Showing posts with label vampire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vampire. Show all posts

Friday, December 25, 2020

Have yourself Krampus shit christmas

Tonight I will punish you all 



Everybody wants to be good at Christmas
I'm on my way
Naughty children be afraid
One at a time
I'll take you all away
Nana, Nana, Nana
Ringing bells all around welcome Christmas time
Every kid in this town cannot sleep at night
But I have been so bad
Santa will not bring me gifts and
Krampus might come
What is this noise in the backyard?
Watch out
The Animal
Coming to get all the children
Faster
You've got to hide
Can't run away from the darkness
Everybody wants to be good at Christmas
Cause nobody wants to be dragged by the Krampus
Everybody better be good at Christmas
Nana, Nana, Nana, Nana
Naughty Christmas
Satyr with chains
Rowdy children be afraid
One at a time
I'll take you all away
Nana, Nana, Nana
He's inside in the house
Looking for my room
Someone drank the… 
 
 

Wednesday, December 25, 2019

Have Yourself A Shitty Little Christmas

Truthfully from the bottom of my... if i had one, whatever that is called, that makes you people weak


in case the above link disappears i really want you
to enjoy my deepest warming wishes today


Sunday, December 25, 2016

Dedicated to DesertDog Finesmith: Another year, another christmas and another dump on you

How pathetic are some of these rats who spend all their (welfare) money on secondlife and bloodlines to the point of not even being able to pay for heat during winter? No wonder your kids are a fucked up skeletons piles of shit like their parents.

So who is this rat?
Works on airplanes but wastes all his money on superfluous things such as secondlife and bloodlines.
Is on his 50's, with 5 kids, does illegal mass produced dvd pirate sales

Kids at times are hungry due to lack of proper care and food
Cheats on his wife and she cheats on him. Wife is a drug addict and spends money on drugs.

... and hates p2472 Sideshow to death

RL pictures and information has been obtained about this piece of shit.


DesertDog Finesmith



DesertDog Finesmith gets dumped on SL 





Friday, December 25, 2015

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

April Ktaba: A so called highly respected second life bloodlines member

This year I ran out of jokes, so I am just going to shove my arm up your asses and work that mouth like a puppet.

April Kristine Ktaba another one of those highly honourable and wholesome second life bloodliners needs no introduction, but just for the fun of it if you missed her:















Note to the bitch: Your lack of punctuation in short sentences annoyed me



You were right. You did fuck up. Now shush! shut it! 
roll over and play dead unless you want all your friends you pissed off to know about the other Facebook page and where you live

Thursday, January 1, 2015

Julianna eiren: ex fake cancer victim and pro jackass scammer


New year but old shit and what better way to start it other than a reality check

Ever wonder about those hot hot avatars that you see around ? Do you honestly think that any woman that is hot enough to get male attention for her physical tributes needs to spend any time on second life to play their game ? Does a hot woman even have time to be around bloodlines when she has a line of males after her on real life ?

Meet another piece of shit of a narcissistic scammer on bloodlines that among many other things lies about having cancer to get male pity and attention and uses real life pictures of OTHER people to pretend to be who she is NOT (identify theft).

Note to Hughee Haefnir: Next time don't go on think with your dick and then go cry around about being in love by someone who played you. Can you even handle this ? Took you 9 months to see this ? What were you doing, supplying the ham ?








Can those puppies come out for funerals too ? In case we run out of dirt for the hole ?

Note to the bitch: imagine if the people you annoy and scam get to know your current avatar name, where you live, your Facebook and much more. 

If you are told to jump, you jump, if it is to roll you roll. 
Now you know the drill because the butcher has the knife


... for fucks sake Jerod you bit this shit ...

Thursday, December 25, 2014

Merry shitness to you all

I' ll make sure I will pass by tonight...

and leave you a bag a shit as a gift for your good deeds around second life

Monday, August 5, 2013

Starfish24 Resident: Ban bait and stupidity LTD

... as i was minding my own business the other day ... or in other words, you fucking people... one of you crawling humanoid worm like biped creatures decides to come get sodomized after attempting to cause drama (several times) to make a report and justify a ban with help of other people to support her claim.

Starfish24 Resident is nothing but a dumbass deepshit low IQ form of bacterial life. If there is anyone getting the ass out of the SIM, will be you and countdown has started... a while ago...
Lets see if KynthiaBratt Resident wants to join too. 

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29/08/2012
... and i  know what you're thinking. "Is he being an motherfucker or just an asshole ?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this horniness for both, i kind of lost track of the m.i.l.f.s and holes . But being this crotch bulge, the hardest around secondlife, which would give you a new walking style and probably a sex change, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky ?" Well, do ya, skunk?
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03/04/2012



The book that  you lame asses have been reading ... was written by me years ago...
*me takes a deep puff and turn the newspaper page*



Thursday, May 2, 2013

The real deal: Vampire brothers

If there wasn't enough deepshit stupidity around slbloodlines and their outstanding intellectual flatline capacity of diving their I.Q by zero; there is always the occasional worm that found out how to walk in upright position using lower limbs and that claims to be a real vampire and lives by the code of the black veil and so on. Rat shit for brains.

Here is the real deal.


Now... go tell everyone that you would like to be like these kids and suffer from Hypohidrotic Ectodermal Dysplasia (HED). Go on... even the kid says it's quite cool to look like a vampire. (aren't those hears cute?!)

oh and that mother... oh yah... 
hot and sexy as a dry toothpick after 
being chewed


Friday, February 1, 2013

IQ Points V: Ameilia Fairlady & French fries

While understanding wittiness cannot be expected from lesser minds... at very least googling for the French guillotine would avoided a huge amount of self proclaimed masterful ignorance, dumbness and stupidity.

Like this; you dumbasses don't even give me a chance to bad mouth you in my own words.

i did both ...

I wonder if i had told her that Santa Claus got stigmata that year; she would ask if it had something to do with masturbation...  

Some people brighten up a room by leaving it.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

IQ points III: Existential crises of confused minds

Ever wondered about those harassing dumbass deepshits that act just the same way as their liege acted which in turn act like the one that bit the liege acted, which also behaved like the former one who brought them to the clan and so on; going all the way up through the bloodline duplicating the game franchise as well as duplication the same harassment and stupidity with percentual increments of "i am here to prove that i am more of a shitty rat than the previous one and want to be recognized for it" doing anything for a soul but without knowing why they are mindless soldiers  with a plunger shooved up their asses ?

I have not seen this kind of harassment since Blood Warriors clan once with over 4000 members lead by Shanny Sweetwater and p2472 Sideshow.
(shitty old times no ? maybe they should have use the plunger for it's intended purpose.)

...moving on...
Someone who does not EVEN know who she is
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Another outstanding clan with extremely wholesome remarkable "bipeds

Shit always comes down the pipe but the smell always stays up there like a cloud of pig methane used as eau de toilette


 ... by  the way ... IT WAS HER

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Dedicated to "Laura": Who's your Santa tonight?

Call me Santa and beg and maybe, just maybe... if i am not busy... you might get lucky




you know who you are blondie, and you'll get it with a rage

Friday, October 7, 2011

Babysitting irony vs clobbering time

To what this has now came to...
...now i have to use a baseball ... bat to refurbish your teeth
it's home run time... and you homeless dumbasses failed to pay the mortgage
(insert mega frown everywhere)

 you're next... yah ...YOU