I have a jar of old toenail clippings. I could probably find room for your ashes there, if you like. I reckon that I could even squeeze in a half liquefied blob of cow shit too. What do you think?
Just joking. Only the best for you Hax. Just please don't stalk me, alright?
Stuff i have been called:
Sir Drac, Lord Hax, Mr Bloodlines, Haxy, Grumpy, Draccy, Scarface Wannabe, Lord Grumpy, God in white, Pablo Escobar, Oracle of Bloodlines, Puffin White, Freddy Mercury, King Dracon, MacGyver of Bloodlines, Smart ass, Forest Grumps, Mr Untouchable, George Michael, Master Hax, Mr Disco, Wise-man, Muppet, Resident turd, Indy, 80's Guy, Draco, Rene "Boxer" Enriquez, Narcissistic, Chair Warmer, Magic Man, Rod Stewart, Mr Smiley, Haxie Waxie, 80's Porn Star and the usual less enlightened swear words that we all know.
I am sure the list will grow...
I have a jar of old toenail clippings. I could probably find room for your ashes there, if you like. I reckon that I could even squeeze in a half liquefied blob of cow shit too.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think?
Just joking. Only the best for you Hax.
Just please don't stalk me, alright?
Cheers :)