Unwrap this gift and enjoy the middle finger

enjoy

My christmas gift to you is warm and liquid

Have yourself Krampus shit christmas

Tonight I will punish you all 

I will come for you

Everybody wants to be good at Christmas

I'm on my way
Naughty children be afraid
One at a time
I'll take you all away

Nana, Nana, Nana

Ringing bells all around welcome Christmas time
Every kid in this town cannot sleep at night
But I have been so bad
Santa will not bring me gifts and
Krampus might come
What is this noise in the backyard?

Watch out
The Animal
Coming to get all the children
Faster
You've got to hide
Can't run away from the darkness

Everybody wants to be good at Christmas
Cause nobody wants to be dragged by the Krampus
Everybody better be good at Christmas
Nana, Nana, Nana, Nana
Naughty Christmas

Satyr with chains
Rowdy children be afraid
One at a time
I'll take you all away

Nana, Nana, Nana

He's inside in the house
Looking for my room
Someone drank the… 

 

 

Second life bloodlines vampire mind reading

It is easy, feel free to use this template...

https://slbloodlines.com/members/608531

Didn't you get the memo?

From every man on secondlife to every woman on secondlife

I would give you the stars in the sky
But they're too far away
If you were a hooker, you'd know
I'd be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy
I'd be suddenly gay

'Cause my heart belongs to you
My love is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

You're the only girl that I like to screw
When I'm not on the road
When I come home, my dinner's made
And the front lawn is mowed
I'll kiss your mouth
Even after you swallow my load

'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do, for you
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

I wanna make it clear
So you retain it
My dick's a free spirit
And you can't restrain it
No, you just can't chain it down

I love you so much it hurts
From my head to my feet
I think of you and I can't
Help but fondle my meat
I see your face every time
That I go out and cheat

'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do
My heart belongs to you
But my dong is community property
Yeah, yeah, yeah

IQ Points VI: chemical unbalance and 2 cents fee for an opinion

... while polishing a secondlife bloodlines wooden chair with my ass, being an ass to asses like asses around asses, assing at bloodlines around asses being asses to asses like my ass which shits on everyone else for being an ass, due to being an ass to asses that are asses, which deserve to be treated like asses... 

(are you still following or went looking for a map to the sentence?)

anyway, a female specimen of biped human like shape asks for ... brian?

Who is Brian? Is Brian gay?
If Brian is gay, shouldn't he have a Johnson in his mouth or has Johnson gone into the witness relocation program and changed his name to Brian?

Maybe... Brian was eaten? By who? OMSelf! What do I do now?!?!?!?

Call the pentagon? Phone the FBI? Complain to Edward Snowden? Ask Vladimir Putin to wack someone and get Brian back to be a Johnson  or let Johnson identify himself as Brian for political correctness.

Overall I could go to a waffle house and pick my nose while waiting outside in the line for the bathroom observing 2 junior raccoons trying to sodomize each other behind the garbage bin.

At this moment I was completely ... not giving a shit. So I scratched my ass and rubbed my fingers in under Lustfullintentions nose.

It appears that an epidemic of... Brians disease?... took secondlife bloodlines players brains and placed them in their mouths.

Brian's symptoms are...

• vomiting
• diarrhea
• abdominal cramping

That would definitively explain the expert conclusions about bloody diarrhea that comes out bloodlines players mouths such as testosterone being a stupid chemical in the mind of a female male hater.

Anyone knows who is her Brian?

If you don't have 2 cents, you cannot afford the fee to an opinion.

and what is it that we have here...

*mmmm*

... now that I think of it, testosterone does increase hair growth... as well as age. Is this what makes testosterone stupid?

ahhhh... much better.
Good to see that I was artful with my fingers.

...strangely familiar tho...

Better to be pissed off

...than to be pissed on

if it is worth to do.. then it should be done right

a golden shower may not be a gold medal ... but at least gives you first place in front of my penis. Now you can feel like a champ ...

*me frowns*

Have Yourself A Shitty Little Christmas

Truthfully from the bottom of my... if i had one, whatever that is called, that makes you people weak

in case the above link disappears i really want you

to enjoy my deepest warming wishes today

The Rat Pack Clan - People to avoid

( 2014 list update here)
(post update: December 2019)
( Last list names update: 17/09/2012 )
( Last list names update: 05/02/2012 )

Most of you haven't heard about the Rat Pack Clan (another one of my dark bulb ideas) as a clan simply because it does not exist in the official clan ways; but certainly you will recognize the Rat Pack Clan miles away.

These ... umm... extremely "nice", "honest", "decent","drama-free","non alt-makers" people have made it to the clan by astonishing personal merit and dedication by transferring their real character to second-life bloodlines "game".

