Is your keyboard making you move your hands too much ? Is your mouse too heavy ?
Are your fingers too tired of burning those calories when they have to work out all the shortcuts ?
Awww...
Fear no more!
Here is the all in one calorie conservative solution for the only body parts that you were still moving.
Now you can stuff yourself with all those bags of cheetos that you always wanted and do the rest of it with just one hand.
ps: side effects may include orange pubic hair and scratchy crotches
