Monday, February 8, 2010

The real dumbasses behind the dumbasses

The following is dedicated to those real life vampires on fake second life

For those who have been around slbloodlines for a while... at some point we all meet those real life vampires. (yah the real dumbass behind the dumbass)



Yes ... those real life dumbasses that gather in a "sophisticated" superstitious gangs because old style gangsta groups... don't shine anymore as normal people don't give a crap about their self announced bully importance and a gun around the panties.



So ... from time to time i might be snoozing enough to think that it might be worth try to teach this percentage of humanoid samples something useful; such as.... "education in some matters"

WAIT !!!! don't close the page because i used that big word ...

It is a video ... yes, yes... a V I D E O ... ( gugu da da, come do daddy ... ) yes ... here.. here... hold the pacifier.... has some sugar ..
..... see... nothing to read ... just to see in a screen ... with things moving... just like cartoons..just like cartoons ...

Now... the second thing about it is ...

(/me types this ...knowing that after it ... 99% of the bloodlines readers of this blog will ... vanish as if a truck full of garlic had just arrived or the sun raised an eyebrow to them )

... the video is a D O C U M E N T A R Y. (what does it mean ?? will you survive it) ?

(try the brick and see)


So here goes a general memo for those mentally challenged people that go on second life bloodlines with an uptight ass and some sand paper as toilette paper.


GET EDUCATED (crap there goes that word again) about the scientific facts about "drinking real blood" as well as the historic facts about "vampires".

Read something useful other than gossip chat logs (aww... the world just collapsed for you now) use an !!!encyclopedia!!! (garlic book for you) , google or something... buy a book ... (a real book by the way)

Just because Hollywood makes it look so cool today, it is only real in your mind. This ... is just a game.

Video information
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2666806
Video
http://www.guba.com/watch/3000093683


Memo to (someone in particular) (one of many alike):

Worshiping Elizabeth Báthory who was big killer in history and bathing in the blood of women in order to try retain her youth; does make you deep shits look very, very respectable.

/me bends the corners of the lips down while frowning so hard that an earthquake just stopped and froze