Randomness, Hostility, Complaints and Observations

If you are wondering if I am still alive, I AM
Alive, kicking, spinning, spitting and flicking the finger around.
Business as usual and since you just came here to confirm, worry no more because what is bellow, is for everyone.

Sit back and enjoy some of my free random hostility towards the usual unwelcoming and welcoming recipients as well as involuntary targets of all sorts.

Here's a few small cultural things i'm bored with, tired of, annoyed with, angered with and pissed at.


Hopefully you're ready and if you aren't, keep in mind, I don't give a shit.

Lets start with idiot PEOPLE who make quote marks in the air with their fingers.
Are you tired of these people yet? You are talking to someone and there they go with bunny ears with their fingers to put emphasis on some shit.

He said he was "Sober".

Well you wanna know what I say? Hey deepshit "EAT ME"!

How about that mindless expression: budda-boom budda-bing.

The next RAT who says to me, "budda-boom budda-bing", is getting kicked right in the fucking nuts.
Hows that for budda-boom mother-fucker! You want to try budda-bing too?

Bad hair day.

Where did this shit come from? What a superficial stupid culture. How about putting on a hat and go to
work you shallow cunt! Is it that hard you millennial excrement? Instagram is going to collapse? Losing friends on facebook?

It's a good thing Lewis and Clark never had a bad hair day, or Daniel Boone huh?

Custer: he had a REALLY bad hair day. But he had it coming, that blond, blue-eyed, criminal fuck.

What about these guys that keep telling you:
"i heard that…",
"i heard that…",

Oh you did, did you? Well isn't this exciting...
What the fuck is this?? A fucking hearing test? Did I wonder into a beltone commercial here or something?
Of course you "heard" you fucking nimrod. I'm standing right next to ya talking...
I'm going to move down there now ...I'm going to move a little farther away...

BLOW ME!
By any chance did you hear that too?

What about these people who tell you their needs aren't being met?
Do you run into this stuff? This is support-group shit, twelve-steppers kinda deal.

"my needs aren't being met".

Wanna know what I tell them? "DROP SOME OF YOUR NEEDS!"
Life is a zero-sum game. Get up early, take a shower, go to work , pay your bills and have a nap!

Lets see what else is troubling me? Mickey mouse's birthday being announced on the television news as if it's an actual event.

I don't give a shit!!! If I cared about mickey mouse's birthday, i'd have memorised it years ago, and i'd send him a card: "dear mickey happy birthday love Draconian Hax".

Why don't I do that? Because I don't give a shit. Fuck mickey mouse. Fuck him in the asshole with a big rubber dick, then break it off and beat him with the rest of it.
I hope mickey dies. I do, I hope he god-damn dies. I hope he gets a hold of some tainted cheese, and dies lonely and forgotten, behind the baseboard of a soiled bathroom, in a poor neighbourhood, with his hand in goofy's pants.

Mickey fucking Mouse... no wonder no one in the world takes America serious.
Why do people waste valuable television-time, informing others of the age of an imaginary rodent.

Now let me ask you this about the two pandas in the zoo, do you care if they fuck? Really?

I don't. Why don't they stop talking on the news "the pandas didn't fuck again this year".

I'm not concerned. I have no emotional stake in panda fucking all right?
If they want to they will, if not, they'll watch the price is right.
Probably the only reason they're not doing it on time is because some jack-off from the environmental
movement has moved into the cage with them.
Could you get a hard-on if some guy in a green t-shirt with a stopwatch was taking your woman's
rectal temperature?
Leave these creatures alone!

And as long as were talking about the news, I don't want to hear anything more about sperm-egg donor, surrogate, in vitro, test-tube, biological, adoptive foster parents who want their baby back.
baby jane, baby ruth, baby this, baby that, baby it's cold outside,
I don't give a shit. Leave me alone and keep it off my tv. Sick American shit.

I'm also tired of hearing about "innocent victims".
This is an outmoded idea. There are no "innocent victims".
If you live on this planet, you're guilty. PERIOD! Fuck you. End of report, next case.
NEXT FUCKING CASE!

Next case. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.


And what happened in America that now suddenly everyone is walking around with their own personal bottle of water?
When did we get so thirsty in America?
Is everybody so dehydrated they have to have their own portable supply of fluids with them at all times?
Get a drink before you leave the house!

