Unwrap this gift and enjoy the middle finger

enjoy

My christmas gift to you is warm and liquid

Have yourself Krampus shit christmas

Tonight I will punish you all 

I will come for you

Everybody wants to be good at Christmas

I'm on my way
Naughty children be afraid
One at a time
I'll take you all away

Nana, Nana, Nana

Ringing bells all around welcome Christmas time
Every kid in this town cannot sleep at night
But I have been so bad
Santa will not bring me gifts and
Krampus might come
What is this noise in the backyard?

Watch out
The Animal
Coming to get all the children
Faster
You've got to hide
Can't run away from the darkness

Everybody wants to be good at Christmas
Cause nobody wants to be dragged by the Krampus
Everybody better be good at Christmas
Nana, Nana, Nana, Nana
Naughty Christmas

Satyr with chains
Rowdy children be afraid
One at a time
I'll take you all away

Nana, Nana, Nana

He's inside in the house
Looking for my room
Someone drank the… 

 

 

Rising from the dead one more time

 ... yes, it is true, I died again. This time I died from covid19 which was not very sporty and radical.

 

and yes it is true that 3 days later I left the hole and got back to the world of the living. Pretty old story, aren't you familiar with it? What's the surprise all about? Is it because I did not wait for Easter to show up and messed up the tale? 

 So, where have I been?

(if the above picture is not clear to you maybe bellow it gets clarified)

According to the internet, when I typed HELL, it pointed to New Zealand. 

What's interesting is that  I was not even cold, and some people were already going ahead with some stuff *frowns*.

Oh yes I known what you have done and basically costs you an additional $15 linden

*crosses arms and stares*

... and that undertaker guy, talks too much

 

 

 

 

 

Second life bloodlines vampire mind reading

It is easy, feel free to use this template...

https://slbloodlines.com/members/608531

Didn't you get the memo?

From every man on secondlife to every woman on secondlife

I would give you the stars in the sky
But they're too far away
If you were a hooker, you'd know
I'd be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy
I'd be suddenly gay

'Cause my heart belongs to you
My love is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

You're the only girl that I like to screw
When I'm not on the road
When I come home, my dinner's made
And the front lawn is mowed
I'll kiss your mouth
Even after you swallow my load

'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do, for you
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

I wanna make it clear
So you retain it
My dick's a free spirit
And you can't restrain it
No, you just can't chain it down

I love you so much it hurts
From my head to my feet
I think of you and I can't
Help but fondle my meat
I see your face every time
That I go out and cheat

'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do
My heart belongs to you
But my dong is community property
Yeah, yeah, yeah

IQ Points VI: chemical unbalance and 2 cents fee for an opinion

... while polishing a secondlife bloodlines wooden chair with my ass, being an ass to asses like asses around asses, assing at bloodlines around asses being asses to asses like my ass which shits on everyone else for being an ass, due to being an ass to asses that are asses, which deserve to be treated like asses... 

(are you still following or went looking for a map to the sentence?)

anyway, a female specimen of biped human like shape asks for ... brian?

Who is Brian? Is Brian gay?
If Brian is gay, shouldn't he have a Johnson in his mouth or has Johnson gone into the witness relocation program and changed his name to Brian?

Maybe... Brian was eaten? By who? OMSelf! What do I do now?!?!?!?

Call the pentagon? Phone the FBI? Complain to Edward Snowden? Ask Vladimir Putin to wack someone and get Brian back to be a Johnson  or let Johnson identify himself as Brian for political correctness.

Overall I could go to a waffle house and pick my nose while waiting outside in the line for the bathroom observing 2 junior raccoons trying to sodomize each other behind the garbage bin.

At this moment I was completely ... not giving a shit. So I scratched my ass and rubbed my fingers in under Lustfullintentions nose.

It appears that an epidemic of... Brians disease?... took secondlife bloodlines players brains and placed them in their mouths.

Brian's symptoms are...

• vomiting
• diarrhea
• abdominal cramping

That would definitively explain the expert conclusions about bloody diarrhea that comes out bloodlines players mouths such as testosterone being a stupid chemical in the mind of a female male hater.

Anyone knows who is her Brian?

If you don't have 2 cents, you cannot afford the fee to an opinion.

and what is it that we have here...

*mmmm*

... now that I think of it, testosterone does increase hair growth... as well as age. Is this what makes testosterone stupid?

ahhhh... much better.
Good to see that I was artful with my fingers.

