Age verification hits secondlife bloodlines

Ever questioned yourself why is it for ? Truly for ?

oh... awesome.

Who comes up with these ideas in the first place and how does age verification can apply online and in specific to this virtual world and little corner of dumbass  thirsty flying rodents for erythrocytes ,neutrophil eosinophil lymphocyte virtual bodily fluid.

In a planet where in some countries you can drive at the age of 14 and others you can be sent do death penalty at legally 16 ( and illegally way before) on secondlife you can only be around if you are 18. (USA citizens can sign-up on SL but cannot drink there. Lets not forget that)

Age Requirements for Second Life.

By accepting this Agreement in connection with an Account (other than for Teen Second Life), you represent that you are at least 18 years of age, or the legal age of majority where you reside if that jurisdiction has an older age of majority, and you have the legal authority to enter into this Agreement.

Ever visited a country where you can legally drink alcohol at 16 ? But you cannot have a cartoon on secondlife because it might see some cartoon boobs around or some BBC wild life sex scenes performed by cartoons played some real life primates behind the screen ?

But lets cut the crap here and get straight to the point. In a outstanding "democratic" country (USA) where death penalty in 14 states can be applied at 16 years of age and in the 1980's case of Thompson v. Oklahoma (487 U.S. 815) sent a 15 year old to death WE NEED age verification to be rough and tough on secondlife and in particular around second life bloodlines. YES oh yes we do... specially if you are a female because Rocco Sigfried or Ron Jeremy may sneak behind you any time and no one one wants to think you were rapped.

And why not ? (laughs... evil ones), being me a notorious advocate of draconian laws i can only rip my

face harder with a bigger smile as more work and personal accomplishment this means. After all what's the problem with age qualifying permit for death around the bloodlines vampire game ?

Lets face it, if you go to secondlife bloodlines, you are going to die (your cartoon of course, mentally you are already fucked); then you just walk around other puppets like you behaving like the inside of am empty refrigerator who voluntarily harass and try to replace the need of

air conditioning to everyone else on secondlife that like to enjoy the sun and garlic sauce with their pizzas or chicken wings.

Age Requirements for Teen Second Life

" ...you are at least 13 years of age and less than 18 years of age..."

Again; why not !? Seriously. If it's good for juvenile detention for 3 years and then death row waiting until 16. Whats the problem with the cartoon world and getting scammed on bloodlines for a few lindens converted from a few dollars stolen from moom and dads wallet or collected from welfare. Can't be for explicit cartoon sex for sure when cable/satellite tv is locked down with chains to prevent younglings and compulsive marturbators to click the button.

And that leads us to:

"...your parent or legal guardian has read and accepted this Agreement on your behalf..."

I can just see this one.

Teen (with Texas red neck accent)           

Moom (from some under Mississippi muddy rock)

Teen: Yo ma' ... i gotta go to bluudlines 

Moom: Bluudliiiiines ???

Teen: yah ma'... better than gettin' juv' detention for neighbaarhuuuud property damage.

Moom: son i ain't  givin' ya any money for that.

Teen: 'll just use my exquisite social engineering capabilities to scam there, like everyone else ma'.

Moom: ohhhh kids these days .... what are you gonna du with 'em...

...well.. how about:

"...If you are under 13 years of age, then please do not use Teen Second Life..."

Of course NOT ! 8 year olds make jihad terrorists shit their pants. We don't want them around the bloodlines vampire game annihilating scamming competitions. No nO N-O. I strongly oppose to that. I have limits for babysitting age. (even tho they all ignore that line).

 

So what is really age verification needed ? 

Wait until your secondlife account reaches 18 years of age, and by then if you still have to provide

your real life identification; you know if it is for moral and legal excuses or for personal profiling, identity theft, data mining, privacy intrusion, social engineering, fraud and who buys and sells that information and for what purpose.

Now; is none of this makes sense to you; then you are in the good path to achieve royalty (king/queen) in the bloodlines vampire world.

Signed:

Draconian Hax aka Frown Master truly loved and worshiped around the grid like banana grape flavor dingleberries.

PS: damn.. ain't i awesome ma'