Another crime against society: hyphenated names.
Hey fuck face pick a fucking name would you please? Pick a fucking name!
"hi i'm emily jericho-fordescu".
Hi i'm Draconian Hax jerk-me-off-fuck-you-too.

You don't acquire personal dignity by adding a name to your name. Feminists think it's a "radical act".
It's not!
Castrating a guy in a parking lot with a broken coke bottle is a radical act.
Hyphenating your name is pretentious bullshit.


And what is going on with all these telephone-calling plans? mci, at&t, is this shit really necessary?
When did the phone bill become life's most critical document?
In a country where you can buy cinnamon dental floss, cheese in a spray can, and eatable women's panties, are people really breaking their balls to save 2 cents on a fucking phone call?

Talking to your mother once a year might not be the most pleasant thing in the world, but it should not be seen as a critical spending decision.

Something else I don't understand: motivation tapes and motivation books.

What happened here? Suddenly everybody needs to be motivated?
This shit it's a fairly simple thing. Either you want to do something or you don't.
What's the big mystery? Besides, if you're motivated enough to go the store to buy a motivation book,
aren't you motivated enough to do that so you don't need the book? Put it back and tell the clerk "fuck you",

"i'm motivated",
"i'm going home",
"i'm going home".

And can anyone explain to me the need for instant photo-finishing?
You just saw the fucking thing!!!

How can you possibly be nostalgic about a concept like a little while ago?


Here is another fucking complaint: Too many vehicles.

There are some families in America who own entirely too many vehicles.
You see them on the highway in an RV but that's not enough for them.
The RV is not enough. Behind them they're towing a motorboat, go-cart, dune-buggy, dirt-bike, jet-ski, snowmobile, para-sail, hang-glider, windsurfing equipment, a hot air balloon, and a small two-man deep-sea diving-bell.

Doesn't anyone just take a fucking walk anymore? The only thing these people lack is a lunar
excursion module.
Too many choices America! Tt's not healthy.

Another abomination: White guys over ten years of age who wear their baseball hats backwards.

Okay, listen to me white guys. Let me tell you something. You're never going to be as cool as black guys. It's not going to happen...
You're white, and you're lame. It's a fucking law of nature. Turning your hat around and learning a
complicated handshake will not make you cool.

And you black guys, since you started the whole thing, I'm going to let you stay with the hats
a little bit longer, but i think really, once you qualify for social security it's time to spin that motherfucker
around to the front of you all right? yeah.

Another tip for all of you out there. For the men. The earring. The thing with the earrings.

It's over. it's been over for a long time. Doesn't mean anything anymore. It was supposed to
piss off the squares. The squares are wearing them now! Doesn't mean anything.

It's just fucking jewellery, unless you have an earring with a live baby hanging from it like me,
it's just jewelry.
And I want you to know i'm in favour of self-mutilation and personal disfigurement.
I've always said there's nothing like puncturing and perforating your skin in a dozen or so places
in order to demonstrate your high self-esteem.
When I see a young person decorating his scalp with a soldering iron I say:
There's a happy person, thinks highly of himself/herself.


And haven't we gone a little over-board with these coloured ribbons for different causes?
Every cause has it's own coloured ribbon now.
Red for aids. Blue for child-abuse. Pink for breast cancer. Green for the rain forest, purple for urban violence.

I got a brown one! You know what it means?
EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!
EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!

And what can we do to silence these christian athletes, who thank Jesus whenever they win, never mention his name when they lose, not a word. You never hear them say:
"jesus made me drop the ball or the good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage".

According to these people, Jesus is undefeated but meanwhile these assholes are in last place.
Must be another one of those "miracles".


And speaking of delusional people, what about a guy who hears a voice in his head which tells him to kill his entire family, so he does it.
Is this the only thing a voice in the head ever tells these people to do, is to kill others?
Doesn't a voice ever tell a guy:
"go take a shit on the salad bar at bloodlines!"

Doesn't a voice... doesn't a voice tell a guy to take out his dick on the merry-go-round once in a while?
Well some guys do take out their dicks on the merry-go-round, but usually it's their own idea.

Something else I can do without is: after-shave and cologne
and this disgusting shit that men put on their bodies.

Just what I need in the elevator, some guy standing next to me smells like a fucking pine tree.
I say go home and wash you smelly prick:
you smell like the urinal in a portuguese cat-house.

