Better to be pissed off

...than to be pissed on

if it is worth to do.. then it should be done right

a golden shower may not be a gold medal ... but at least gives you first place in front of my penis. Now you can feel like a champ ...

*me frowns*

Jocephus Gearz pays tribute to Draconian Hax

One of those people to avoid named Jocephus Gearz aka Joe Carrolls in RL (not the other way around) decided to pay tribute to Draconian Hax (me) on his blog with a special category named: Desperate Need for Recognition.

Well 'me' damn it ...  it's about time someone give me some credit and recognition for my skills.

...I was hoping for Forbes with the top biggest 400 assholes in the planet (where i would take all the seats ... of course - don't get any ideas or pathetic hope) but i will have survive with this very poor version of the razzies.

However Joey Carrots (i've upgraded him) once again fails to deliver and since he has not flushed ever since, it is fair enough to assume that he is literately full of shit.

Maybe someone should pass by, 1812 Tanner St, Rockingham, NC 28379 - (910-997-5462) and have a word with someone.


Some people should be left alone when they tell you to take a hike in the first and only time that they exchanged some words.

But lets continue with the tribute to me from his magnificent blog

that took months to create since that chat conversation and recently motivated by a couple bloodline bans of his alts/mindless soldiers who decided to bother me while i was clipping my toenails.

While in May 2010 the desperate gang here did not have the disgust anguish of my company; they got it now in October 2010. (enjoy... with mouth full and 2 fries with ketchup in your nostrils)

... all that work and effort to have to share the podium of assholeness glory with some irrelevant cartoons; left me crushed and crawling through the swears of life that i locked myself in a room and stayed in bed for a week mopping around boxes of chocolates and candy (chicks recovery mode) until i saw ... some light ....

But minutes later it was visible that this tribute was done by someone ...  anencephalic. 

 Obese ? (use some real man words like FAT) USI ? Next time do it properly like a man. ( i will wait 30 years  to read it) Now learn how it is done.

Draconian Hax -  Necroticly fucking fat ass and swollen colon with USI, HST, TXT, HIV, PST, STD, HEX, FST, DNR, FDC, RCT, ESX, AHC, TUL, ASD, CGH, HIO, CGI, GCC, ASP, FAT, PHP and multiply 26 x 26 x 3 for more possible key combinations. (throw in some numbers to make it look l33t like 4$$h0l3 )

ah.. much better now, which i dedicate to my hate fan group for their loyalty, dedication and of course endless support. You are the reason why i get up everyday at 4 am to count my pubic hair collection while using my balls as marbles.

Now joey; my next goal is to get recognized in the planet 'ur anus with a well shaken corked bottle of champagne in there and ready to party like an animal.

SL name: Jocephus Gearz

RL name: Joe Carrolls

Draconian Hax free upgrades: Joey Carrots  

The anonymous moron

Self explanatory without subtitles ...

... as much as i would like to insult the genius mind that wrote this comment for it's rare and indeed quite correct conclusion regarding the findings and self compliment i can only ask: 

Was it hard to find ? ... i mean... for a moron of course.

...bloodliners ... amazing creatures...

Breaking it down to the kids...

Since the  general IQ value of the regular bloodliner is below acceptable human values; sometimes we have to break it down to the kids...

(click to maximize)

Babysitting irony vs clobbering time

To what this has now came to...

...now i have to use a baseball ... bat to refurbish your teeth

it's home run time... and you homeless dumbasses failed to pay the mortgage

(insert mega frown everywhere)

 you're next... yah ...YOU 

... even Chuck Norris is hiding

How to escape from Bloodlines Vampires

As more and more secondlife sims are following this practice (and others more extreme); many people are still annoyed, disturbed and bothered by these sooooooo nice, well educated, wholesome and full of ethics, humanoid walking samples on secondlife. However desperate no more as the perfect solution for you is here.

Escaping these 2 legged crawling low IQ things can be quite troublesome the same way as a smelly stink odor sticks around you which is even worse if it came from you just like a deadly fart. (are you an ex-bloodlines flying rat ?)

These people get so sticky on you that they become like one of those farts that you have been holding all day and which you need to let go but since you don't know the nature of the beast (other than being lots of it / just like these vampires) and which might ne one of those that can strip the varnish of a foot looker or a marriage; the problem becomes harder to deal with to get ride of these blood leeches.

Here is how you can escape a second life bloodlines vampire.
You can not wiggle them, no point fighting them, push or thrown them away, run from them or try to shut them down .
Just apply the same solution as shown at the end of the video.
Science never fails.

Same sticky odor on you, same kind of problem, same stickiness style and by consequence the same effectiveness solution to which you can verbally add when telling them to leave you alone.

... go away you beastly fart...

(works like a charm when used together with british snob repugnancy attitude)

Bloodlines niceness

Ever noticed how niiiiiiiiice active bloodlines people are around with you ?

So gentle and kind and soooooooo interested in help you asking nothing in return ..... at least until you get ... interested.

So where do you think this niceness comes from ?

Lets pretend that for once  you have a brain and .... (wow !) you will be using it.
(don't worry... i will give you a help)

The visible goal of the bloodlines franchise is to harvest as many followers as possible in one specific line making the main "collector" of souls/avatars climb up steps in the bloodlines ranking status until shit (king/Queen) hits the fan (throne).

There are only 2 ways of achieving that goal.

1: Slow method: Consists in making people to like the collector/sponsor to the point that they will give their soul  to the collector and join the clan.

2: Fast method: The collector will make as many secondlife alternative accounts which he/she will convert to the bloodlines franchise and put them in the clan and will use to scam other people and many times people from their own clans that are dumbasses enough to be paying huds around secondlife. Guess who you are paying huds to, sometimes ?

If you are not an alt, why do you think they are soooooo nice with you ? Is there anyone in the planet that can be a nice person 24/7 ?

How honest do you think they are with you ?
WAIT ! Don't answer. Think about this instead: Will you join the clan of an asshole/bitch ?

So nice they all are and their niceness is always inverse to their honesty. Don't believe ? Ask questions to see at what point you are told that you have to join if you want to know more and then.... its the point of no return.


They are all so nice and kind, except that asshole in white with the black cat.


Ever meet a dishonest salesman who was rude ? 

keep paying those huds ... percentages are expected ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_engineering_(security)


"bugs in the human hardware"
*laughs evilly*