In a surreal anal ogy indirectly related to sex from a great western classic from the man smoking the cigar, i bring you the bloodlines version right now known as the The sheep, the IrishLionHeart cowboy and the pig.
As the night arrived, a strange dark humus presence walks towards the house. It appears to be an old man beaten down by time and age carrying a sheep under his left arm.
He enters his home and goes directly to his bedroom where he finds his wife in bed. (alone- who the hell wants scrap yard)
With a disgusted and unsatisfying look on his eyes he glares at her and with a crude tone in is voice he says :
IrishLionHeart: This is the pig i am fucking!
The woman lightly turns to have a better look at him and with astonishment she replies:
Woman: That is not a pig; you dumbass.
IrishLionHeart: shut up ... i was not talking to you.
As the night arrived, a strange dark humus presence walks towards the house. It appears to be an old man beaten down by time and age carrying a sheep under his left arm.
He enters his home and goes directly to his bedroom where he finds his wife in bed. (alone- who the hell wants scrap yard)
With a disgusted and unsatisfying look on his eyes he glares at her and with a crude tone in is voice he says :
IrishLionHeart: This is the pig i am fucking!
The woman lightly turns to have a better look at him and with astonishment she replies:
Woman: That is not a pig; you dumbass.
IrishLionHeart: shut up ... i was not talking to you.
... you see in this world there are 2 kinds of people "my friend"...
those who smoke a cigar and those who suck dick...
you suck ...
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