent conversation was "slained" by... a hairy snatch, ... who claimed to be shaved ...
(click to amplify)

Jeffery could swear that he saw a tail in there ...

The red copy cat

2009-09-15T18:46:00.006-04:00

The say that imitation is the best form of flattery but in the case i have to refuse it.

However this guy would sure be a great success in the middle of a Spanish bullfight arena.

4 types of people at Second-life Bloodlines

2009-09-13T21:32:00.006-04:00

I often say that there are 4 types of people at Second-life Bloodlines
and i have the following on my SL profile:

1: the almost decent
2: troublemakers
3: the noobs
4:

So recently i had someone messaging me with a couple simple lines that said.
"hey i am decent !"
(some girl i can't remember her name due to her relevance)

Well with honesty like this ... what else can we ask for

This of course gave me another one of my dark bulb ideas for a few seconds which was to add a fifth type of people that are around http://www.slbloodlines.com

5: The Dumb asses !

But all of a sudden i realized that i would probably be flooded with a massive amount of messages opening an indeterminable amount of IM windows full of ..."more honest people"

ummmm

2009-09-13T02:14:00.007-04:00

well.. what do you people want ? it's my first post here.

I feel "like a virgin, blogging by the very first time" except that i don't have a pussy like Madonna to be able to brag about ....

... maybe i will get a second-life female avatar to have sex with... and then; i can go "fuck myself"...