...strangely familiar tho...

Better to be pissed off

...than to be pissed on

if it is worth to do.. then it should be done right

a golden shower may not be a gold medal ... but at least gives you first place in front of my penis. Now you can feel like a champ ...

*me frowns*

Have a merry darkness of a day to the sound of evilness

You will be watched all night

*evil laughs*

Running out of garlic sauce

All of a sudden all my stores ran out of my favourite garlic sauce. Coincidence ?
Probably some bloodlines deepship fangle tooth big mofo decided to mess with garlic man on RL.

Well then... we well see about that. I am still very around bitches and christmas is coming earlier for you.

Eat shit. No shit for your christmas.

No Christmas for you deepshits

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Dedicated to DesertDog Finesmith: Another year, another christmas and another dump on you

How pathetic are some of these rats who spend all their (welfare) money on secondlife and bloodlines to the point of not even being able to pay for heat during winter? No wonder your kids are a fucked up skeletons piles of shit like their parents.

So who is this rat?

Works on airplanes but wastes all his money on superfluous things such as secondlife and bloodlines.
Is on his 50's, with 5 kids, does illegal mass produced dvd pirate sales

Kids at times are hungry due to lack of proper care and food
Cheats on his wife and she cheats on him. Wife is a drug addict and spends money on drugs.

... and hates p2472 Sideshow to death

RL pictures and information has been obtained about this piece of shit.

DesertDog Finesmith

https://slbloodlines.com/members/320256

DesertDog Finesmith gets dumped on SL 

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Mr Ego: Wanted numb and defecated for public humiliation

By massive popular demand on private messages; the head of Merlin Swordthain is very requested on this blog. However what is not know is that it is already here for more than 18 months... waiting to get what it deserves and for those who do not know his nickname among 4 very well known high bloodlines profile people including liaisons he is known by Mr Ego for quite a while (i have no clue who baptised him that way... *whistles*) 

Part 1 of 3

For now you get the head as an entrance because the main course will be served later (with lots of ice) for you to know who he is, what he did, how he got to where he got, how he was booted, how he is borderline to get what he did to another (link later) and how his hypocrisy & double face is even bigger than his ego (some liaison is going to love this last caustic one); but you will all have to wait because others need to be here first in order to properly fit Merlin in the same garbage pile that points the finger at. Until then send us everything you have about him. Spin the wheel ... spin it!

I warned you Merlin; 3 times.... or was it 4 ? *ummmm*  /me *massages chin* .... damn alzheimer... oh well...

ps: i never liked ass kissers...

Jocephus Gearz pays tribute to Draconian Hax

One of those people to avoid named Jocephus Gearz aka Joe Carrolls in RL (not the other way around) decided to pay tribute to Draconian Hax (me) on his blog with a special category named: Desperate Need for Recognition.

Well 'me' damn it ...  it's about time someone give me some credit and recognition for my skills.

...I was hoping for Forbes with the top biggest 400 assholes in the planet (where i would take all the seats ... of course - don't get any ideas or pathetic hope) but i will have survive with this very poor version of the razzies.

However Joey Carrots (i've upgraded him) once again fails to deliver and since he has not flushed ever since, it is fair enough to assume that he is literately full of shit.

Maybe someone should pass by, 1812 Tanner St, Rockingham, NC 28379 - (910-997-5462) and have a word with someone.


Some people should be left alone when they tell you to take a hike in the first and only time that they exchanged some words.

But lets continue with the tribute to me from his magnificent blog

that took months to create since that chat conversation and recently motivated by a couple bloodline bans of his alts/mindless soldiers who decided to bother me while i was clipping my toenails.

While in May 2010 the desperate gang here did not have the disgust anguish of my company; they got it now in October 2010. (enjoy... with mouth full and 2 fries with ketchup in your nostrils)

... all that work and effort to have to share the podium of assholeness glory with some irrelevant cartoons; left me crushed and crawling through the swears of life that i locked myself in a room and stayed in bed for a week mopping around boxes of chocolates and candy (chicks recovery mode) until i saw ... some light ....

But minutes later it was visible that this tribute was done by someone ...  anencephalic. 

 Obese ? (use some real man words like FAT) USI ? Next time do it properly like a man. ( i will wait 30 years  to read it) Now learn how it is done.

