Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Friday, May 15, 2020

Didn't you get the memo?


From every man on secondlife to every woman on secondlife


I would give you the stars in the sky
But they're too far away
If you were a hooker, you'd know
I'd be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy
I'd be suddenly gay
'Cause my heart belongs to you
My love is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property
You're the only girl that I like to screw
When I'm not on the road
When I come home, my dinner's made
And the front lawn is mowed
I'll kiss your mouth
Even after you swallow my load

'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do, for you
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property
I wanna make it clear
So you retain it
My dick's a free spirit
And you can't restrain it
No, you just can't chain it down
I love you so much it hurts
From my head to my feet
I think of you and I can't
Help but fondle my meat
I see your face every time
That I go out and cheat
'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do
My heart belongs to you
But my dong is community property
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Monday, April 16, 2012

It has been found

... after almost a life time and 2 and a half decades plus 23 or 25 seconds (give or take); just like a finding an oasis in the desert after personifying thirst; i  may have found the excalibur of bloodlines and the one and only truly un-uptight bloodlines ass ... literally ...


Behold ! the opposite of bloodlines uptightness Shanny Sweetwater ... (the price to pay for lesbianism ...since nothing gets shoved up there.... )

[2011/01/28 8:53]  Draconian Hax: bean ... ?

[2011/01/28 8:54]  Pantera Belwraith: uh huh... loooong story
[2011/01/28 8:54]  Pantera Belwraith: one that you would appreciate
[2011/01/28 8:54]  Draconian Hax: go on ..
[2011/01/28 8:55]  Pantera Belwraith: how open minded are you?
[2011/01/28 8:55]  Draconian Hax: very
[2011/01/28 8:55]  Pantera Belwraith: so... i was having voice sex with my last partner
[2011/01/28 8:55]  Draconian Hax: realistic or faked ?
[2011/01/28 8:55]  Pantera Belwraith: oh.. it was real
[2011/01/28 8:56]  Draconian Hax: ok
[2011/01/28 8:56]  Pantera Belwraith: and i was using a butt plug
[2011/01/28 8:56]  Pantera Belwraith: so when we finished i pulled it out and something popped out of my ass and landed in my hand... and the only thing i could think was that i had just shit in my hand...
[2011/01/28 8:56]  Pantera Belwraith: well...
[2011/01/28 8:56]  Draconian Hax laughs
[2011/01/28 8:57]  Pantera Belwraith: i slowly look down, and i had shit a jelly bean
[2011/01/28 8:57]  Pantera Belwraith: apparently...
[2011/01/28 8:57]  Draconian Hax laughs !
[2011/01/28 8:57]  Pantera Belwraith: my son had been eating jelly beans in bed and before i shoved the butt plug up me ass, one had stuck to the head of it
[2011/01/28 8:58]  Draconian Hax: fucking lol
[2011/01/28 8:58]  Pantera Belwraith: now my clan has a group called Pantera's Bean
[2011/01/28 8:58]  Draconian Hax laughs
[2011/01/28 8:58]  Pantera Belwraith: and one of our minions is starting a church to worship the bean
[2011/01/28 8:59]  Draconian Hax: well.. fore sure i see you are not one of those  uptight asses around bloodlines ( i mean in a figure of speech )
[2011/01/28 8:59]  Pantera Belwraith: LOL
[2011/01/28 8:59]  Draconian Hax: so they know the story ?
[2011/01/28 8:59]  Pantera Belwraith: are you kidding.. like i could keep THAT ONE to myself
[2011/01/28 8:59]  Pantera Belwraith: that story is one to be shared with the masses
[2011/01/28 9:00]  Draconian Hax: well... it seems you did not KEEP it to yourself as it popped out
[2011/01/28 9:00]  Pantera Belwraith: LMFAO

i'll be damned if i was religious and believed in something BIGGER than myself, if i would not be there in that church 24/7/355 plus that extra day sometimes...