The following need no introduction if you have been around bloodlines for at least 6 months, since January 2009 or even before.

Ozzy Blazewood, aka Dog Baily, aka Mawler Exonar: Harassment, Toublemaker, Scammer, Drama King, Griefer

More bloodlines scammers:

Micky Viper, H2O Avedon, Ruby Glassfield, Emi Jestyr, Gustavo Canucci, Angie Godard, Moon Warrhol, Toretto Zepp, TheDeviL Alex, Casanova Gant, May Plaid, Marius Prantis, charlotte Haramori, Silviu Gearbox, Demon Spanton, Waltdisney Aeon, crazziesully Portland, Sandra Ivylord, Ashley Saxena, Felix Trang, salt Kayor, etwetwet Abeyante, Sky Malik, kiera Clarence, Ferb Cristole, anastasia Rassir, Karrolina Chingseng, Elyse Deir, Alexa Ralior, Stephan Luckstone, Sinita Velde, Telensa Glom, Vanessaa Carter, Stra Toxx, alexzender Nizna, eathan Alecto, Leena Dikes, amity Rain, Ash Rakasta, Issa Kimono, Marthaa Oskar, Peterr Admiral, Ankit5 Trallis

DasOman Actor aka BaseBeta Python aka Paul SL/BL/RL and visa account thief and; scammer. RL Jealous freak & loser.

Macarius Vlodivic ( Resident harassment / Alt Factory / Women Scammer even with RL money ) fFrom the times envolved with Kaci Simonson aka Majestika Evanier)

Jocephus Gearz, Shanna Uggla, Erik Liamano, Elie Bruun and the .. gang of themselves a few more...
Jocephus Chrome, Shanna Uggla, Jocephus Ishtari, Jocephus Steampunk, Shanna Ishtari, Shanna Chrome, Dillusion Afterthought, Vakesh Ishtari, K3W3 Baxton, Lelani Difference, Darius Wirefly, Syshadow Fireguard, KIWI Susanowa
(scammers even to their own clan members)
Read in detail this comment about them and this german article)
More about (rl) about Jocephus Gearz over here and more in the future "here".

Ravyn Darkfold - "GIGANTIC bitch, Alt maker, Scammer troublemaker  (see Alts list reply).

DarrenR Rexen - Alt maker / Women stalker / plain simple stupidity / useless existence / resident harassment (from the times envolved with Kaci Simonson aka Majestika Evanier)

( these next 4 all ex-blood warriors currently blood evolotions are special - more details to be added later)
Zeus Panthar, Nessa Genira, Shanny Sweetwater ( total lack of personal integrity and honesty with other bloodlines, players,  alt makers, resident harassment, and RL troublemakers )

Devin Couturier ( Sweetwater's dingleberry ) (must be suffocating in there with all that up-tightness - you are not forgotten and you, still have ... "a stone in your shoe")

ElissaJade Sixpence: Sick twisted child play (serious details to be added later - avoid her)

Demi Galaxy aka Demitrieus Blackcinder for reasons stated here and in the future "here".

p2472 Sideshow: now this one ... Mr Drama "teen" who lives on the tax payer money to be able to play bloodlines all day because .. RL ... sucks... *laughs* we would need a full humorous Wikipedia just about this guy and maybe ... it's not RL that sucks ... maybe something else. Oh (again) and click here or here.


Frank Teardrop and related users / friends ( too late for kissing ass) resident harassment
Epimetheus Oh / Lapetus Genira (resident harassment / stalking / Serious Offensive Conduct (also avoid related friends)

Sly Novi resident harassment - (the one man clan who demands recognition everywhere he walks around ... simply because... he is a king.... ) (welfare leec. More details later)

Chase Bosh (Hunger RPG OWNER) - Fraud / Racism / Unethical work / thief

BrittanyJ Belgar - Spammer, multiple personalities, local chat harassment, Low I.Q, under age mentality, harassing Alts.

The following list are scammers and troublemakers,  of some of the people mentioned above.