God-damn guys are stupid. Guys are really fucking dumb. They think they're going to get laid with this stuff you know. Oh yeah, they put it on at home thinking:
oh boy, oh boy, i'll get laid tonight. i'll get laid tonight.

You don't get laid with green shit that comes out of a bottle okay? The only smell that's going to help you get laid might be your own natural scent. You have pheromones. It's a secondary sex characteristic.
People in America, they're all nervous about sex. They want to cover it up and disguise it.
People in Asia, they know how to live. A guy gets in an elevator over there, he smells like a pile of dog shit, those people are sophisticated!

And I am getting pretty tired of these guys walking around in cowboy hats and cowboy boots.
You ever see these jack-offs? Can't we kill some of these motherfuckers?

Walking around in a fucking cowboy hat. Grown men. It's not even Halloween for christ-sakes.
I say "hey Tex grow up and get yourself a wardrobe consistent with the century you're living in".

Why do certain men feel the need to dress up as mythic figures? You don't see anyone walking around
in a pirate costume do you? When was the last guy you ran into who had on a viking outfit?
Make-believe cowboys... The closest they ever got to a cow, is when they stopped to take a piss at an arby's.



Camcorder and cellphone video devices

Here is technology gone bezerk. Everywhere you go now, there's some dick, some yo-yo, some putz,
with one of these and is going to record everything. Doesn't anyone in America just stop and look
at things anymore? Sort of take them in, maybe even remember them?
Is that such a strange notion? Does experience have to be documented, and brought home, and saved on the shelf? And do people really watch this shit? Are people's lives so bankrupt, they sit at home
looking at things they already did?
And these people are so intense you know. It's always some idiot savant, that won't let someone else
touch the cameras.
It's a highly technical skill. Look for a screen Push on a button. Big skill and they all think they're
Steven Spielberg.
Low-angles, zooms, pans and filters, and it's the same ugly three children in every god-damn shot.
All the George Lucas magic in Hollywood is not going to change the unfortunate genetic configuration
on the faces of these children. Keep these unfortunate youngsters out of public view.

Now, a lot of these cultural crimes i've been complaining about can be blamed on the millennials.

Something else i'm a little tired of hearing about, the millennial. Whiney, narcissistic, self-indulgent, self-entitled people,with a simple philosophy:
"gimme-it it's mine!"
"give-me-that it's mine!"
"give-me-i-want-it!"

These people were given everything. Everything was handed to them, and they took it all. Took it all.
and when it is time to grow up, move out and find a job and or make an effort to achieve something on personal merit, they don't like it.

They don't like it so they've turned self-righteous, and they want to make people to change everything for them and revolve around their imaginary world:

Demand safe spaces for everything, expect recognition for things they did not do, want to get paid for work not done, killed rock-n-roll and they sold that for garbage television commercials so they could buy and sell another smart gadget, be on instagram, stair-masters and soybean-futures.
"soybean-futures".
You know something? They're cold bloodless ignorant lazy people.
It's in their slogans. It's in their rhetoric.
"I want this, I want that",
"pay for my education",
"life is short, you do the work",
"address me with the respect I never earned".
"look at me i am beautiful on Instagram".
"come on, like me on social media".

These people went from to be given everything" to "complain about everything". They went from "i want this and that" to "whoever whines up more with the most toys wins".
and they went from ignorance to laziness and you know something?

And the worst of it is, the rest of us have to watch these ads and commercials  everywhere for levi's loose-fitting jeans, and fat-ass docker pants, because these degenerate lazy-millennial-cocksuckers couldn't keep their hands off the fat food and the häagen-dazs while texting some other fat ass and their big fat asses have spread all over and they have to wear fat-ass docker pants.
Fuck these millennial's fuck them all and fuck everybody else now that I think about of it.

Well sometimes in life you have to generalise but there's one thing you might have noticed
I don't complain about: politicians

Politicians. everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck.
Well where do people think these politicians come from?
They don't fall out of the sky. They don't pass through a membrane from "another reality".
They come from American parents, and American families, American homes, American schools,
American churches, American businesses, and American universities and they're elected by American dumbass citizens.
This is the best Americans can do folks. This is what America has to offer. This is what makes America great again. It's what our  system produces: garbage in. garbage out.
If you have selfish ignorant citizens... if you have selfish ignorant citizens, you're going to get
selfish ignorant leaders. And term-limits ain't going to do you any good. You're just going to wind up
with a brand new bunch of selfish, ignorant Americans.
So maybe... maybe... MAYBE, it's not the politicians who suck.
Maybe something else sucks around America like: "THE PUBLIC".
Yeah the public sucks. There's a nice campaign slogan for somebody:
"the public sucks, fuck hope".