Draconian Hax -  Necroticly fucking fat ass and swollen colon with USI, HST, TXT, HIV, PST, STD, HEX, FST, DNR, FDC, RCT, ESX, AHC, TUL, ASD, CGH, HIO, CGI, GCC, ASP, FAT, PHP and multiply 26 x 26 x 3 for more possible key combinations. (throw in some numbers to make it look l33t like 4$$h0l3 )

ah.. much better now, which i dedicate to my hate fan group for their loyalty, dedication and of course endless support. You are the reason why i get up everyday at 4 am to count my pubic hair collection while using my balls as marbles.

Now joey; my next goal is to get recognized in the planet 'ur anus with a well shaken corked bottle of champagne in there and ready to party like an animal.

SL name: Jocephus Gearz

RL name: Joe Carrolls

Draconian Hax free upgrades: Joey Carrots  

The anonymous moron

Self explanatory without subtitles ...

... as much as i would like to insult the genius mind that wrote this comment for it's rare and indeed quite correct conclusion regarding the findings and self compliment i can only ask: 

Was it hard to find ? ... i mean... for a moron of course.

...bloodliners ... amazing creatures...

Ho Ho Ho merry waste of time to you all

Did you get the memo ?

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...and if you did not get the message, read it...

Ever wondered why you get ejected and banned

One among many, many, many sims does NOT want you there but i decided to post this one here because i liked the description.

Why ?
- Could it be for your total lack of honesty ? NO WAY!
- Selfishness and stupidity ? noooooooo
- Cheating, stealing, deceiving, manipulating ? pFFfff of course not.
- Lying, causing drama, griffing ? OF COURSE NOT
- For having no RL life whatsoever, decency, respect, morals or personal integrity ? PREPOSTEROUS! It can be ..
- For being a low life dumb low IQ red neck ? (this does not exist for sure)

Is your avatar name on slbloodlines.com ? Then... enjoy the warmth around.

AssHat: A general term for someone who carries out actions with such stupidity that they might as well wear their ass as a hat

It seems they found you people here and up-tightness here but it's nothing that a pair of latex gloves and vaseline can't solve.

April Ktaba: A so called highly respected second life bloodlines member

...and the wheel of misfortune spins again...

This year I ran out of jokes, so I am just going to shove my arm up your asses and work that mouth like a puppet.

April Kristine Ktaba another one of those highly honourable and wholesome second life bloodliners needs no introduction, but just for the fun of it if you missed her:

Lives in Ellenbrook, Western Australia, Australia

Press criminal charges against April Ktaba and her accomplices for hacking our deceased friends account in order to obtain a higher status in Bloodlines.

Vampires Behaving Badly 2, Twitter, Youtube, facebook account, flicker, google+, marketplace, some love from friends and as they say, the apple does not fall far from the tree

Note to the bitch: Your lack of punctuation in short sentences annoyed me

You were right. You did fuck up. Now shush! shut it! 

roll over and play dead unless you want all your friends you pissed off to know about the other Facebook page and where you live

Julianna eiren: ex fake cancer victim and pro jackass scammer

... as the wheel of misfortune keeps on spinning

New year but old shit and what better way to start it other than a reality check

Ever wonder about those hot hot avatars that you see around ? Do you honestly think that any woman that is hot enough to get male attention for her physical tributes needs to spend any time on second life to play their game ? Does a hot woman even have time to be around bloodlines when she has a line of males after her on real life ?

Meet another piece of shit of a narcissistic scammer on bloodlines that among many other things lies about having cancer to get male pity and attention and uses real life pictures of OTHER people to pretend to be who she is NOT (identify theft).

Note to Hughee Haefnir: Next time don't go on think with your dick and then go cry around about being in love by someone who played you. Can you even handle this ? Took you 9 months to see this ? What were you doing, supplying the ham ?

https://www.flickr.com/photos/curvydee123

Can those puppies come out for funerals too ? In case we run out of dirt for the hole ?

Note to the bitch: imagine if the people you annoy and scam get to know your current avatar name, where you live, your Facebook and much more. 

If you are told to jump, you jump, if it is to roll you roll. 

Now you know the drill because the butcher has the knife

... for fucks sake Jerod you bit this shit ...

Defining self importance by insulting the mirror: It is only rude if it's not you saying it

Have you ever tried to insult yourself in the mirror and get away with it or did you decide to mute yourself after your own reaction was returned to you ?

Because a picture is worth a thousand words and down the bloodline their teachings are passed as their style and knowledge

"we talk and say to other people what we want and the way we want and you must worship us and not using our words... because .. we are special"