Wednesday, October 31, 2012

The sheep, the IrishLionHeart cowboy and the pig

In a surreal  anal ogy indirectly related to sex from a great western classic from the man smoking the cigar, i bring you the bloodlines version right now known as the The sheep, the IrishLionHeart cowboy and the pig.

As the night arrived, a strange dark humus presence walks towards the house. It appears to be an old man beaten down by time and age carrying a sheep under his left arm.
He enters his home and goes directly to his bedroom where he finds his wife in bed. (alone- who the hell wants scrap yard)
With a disgusted and unsatisfying look on his eyes he glares at her and with a crude tone in is voice he says :

IrishLionHeart: This is the pig i am fucking!

The woman lightly turns to have a better look at him and with astonishment she replies:

Woman: That is not a pig; you dumbass.
IrishLionHeart: shut up ... i was not talking to you.



... you see in this world there are 2 kinds of people "my friend"...
 those who smoke a cigar and those who suck dick... 
you suck ... 

stay out of other peoples affairs or you will upgrade from ugly to bad

...next time; better manners at my table or there will be a ..."next time"...
ps: make sure you live today to the fullest