Fuck hope. because if it's really just the fault of these politicians, then where are all the other bright people of conscience? Where are all the bright, honest, intelligent Americans ready to step in and save the nation and lead the way?
America does not have people like that in country.  Everybody's at the mall scratching their asses, picking their noses, taking out credit cards out of a backpack and buying a pair of sneakers with lights in them or some other flashy shit.

So I have solved this little political dilemma for myself in a very simple way:
On election-day, I-STAY-HOME. I don't vote. Fuck 'em. FUCK THEM.
I don't vote for two reasons. Two reasons i don't vote:

First of all, it's meaningless. America was bought and sold and paid for a long time ago.
The shit they shuffle around every four years doesn't mean a fuckin' thing.
and secondly, I don't vote 'cause I believe if you vote, you have no right to complain.
People like to twist that around. I know, they say, they say:
"well if you don't vote you have no right to complain".

But where's the logic in that? If you vote, and you elect dishonest, incompetent people, and they get into office and screw everything up, well you are responsible for what they have done, YOU caused the problem, you voted them in, you have no right to complain.

I on the other hand, who did not vote, WHO DID NOT VOTE.
Who in fact did not even leave the house on election-day, am in no way responsible for what these
people have done, and have every RIGHT to complain as loud as I want, about the mess YOU created,
that I had nothing to do with. So I know that sometime later on there is going to be another one of those really swell presidential elections that you like so much.

You enjoy yourselves. It will be a lot of fun. I'm sure as soon as the election is over, the country will
"improve" immediately.

As for me, i'll be home on that day, doing essentially the same thing as you, the only difference is, when I get finished masturbating, i'm going to have a little something to show for it folks.

Ever wondered why you get ejected and banned

One among many, many, many sims does NOT want you there but i decided to post this one here because i liked the description.

Why ?
- Could it be for your total lack of honesty ? NO WAY!
- Selfishness and stupidity ? noooooooo
- Cheating, stealing, deceiving, manipulating ? pFFfff of course not.
- Lying, causing drama, griffing ? OF COURSE NOT
- For having no RL life whatsoever, decency, respect, morals or personal integrity ? PREPOSTEROUS! It can be ..
- For being a low life dumb low IQ red neck ? (this does not exist for sure)

Is your avatar name on slbloodlines.com ? Then... enjoy the warmth around.

AssHat: A general term for someone who carries out actions with such stupidity that they might as well wear their ass as a hat

It seems they found you people here and up-tightness here but it's nothing that a pair of latex gloves and vaseline can't solve.

SL / Bloodlines Thieves: DasOman Actor & BaseBeta Python

A real Bloodlines scam. not that crap about huds that you dumbasses cry about all the time

update: 13/02/2011
Currently BaseBeta Python is not only harassing other people online as he is also sending naked pictures of the victim to other people (including me). He also went as far as posting a video of him and the victim, on youtube without her permission. This video included some shocking images. His account has been removed from youtube after the upload and the video will be posted here once the victim is blacked out on that video.


He also as gone as far as threaten me and other people for having posting his name here. (i don't negotiate with emotional terrorists)
Well deepshit... did it upset you ?
[2011/02/08 14:40]  BaseBeta Python: you really know how to piss people off

Noooo! really?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXr5Wb1dPHw (sick stalker video)

http://www.reverbnation.com/label/basebetapython

http://omeniacs.co.uk

http://sl-charts.com

21A Tudor Rd - Nuneaton - 01 - CV10 9EE United Kingdom

...next time it's your DNA code

update: 07/02/2011
Bloodstained Deed as now been able to prevent her visa information to be continuously used by BaseBeta Python (Paul) and stop part of the transactions that happen but she still lost over $1000 USD.
BaseBeta Python has also closed Bloodstained Deeds secondlife account and stole all her Bloodlines souls. He also made Jeffrey Hax very upset.
To make matters worse; all 3 secondlife accounts were used from the same internet connection which means that all 3 accounts; Das DasOman and BaseBeta Python who is the scammer will be incorrectly seen also as Bloodstained Deed who was the victim.
Both secondlife accounts and bloodlines accounts will show the same ip address for the the 3 avatars although they are 2 different people.
Redzone will also match their ips and no redone does not effectively detect alts.
(Reasons and methods used for this scam are known but not be revealed)

update: 02/02/2011
Das DasOman and BaseBeta Python are the same person who's real name is a guy named Paul from the UK. (picture in the bottom)
After taking over Bloodstained Deed's SL account, he also keep using her credit card information which reached around $2000 USD.