Thalia fuil, valente Xaris, Mercedez Draconia, ThaliasChild Finistair, Kaos Ahren, Syn Dragoone, Gabrian Draconia, Darkwitch Batistuta, Kaamos Drachnyd, Mercedes Mactavish, Jalapeno Adored, YankyDoddiE Denver, oijnmh56 Abonwood, FunnYhubbeR Koray, SwingingDoorS Alecto, rtgf456rfg Treves, DarkDreamer Footpad, SunRireseR Seubert, TurtleBoots Pizzaro, ZebraGiger Redenblack, Quamterum Baily, SweetLace Falconer, RomanticA Actor, Mercedez Draconia, GeoBertoVanie Ferengeto, LoversIslander Kroitschov, KlabinHousern Bodenhall, HipHop123 Alphaville, Burpy434 Holfe, RoamingAngels Bellingshausen, Meriditha Demonista, Zermathira Colinsgrove, Styx Direwytch, lkjhgf Abbot, FrOdO Alphaville, lkjhgf Abbot, defrtgyghfv Aljon, sdefrgthyuj Abbot, Darkwitch Batistuta, Dahlia Nirvana, Syn Wasp, Chaos Dannunzio, Valente Tairov, LoveMagic Soulstar, Kaamos Drachnyd, Aria Skute, Luminos Afterthought, Jypsy Frostwych, Chaos Dannunzio, Cinder Silverspar, Syn Chrzan, Svestacka Landar, Braske Braveheart, SpritStar Moonwall, Sonaciuke Soulstar, Jane TopHat, Giedriuzaz Parx, Tequila Carver, Valente Tairov, Valente Luminos, Chaos Dannunzio, Damion Snoodle, Izabella Kegel, Lao Serpente, Rhys Eberhardt, DezintegratoruDeHimene Yiwama, Jax Saeed, Luc Runningbear, TigerMaster Sabretooth, DarkThief Ghost, DragonGypsyJoy Skytower, Valente Luminos, Symphoni Jinx, Zuriel Jeces, Angelique Danitz, Celestial Sabretooth, Biker Kawanishi, George Threebeards, Jacks Garfield, Rhys Leistone, Valkryi Azalee, Arturik1 Harvy, Sephiroth Neiro, Myst Delicioso, Raith Zeplin, Ty Stinson

This "CLAN" will grow... and new entries/names will be added as time goes by and some are waiting for a proper introduction in the blog before being here.
But... for now.. these are "special ones" and YOU are invited to reply to this post and add another RAT into this clan as well .. as how much you know about him.

Click here to add your comment and add people to this post or IM me on SL with your list of "favorite people".


Maybe i should rename the clans name to:
"The Dingleberries" ... sounds... "Chrismassy" and more like a holiday season jingles band... since they are so entertaining and we are getting close to the end of the year....




... and yes yes ... i know... i know, i am an asshole... who doesn't cover it under an imaginary blanket of ..... "niceness"

now... go vote on that option over there to keep me informed of the fact

Bookmark this entry... it will be updated later and send the link to everyone

Have a merry darkness of a day to the sound of evilness

You will be watched all night

*evil laughs*

Running out of garlic sauce

All of a sudden all my stores ran out of my favourite garlic sauce. Coincidence ?
Probably some bloodlines deepship fangle tooth big mofo decided to mess with garlic man on RL.

Well then... we well see about that. I am still very around bitches and christmas is coming earlier for you.

Eat shit. No shit for your christmas.

No Christmas for you deepshits

link

Dedicated to DesertDog Finesmith: Another year, another christmas and another dump on you

How pathetic are some of these rats who spend all their (welfare) money on secondlife and bloodlines to the point of not even being able to pay for heat during winter? No wonder your kids are a fucked up skeletons piles of shit like their parents.

So who is this rat?

Works on airplanes but wastes all his money on superfluous things such as secondlife and bloodlines.
Is on his 50's, with 5 kids, does illegal mass produced dvd pirate sales

Kids at times are hungry due to lack of proper care and food
Cheats on his wife and she cheats on him. Wife is a drug addict and spends money on drugs.

... and hates p2472 Sideshow to death

RL pictures and information has been obtained about this piece of shit.

DesertDog Finesmith

https://slbloodlines.com/members/320256

DesertDog Finesmith gets dumped on SL 

link

A cultural conversation destroyed by a hairy snatch

... it was one of those... surreal SL bloodlines nights; an intelligent conversation was "slained" by... a hairy snatch, ... who claimed to be shaved ...
(click to amplify)


Jeffery could swear that he saw a tail in there ...

Jocephus Gearz pays tribute to Draconian Hax

One of those people to avoid named Jocephus Gearz aka Joe Carrolls in RL (not the other way around) decided to pay tribute to Draconian Hax (me) on his blog with a special category named: Desperate Need for Recognition.

Well 'me' damn it ...  it's about time someone give me some credit and recognition for my skills.

...I was hoping for Forbes with the top biggest 400 assholes in the planet (where i would take all the seats ... of course - don't get any ideas or pathetic hope) but i will have survive with this very poor version of the razzies.

However Joey Carrots (i've upgraded him) once again fails to deliver and since he has not flushed ever since, it is fair enough to assume that he is literately full of shit.

