Showing posts with label marketing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label marketing. Show all posts

Saturday, March 12, 2011

How to escape from Bloodlines Vampires

As more and more secondlife sims are following this practice (and others more extreme); many people are still annoyed, disturbed and bothered by these sooooooo nice, well educated, wholesome and full of ethics, humanoid walking samples on secondlife. However desperate no more as the perfect solution for you is here.

Escaping these 2 legged crawling low IQ things can be quite troublesome the same way as a smelly stink odor sticks around you which is even worse if it came from you just like a deadly fart. (are you an ex-bloodlines flying rat ?)

These people get so sticky on you that they become like one of those farts that you have been holding all day and which you need to let go but since you don't know the nature of the beast (other than being lots of it / just like these vampires) and which might ne one of those that can strip the varnish of a foot looker or a marriage; the problem becomes harder to deal with to get ride of these blood leeches.

Here is how you can escape a second life bloodlines vampire.
You can not wiggle them, no point fighting them, push or thrown them away, run from them or try to shut them down .
Just apply the same solution as shown at the end of the video.
Science never fails.

Same sticky odor on you, same kind of problem, same stickiness style and by consequence the same effectiveness solution to which you can verbally add when telling them to leave you alone.

... go away you beastly fart...

(works like a charm when used together with british snob repugnancy attitude)

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Bloodlines Vampire Scams - I : Preface

It seems that you bunch of whiners still haven't got it yet. You whine around and cry for pity from others while being a victims of yourselves and your own uncontrolled ego and desperation in some sort of validation for your existential useless bipedism putting this whining at work in a vicious circle which not only provides continuity for your misery as well as it fuels the reason for it's existence.

You cry due to the scams --> get attention for that --> Scam --> You cry due to the scams = continuous attempt to achieve self importance.

... and most of all you don't want to solve it by your own choice when there is a solution at many levels. Solution that the higher ranks (and game crew) do not want you to take and teach you otherwise while providing you convenient workarounds that fit their needs. (THEIR NEEDS not YOURS) and it is intended to be that way..... just like that mechanic guy that every time you go to his shop he makes sure you will be back later to solve another problem.

But in other to understand that; you dumbasses need to get a picture drawn.
In the next few months this blog will feature a monthly post about second-life bloodlines in many aspects.

In a series of random posts (not chronological) it will cover the franchise, the recruiting, the follow up, sponsorship, uplines, downlines, Legs, basis of Multi-level marketing, database bloodlines and finally .. the Bloodlines hud.

(i will try to make it simple.. VERY simple since logic shows that complex ideas might be too much for your minds to handle since you still operate mostly from the amygdala and you are not really worth the effort of explain you why water is wet)


By now 80% of you are lost with most if the definitions posted above since they sound like something that has nothing to do with the so called game.
(i was going to say 100%, but even people like you need something that they call... "hope" to as another existential justification for your presence in the planet)

Game that is not really a game but a clever business model adapted to second-life.

It will also cover what is really played, how it is played and the true skills used to play it and who is making the money behind it and at the expenses of who, what and how.

Next: Bloodlines Vampire Scams - II : Indoctrination beginning

Monday, November 2, 2009

Age verification hits secondlife bloodlines




Ever questioned yourself why is it for ? Truly for ?

oh... awesome.
Who comes up with these ideas in the first place and how does age verification can apply online and in specific to this virtual world and little corner of dumbass  thirsty flying rodents for erythrocytes ,neutrophil eosinophil lymphocyte virtual bodily fluid.
In a planet where in some countries you can drive at the age of 14 and others you can be sent do death penalty at legally 16 ( and illegally way before) on secondlife you can only be around if you are 18. (USA citizens can sign-up on SL but cannot drink there. Lets not forget that)




By accepting this Agreement in connection with an Account (other than for Teen Second Life), you represent that you are at least 18 years of age, or the legal age of majority where you reside if that jurisdiction has an older age of majority, and you have the legal authority to enter into this Agreement.

Ever visited a country where you can legally drink alcohol at 16 ? But you cannot have a cartoon on secondlife because it might see some cartoon boobs around or some BBC wild life sex scenes performed by cartoons played some real life primates behind the screen ?


But lets cut the crap here and get straight to the point. In a outstanding "democratic" country (USA) where death penalty in 14 states can be applied at 16 years of age and in the 1980's case of Thompson v. Oklahoma (487 U.S. 815) sent a 15 year old to death WE NEED age verification to be rough and tough on secondlife and in particular around second life bloodlines. YES oh yes we do... specially if you are a female because Rocco Sigfried or Ron Jeremy may sneak behind you any time and no one one wants to think you were rapped.

And why not ? (laughs... evil ones), being me a notorious advocate of draconian laws i can only rip my
face harder with a bigger smile as more work and personal accomplishment this means. After all what's the problem with age qualifying permit for death around the bloodlines vampire game ?
Lets face it, if you go to secondlife bloodlines, you are going to die (your cartoon of course, mentally you are already fucked); then you just walk around other puppets like you behaving like the inside of am empty refrigerator who voluntarily harass and try to replace the need of
air conditioning to everyone else on secondlife that like to enjoy the sun and garlic sauce with their pizzas or chicken wings.

Age Requirements for Teen Second Life
" ...you are at least 13 years of age and less than 18 years of age..."

Again; why not !? Seriously. If it's good for juvenile detention for 3 years and then death row waiting until 16. Whats the problem with the cartoon world and getting scammed on bloodlines for a few lindens converted from a few dollars stolen from moom and dads wallet or collected from welfare. Can't be for explicit cartoon sex for sure when cable/satellite tv is locked down with chains to prevent younglings and compulsive marturbators to click the button.

And that leads us to:

"...your parent or legal guardian has read and accepted this Agreement on your behalf..."

I can just see this one.
Teen (with Texas red neck accent)           
Moom (from some under Mississippi muddy rock)

Teen: Yo ma' ... i gotta go to bluudlines 
Moom: Bluudliiiiines ???
Teen: yah ma'... better than gettin' juv' detention for neighbaarhuuuud property damage.
Moom: son i ain't  givin' ya any money for that.
Teen: 'll just use my exquisite social engineering capabilities to scam there, like everyone else ma'.
Moom: ohhhh kids these days .... what are you gonna du with 'em...


...well.. how about:
"...If you are under 13 years of age, then please do not use Teen Second Life..."

Of course NOT ! 8 year olds make jihad terrorists shit their pants. We don't want them around the bloodlines vampire game annihilating scamming competitions. No nO N-O. I strongly oppose to that. I have limits for babysitting age. (even tho they all ignore that line).
 
So what is really age verification needed ? 
Wait until your secondlife account reaches 18 years of age, and by then if you still have to provide
your real life identification; you know if it is for moral and legal excuses or for personal profiling, identity theft, data mining, privacy intrusion, social engineering, fraud and who buys and sells that information and for what purpose.
Now; is none of this makes sense to you; then you are in the good path to achieve royalty (king/queen) in the bloodlines vampire world.


Signed:
Draconian Hax aka Frown Master truly loved and worshiped around the grid like banana grape flavor dingleberries.

PS: damn.. ain't i awesome ma'