Now here are a couple of deepshit scumbags of the usual kind around secondlife bloodlines.
Two of those non existent very respectable bloodlines assholes (that are known to not exist)  that due to the lack of self achievement, need to steal and scam others for personal self importance. (the usual)

As i was enjoying my "usual" cigar at bloodlines east on the 27th (jan/2011) i saw Bloodstained Deed arriving and passing by me too fast , which at that moment i saw right away it was not her as the avatar passed by me resisting my incredible charm without saying a word or noticing me.

How was this possible ??? (i thought to myself, blinking like a christmas tree on steroids) And so i zoomed to see a noob using an avatar of someone i know not to be a noob.
This noob was DasOman Actor who was looking for a potion (hemlock) and showing that he did not know very well what he was doing.

He then bought the potion using her avatar and linden account info and went to the rezz area at east bloodlines to take the potion; passing by me again and resisting my charm. (2 times in a row ? not possible!)

At this time after having confirmed that it was not her using her avatar but a thief...

[11:22] Draconian Hax: HOW ARE YOU
[11:25] Draconian Hax: hemlock ?
[11:26] Draconian Hax: tisk tisk
[11:26] BloodStained Deed: noene of your business
[11:26] Draconian Hax: *ummm*


After this, i got the confirmed failure of answering the magic question.

None of my business ? (evil laugh here) oooohh  you have no idea of what is my business around deepshit dumbass.

This took place around 11:26 SL time and both avatars logged out at the same time from SL.

DasOman Actor moved Bloodstained Deeds soul from the abyss to his ownership, removed  her from being his liege and set BaseBeta Python as his liege. He stole all her souls and changed what was at the time his clan.

The next day their clan settings changed and Bloodstained Deeds soul was moved from DasOman Actor to BaseBeta Python who also owns his soul and is set as his liege.

Minutes later after the hemlock potion  was bought; Bloodstained Deed was notified and started the process of account recovery.

(/me cracks his virtual nuckles and frowns) 

(click pictures to maximize and see the current status)

The victim

The cock sucker

Yeah you heard me deepshit

[2011/02/08 14:29]  BaseBeta Python: without her i dont have a life

(... then do us all a favor...)

Another one of those excellent clans full of excellent people

And if the the rest of the deepshits still haven't got it right about your secondlife account ; read this because i have better stuff to do than babysitting.

(/me violently spits the rest of the cigar out)

...damn i hate disco...

Bloodlines Vampire Scams - II : Indoctrination beginning

Continued from Bloodlines Vampire Scams - I : Preface

The following should be self explanatory 

(click to maximize and read)

To be continued

How to escape from Bloodlines Vampires

As more and more secondlife sims are following this practice (and others more extreme); many people are still annoyed, disturbed and bothered by these sooooooo nice, well educated, wholesome and full of ethics, humanoid walking samples on secondlife. However desperate no more as the perfect solution for you is here.

Escaping these 2 legged crawling low IQ things can be quite troublesome the same way as a smelly stink odor sticks around you which is even worse if it came from you just like a deadly fart. (are you an ex-bloodlines flying rat ?)

These people get so sticky on you that they become like one of those farts that you have been holding all day and which you need to let go but since you don't know the nature of the beast (other than being lots of it / just like these vampires) and which might ne one of those that can strip the varnish of a foot looker or a marriage; the problem becomes harder to deal with to get ride of these blood leeches.

Here is how you can escape a second life bloodlines vampire.
You can not wiggle them, no point fighting them, push or thrown them away, run from them or try to shut them down .
Just apply the same solution as shown at the end of the video.
Science never fails.

Same sticky odor on you, same kind of problem, same stickiness style and by consequence the same effectiveness solution to which you can verbally add when telling them to leave you alone.

... go away you beastly fart...