Maybe someone should pass by, 1812 Tanner St, Rockingham, NC 28379 - (910-997-5462) and have a word with someone.


Some people should be left alone when they tell you to take a hike in the first and only time that they exchanged some words.

But lets continue with the tribute to me from his magnificent blog

that took months to create since that chat conversation and recently motivated by a couple bloodline bans of his alts/mindless soldiers who decided to bother me while i was clipping my toenails.

While in May 2010 the desperate gang here did not have the disgust anguish of my company; they got it now in October 2010. (enjoy... with mouth full and 2 fries with ketchup in your nostrils)

... all that work and effort to have to share the podium of assholeness glory with some irrelevant cartoons; left me crushed and crawling through the swears of life that i locked myself in a room and stayed in bed for a week mopping around boxes of chocolates and candy (chicks recovery mode) until i saw ... some light ....

But minutes later it was visible that this tribute was done by someone ...  anencephalic. 

 Obese ? (use some real man words like FAT) USI ? Next time do it properly like a man. ( i will wait 30 years  to read it) Now learn how it is done.

Draconian Hax -  Necroticly fucking fat ass and swollen colon with USI, HST, TXT, HIV, PST, STD, HEX, FST, DNR, FDC, RCT, ESX, AHC, TUL, ASD, CGH, HIO, CGI, GCC, ASP, FAT, PHP and multiply 26 x 26 x 3 for more possible key combinations. (throw in some numbers to make it look l33t like 4$$h0l3 )

ah.. much better now, which i dedicate to my hate fan group for their loyalty, dedication and of course endless support. You are the reason why i get up everyday at 4 am to count my pubic hair collection while using my balls as marbles.

Now joey; my next goal is to get recognized in the planet 'ur anus with a well shaken corked bottle of champagne in there and ready to party like an animal.

SL name: Jocephus Gearz

RL name: Joe Carrolls

Draconian Hax free upgrades: Joey Carrots  

The anonymous moron

Self explanatory without subtitles ...

... as much as i would like to insult the genius mind that wrote this comment for it's rare and indeed quite correct conclusion regarding the findings and self compliment i can only ask: 

Was it hard to find ? ... i mean... for a moron of course.

...bloodliners ... amazing creatures...

Ho Ho Ho merry waste of time to you all

Did you get the memo ?

link

...and if you did not get the message, read it...

Ever wondered why you get ejected and banned

One among many, many, many sims does NOT want you there but i decided to post this one here because i liked the description.

Why ?
- Could it be for your total lack of honesty ? NO WAY!
- Selfishness and stupidity ? noooooooo
- Cheating, stealing, deceiving, manipulating ? pFFfff of course not.
- Lying, causing drama, griffing ? OF COURSE NOT
- For having no RL life whatsoever, decency, respect, morals or personal integrity ? PREPOSTEROUS! It can be ..
- For being a low life dumb low IQ red neck ? (this does not exist for sure)

Is your avatar name on slbloodlines.com ? Then... enjoy the warmth around.

AssHat: A general term for someone who carries out actions with such stupidity that they might as well wear their ass as a hat

It seems they found you people here and up-tightness here but it's nothing that a pair of latex gloves and vaseline can't solve.

Confusing love & hate relationship on a special day

This one either loves to hate me or hates to love me

...women... can they even understand themselves sometimes ?

(before)

well... you were kinda cute at some point.... 

(after)

SL insane ? NO way. Who would think such a thing...

ps: the years don't forgive and as the bargain chips run out so does your arrogance

Julianna eiren: ex fake cancer victim and pro jackass scammer

... as the wheel of misfortune keeps on spinning

New year but old shit and what better way to start it other than a reality check

Ever wonder about those hot hot avatars that you see around ? Do you honestly think that any woman that is hot enough to get male attention for her physical tributes needs to spend any time on second life to play their game ? Does a hot woman even have time to be around bloodlines when she has a line of males after her on real life ?

Meet another piece of shit of a narcissistic scammer on bloodlines that among many other things lies about having cancer to get male pity and attention and uses real life pictures of OTHER people to pretend to be who she is NOT (identify theft).

Note to Hughee Haefnir: Next time don't go on think with your dick and then go cry around about being in love by someone who played you. Can you even handle this ? Took you 9 months to see this ? What were you doing, supplying the ham ?

https://www.flickr.com/photos/curvydee123

Can those puppies come out for funerals too ? In case we run out of dirt for the hole ?

Note to the bitch: imagine if the people you annoy and scam get to know your current avatar name, where you live, your Facebook and much more. 

If you are told to jump, you jump, if it is to roll you roll. 

Now you know the drill because the butcher has the knife

... for fucks sake Jerod you bit this shit ...