(works like a charm when used together with british snob repugnancy attitude)

Bloodlines niceness

Ever noticed how niiiiiiiiice active bloodlines people are around with you ?

So gentle and kind and soooooooo interested in help you asking nothing in return ..... at least until you get ... interested.

So where do you think this niceness comes from ?

Lets pretend that for once  you have a brain and .... (wow !) you will be using it.
(don't worry... i will give you a help)

The visible goal of the bloodlines franchise is to harvest as many followers as possible in one specific line making the main "collector" of souls/avatars climb up steps in the bloodlines ranking status until shit (king/Queen) hits the fan (throne).

There are only 2 ways of achieving that goal.

1: Slow method: Consists in making people to like the collector/sponsor to the point that they will give their soul  to the collector and join the clan.

2: Fast method: The collector will make as many secondlife alternative accounts which he/she will convert to the bloodlines franchise and put them in the clan and will use to scam other people and many times people from their own clans that are dumbasses enough to be paying huds around secondlife. Guess who you are paying huds to, sometimes ?

If you are not an alt, why do you think they are soooooo nice with you ? Is there anyone in the planet that can be a nice person 24/7 ?

How honest do you think they are with you ?
WAIT ! Don't answer. Think about this instead: Will you join the clan of an asshole/bitch ?

So nice they all are and their niceness is always inverse to their honesty. Don't believe ? Ask questions to see at what point you are told that you have to join if you want to know more and then.... its the point of no return.


They are all so nice and kind, except that asshole in white with the black cat.


Ever meet a dishonest salesman who was rude ? 

keep paying those huds ... percentages are expected ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_engineering_(security)


"bugs in the human hardware"
*laughs evilly*
 

Protecting your account passwords

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So... this is where we came up to...

(/me lights up a cigar and takes a deep puff)

It seems that more and more of you keep having problems about some people cracking your second-life account passwords, emails IM software and so on. (mostly around bloodlines). And for some universal law that is about to be broken I ... I ... (*frowns*)

... well lets just say that I must be extremely drunk or completely out of my mind to be writing the following as if it would even be worth to try to ¨teach¨ something to these people but then again even intelligence goes on vacation for a few minutes sometimes.

I will probably hate myself and all this post tomorrow, but then again do i like anything ? .... so equilibrium will be maintained.

Note: If you do not understand any or the linked terms/words; click them to know its meaning. And send this to other people, specially bloodlines people

First: You have to understand that these people are NOT hackers. They are simply script kiddies or at most; crackers which in other words mean untalented, dumbass, dirty people who use specific software tools that were made by experts in a devious way .

Second: If you run windows you have a lot to worry starting by the way the operating system is constructed to the way it is by set default and then how it is administered and ending on how the market want it to be vulnerable.

If you Run a MAC (UNIX) or Linux well .. you are by default much more protected while maybe having to worry (if you are a MAC dumbass - *BSD does not include dumbasses) with some rootkits for Unix / Linux and assuming that you are not a noob) you can skip everything else that i will write bellow because if you know how to use it you have brain starting by the fact that you use it.(*bsd/linux)

As for MAC users .. you might still glance your eyes around since most of you have no idea how your system works. And windows users you definitely NEED TO READ IT.

Trojans, vírus, adware, spamware, rootkits, malware, spyware, backdoors (not your ass), etc , etc and the list never ends) is more than available for your system and can and IS used against you by default.

Are you still reading ? *damn* you must not be a bloodlines player !!

Third: The security of an operating system relies in 2 things.

The software used and and how it is administrated and keep in mind that no matter how well the operating system is managed by having the latest anti-virus the latest firewall and the latest security updates, it will still be as weak as the human factor behind it and that's where social engineering comes in and all your I.T noob expertize goes down the drain.

While i will try not to cover here methods that allow a cracker to obtain what he wants i will have to refer to some.

Make sure you understand the linked words and expressions. The following may contain ¨wording¨ that may not be simple to most computer users and if you are a noob windows computer user... well just do what i say for you own good and shut up because i don't have the time to explain you people why it should be done the way i say.

1: A few basic rules about creating MORE secure passwords.

Never create a password that uses a name/word that is something related to you. Such as family names, favorite stuff, personal stuff (even if only you know it) and so on. So NEVER use personal stuff to define your security methods but if you are dumb enough to do it; then make it complicated to be found or figured out.

For example: The word ¨dumbass¨ makes a 56 bit password. Not only it is easy to figure out against dictionary attacks or brute force attacks it is also very low in encryption bits.

Turning it into: Du/\/\B@5$ not only makes it harder to crack with specialized software as even to figure out by someone else; even if you tell to some social engineer that you are a dumbass and that is your password. On top of it the encryption goes up to 80 bit. (now you are a dumbass with style)

The higher the encryption the harder it is to crack even by the experts.

Never use the same password for more than one record/login. If you do and that record/login gets compromised; the first thing the attacker will do is to try rely on your human weak factor and use it to try your other accounts.

Preferably you should also use a different email for each account/record/login. Some email services will allow you to create email alias for your main email account If not, create a new email.

Do NOT MIX your personal email accounts with hobbie stuff. If you have a business SL avatar keep it away from any kind of conflicts.

If your second-life password is 16 characters long make it worth the size. The more variety of characters you use the better (letters, numbers, symbols). If you do it less than 128 bits; then REDO IT ! Same is valid for any other type of logins/records. (always go as high as you can with encryption bit rate)

Storing passwords in your browser, SL viewer and internet applications is dangerous by default and if you use internet explorer for that, then you should get all of them stolen. You deserve it!

If you are going to store passwords on a browser make sure of 2 things.

- You don't use that browser for anything else other than to have your password stored there for fast login access

- Make sure that the browser will ask you to insert a master password for you to use it first.

For example use something like opera for saving secure passwords and lets say firefox for regular browsing.

Make sure you do not allow cookies on that secure browser that you don't known what they are and have browser always to delete it's latest activity records soon as you close it.

Always use secure https:// when creating accounts or access your accounts in any site if they provide secure logins.

Storing passwords on your second-life client viewer is NOT SAFE either even if the only thing you see there is [***********] . The password is stored in a specific file that can be easily decrypted and obtained. It can even be obtained by others from your SL viewer !

And if you use something like: --login Avatar Name to fast connect to the grid; that means storage of the password in clear text. (even easier to obtain no matter how high is the quality or complexity).

Second-life client viewers:

There is an endless amount of sl viewers (and more) out there, some almost open source, (lets not confuse with freeware) others less open source but most are copies from others. Are they good ? Well sure they work and they sure work in ways that most of you don't know. Ever heard about that one viewer that was great for griffing ? How about that one that was awesome to evade bans ? The list is long and quite a lot of these viewers have ¨hidden secrets¨ and vulnerabilities that can and ARE USED either by the creators of by those viewers or by those that found about the secrets and backdoors.

And for what ? For your SL account (lets not talk about RL identity theft too). Nothing comes free online unless is truly open source and clean from methods of obtaining information from the people that use it.

The same goes for all those ¨dark¨ tools and attachments that some dumbasses like to use around to play with fire. Sooner or later you will get burned. They can and are used against you.

Use the official and approved SL viewer by LL (way less chances of security problems) or if you know how to build, modify or inspect the source code of one; then do it yourself from the official source code. (read this)

While the official viewer/client that LL provides is not fully open source it does allow to inspect and build your own modifications to do what all others do if you know how.

The list of other SL viewers is bigger than 30 and if you want to check something fully open source, take a look at meerkat. (beware of those wicked thug SL viewers)

As for all you emerald lovers... well... if i was you ... i would stick with the official one.

Attachments and scripts in world:

The more free they are the more likely you are to pay in some way (for most of the cases). Do not accept anything from anyone that you don't know even if it looks like a landmark (specially around bloodlines - you will get bitten sooner or later) and if it is a landmark; ask for the slurl address instead.

Scripts can also spy you and this means connect to places that you don't know to provide the scripter with whatever info he/she wants from you. The only way you can be sure of whats happening is by performing traffic analysis (sniffing) on your own connection to see what it is going on.

Do not buy stuff around cheaper than what the official place sells it such like bloodlines products (YOU WILL be scammed sooner or later!!) When you buy... try to buy from reputable name ( i am not defending bloodlines here)

Secure communication in world:

While some SL viewers provide you the option of chat encryption like emerald and meerkat to avoid being spied in clear text (which is good); once again the viewer can have a backdoor or it may be vulnerable to in-world M.I.T.M.

Move your chat to something like skype (skype is not the best! its just an example) which provides encrypted communication and by using a second chat channel apart from Second-life to be in touch with in-world people; the chances of being successfully spied are VERY VERY slim to none.

Someone gave you some program to install on your operating system:

(Unix and for sure Linux users can skip this)

DO NOT install it ! Ask for the URL of that software for you to see what it does. Microsoft Windows users do not accept .executable files from your SL friends specially if you are a woman and he is a guy. And if you are a guy and you are taking it from a woman, then you are thinking with your penis and you deserve any possible the dirty outcome.

There are methods that allow any dumbass to create and bind a trojan executable inside of a regular software application that will even disable or get your firewall, anti-virus and other protection software alike; ¨numb¨ allowing him/her them to access your system without you knowing.

This will allow them to plant keyloggers which will record EVERYTHING you type and see; even if its complex passwords like: Du/\/\B@5$ if you type them manually.

(see also hardware keyloggers - not detected by protection software)

Using your accounts at someone else's place:

Well.. if you do that and the other person performs traffic analysis (sniffing) there and even uses keylogger on his/hers system to fish you or for his/hers own security; then you will be fished.

Important note: If the other person has some problems with LL regarding their in-world douche bag activities; once you login from their hardware and static ip; YOU WILL be under close attention too and in some cases your account will be suspended if needed or if your deepshit buddy got his suspended. IT WILL ! Do not doubt !

Using wireless:

If you use some else's wireless you are in it to get fished like the above example of using your accounts at someone else's place if the wireless owner wants too. (unless you VPN or SSH tunel to your trusted remote computer)

If you use your own wireless; make sure you use it with encryption of at least 128 bit to 256 bit (or higher) and wpa*-psk.

Wep keys can be cracked in 5 minutes and even some wpa*-psk. are vulnerable to certain kinds of attacks but at least wpa*-psk. will make life way harder for ant attacker to the point if quitting on the attack.

Use a cable as much as possible. It´ s faster !! and more secure starting from your neighbor. (maybe you have one that hates you or thinks you stink) or some second-life bloodlines war driving stalker ex-deepshit.

There is much more to say about all this but if you survived until now (which is mind blowing since you are not reading gossip); here goes some good tips as options to secure yourself.

Some security advices:

One of the best software applications out there to create extremely secure passwords and encryption them on file. This means that even if the attacker gets the file; he/she wont be able to read it. You can copy and past passwords in "shadow" mode and hide them from the database menu preventing keylogger screenshots or remote monitoring spy technical methods.

The following software if fully open source and is available for windows, unix and linux and also in a portable version.

It is a very full featured application with all sorts of secure options.

http://www.keepassx.org http://www.keepassx.org/screenshots

A very similar one http://keepass.info

If you need to access stuff like home banking ina very secure way use a linux live cd.

In short a linux live cd runs a linux operating system from a cd or dvd.

These are not build with Trojans, vírus, adware, spamware, rootkits, malware, spyware and not vulnerable to them by default.

You DO NOT need to install it! Simply run the cd when the computer reboots and load it.

( try something like knoppix live dvd)

Social engineering:

Some simple reading about the subject can be done from a well known master of it by the name of Kevin Mitnick. Easy reading;. Soft stuff for the noobs. (no gossip girls...) (The art of deception).

More complex readings regarding the subject and computer security can be done from Bruce _Schneier (website) (this one goes for *nix users mostly)

Identity Theft Toolkit (SMALL book and easy reading)

Now for the elite computer users:

To finish all of this you can always use your custom build SL viewer on your *nix box running a SCSI true-crypeted file system with usb fingerprint ID boot system after bios password settings and grub 256 (or more) bit password prompt logging in with a restricted games user provided with only 1 to 3 OS process for your user on a system that is protected by iptables, snort, and tcp dumped by something like wireshark. If you have to go online and you are not using your box, simply connect to it remotely through VPN or SSH 4096 rsa encrypted tunnel by user@ip and forwarding X if wanted using a live cd.

(i am not even going to bother to add links to those last lines)

Now that i lost 100 pounds sweating while writing all of this ...

(/me *spits the rest of the cigar out*)

.... and now that i have pretty much ruined my reputation in-world with this post i hope you all ignore it and get your accounts cracked because you deserve it for being dumb by choice and if i see you in-world; there is only 2 ways that thing can end....

and in both of them YOU die ...

*frowns hard*

... /me lights up another cigar ...

... damn noobs ....