If you are wondering if I am still alive, I AM
Alive, kicking, spinning, spitting and flicking the finger around.
Business as usual and since you just came here to confirm, worry no more because what is bellow, is for everyone.
Sit back and enjoy some of my free random hostility towards the usual unwelcoming and welcoming recipients as well as involuntary targets of all sorts.
Here's a few small cultural things i'm bored with, tired of, annoyed with, angered with and pissed at.
Hopefully you're ready and if you aren't, keep in mind, I don't give a shit.
Lets start with idiot PEOPLE who make quote marks in the air with their fingers.
Are you tired of these people yet? You are talking to someone and there they go with bunny ears with their fingers to put emphasis on some shit.
He said he was "Sober".
Well you wanna know what I say? Hey deepshit "EAT ME"!
How about that mindless expression: budda-boom budda-bing.
The next RAT who says to me, "budda-boom budda-bing", is getting kicked right in the fucking nuts.
Hows that for budda-boom mother-fucker! You want to try budda-bing too?
Bad hair day.
Where did this shit come from? What a superficial stupid culture. How about putting on a hat and go to
work you shallow cunt! Is it that hard you millennial excrement? Instagram is going to collapse? Losing friends on facebook?
It's a good thing Lewis and Clark never had a bad hair day, or Daniel Boone huh?
Custer: he had a REALLY bad hair day. But he had it coming, that blond, blue-eyed, criminal fuck.
What about these guys that keep telling you:
"i heard that…",
"i heard that…",
Oh you did, did you? Well isn't this exciting...
What the fuck is this?? A fucking hearing test? Did I wonder into a beltone commercial here or something?
Of course you "heard" you fucking nimrod. I'm standing right next to ya talking...
I'm going to move down there now ...I'm going to move a little farther away...
BLOW ME!
By any chance did you hear that too?
What about these people who tell you their needs aren't being met?
Do you run into this stuff? This is support-group shit, twelve-steppers kinda deal.
"my needs aren't being met".
Wanna know what I tell them? "DROP SOME OF YOUR NEEDS!"
Life is a zero-sum game. Get up early, take a shower, go to work , pay your bills and have a nap!
Lets see what else is troubling me? Mickey mouse's birthday being announced on the television news as if it's an actual event.
I don't give a shit!!! If I cared about mickey mouse's birthday, i'd have memorised it years ago, and i'd send him a card: "dear mickey happy birthday love Draconian Hax".
Why don't I do that? Because I don't give a shit. Fuck mickey mouse. Fuck him in the asshole with a big rubber dick, then break it off and beat him with the rest of it.
I hope mickey dies. I do, I hope he god-damn dies. I hope he gets a hold of some tainted cheese, and dies lonely and forgotten, behind the baseboard of a soiled bathroom, in a poor neighbourhood, with his hand in goofy's pants.
Mickey fucking Mouse... no wonder no one in the world takes America serious.
Why do people waste valuable television-time, informing others of the age of an imaginary rodent.
Now let me ask you this about the two pandas in the zoo, do you care if they fuck? Really?
I don't. Why don't they stop talking on the news "the pandas didn't fuck again this year".
I'm not concerned. I have no emotional stake in panda fucking all right?
If they want to they will, if not, they'll watch the price is right.
Probably the only reason they're not doing it on time is because some jack-off from the environmental
movement has moved into the cage with them.
Could you get a hard-on if some guy in a green t-shirt with a stopwatch was taking your woman's
rectal temperature?
Leave these creatures alone!
And as long as were talking about the news, I don't want to hear anything more about sperm-egg donor, surrogate, in vitro, test-tube, biological, adoptive foster parents who want their baby back.
baby jane, baby ruth, baby this, baby that, baby it's cold outside,
I don't give a shit. Leave me alone and keep it off my tv. Sick American shit.
I'm also tired of hearing about "innocent victims".
This is an outmoded idea. There are no "innocent victims".
If you live on this planet, you're guilty. PERIOD! Fuck you. End of report, next case.
NEXT FUCKING CASE!
Next case. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.
And what happened in America that now suddenly everyone is walking around with their own personal bottle of water?
When did we get so thirsty in America?
Is everybody so dehydrated they have to have their own portable supply of fluids with them at all times?
Get a drink before you leave the house!
Another crime against society: hyphenated names.
Hey fuck face pick a fucking name would you please? Pick a fucking name!
"hi i'm emily jericho-fordescu".
Hi i'm Draconian Hax jerk-me-off-fuck-you-too.
You don't acquire personal dignity by adding a name to your name. Feminists think it's a "radical act".
It's not!
Castrating a guy in a parking lot with a broken coke bottle is a radical act.
Hyphenating your name is pretentious bullshit.
And what is going on with all these telephone-calling plans? mci, at&t, is this shit really necessary?
When did the phone bill become life's most critical document?
In a country where you can buy cinnamon dental floss, cheese in a spray can, and eatable women's panties, are people really breaking their balls to save 2 cents on a fucking phone call?
Talking to your mother once a year might not be the most pleasant thing in the world, but it should not be seen as a critical spending decision.
Something else I don't understand: motivation tapes and motivation books.
What happened here? Suddenly everybody needs to be motivated?
This shit it's a fairly simple thing. Either you want to do something or you don't.
What's the big mystery? Besides, if you're motivated enough to go the store to buy a motivation book,
aren't you motivated enough to do that so you don't need the book? Put it back and tell the clerk "fuck you",
"i'm motivated",
"i'm going home",
"i'm going home".
And can anyone explain to me the need for instant photo-finishing?
You just saw the fucking thing!!!
How can you possibly be nostalgic about a concept like a little while ago?
Here is another fucking complaint: Too many vehicles.
There are some families in America who own entirely too many vehicles.
You see them on the highway in an RV but that's not enough for them.
The RV is not enough. Behind them they're towing a motorboat, go-cart, dune-buggy, dirt-bike, jet-ski, snowmobile, para-sail, hang-glider, windsurfing equipment, a hot air balloon, and a small two-man deep-sea diving-bell.
Doesn't anyone just take a fucking walk anymore? The only thing these people lack is a lunar
excursion module.
Too many choices America! Tt's not healthy.
Another abomination: White guys over ten years of age who wear their baseball hats backwards.
Okay, listen to me white guys. Let me tell you something. You're never going to be as cool as black guys. It's not going to happen...
You're white, and you're lame. It's a fucking law of nature. Turning your hat around and learning a
complicated handshake will not make you cool.
And you black guys, since you started the whole thing, I'm going to let you stay with the hats
a little bit longer, but i think really, once you qualify for social security it's time to spin that motherfucker
around to the front of you all right? yeah.
Another tip for all of you out there. For the men. The earring. The thing with the earrings.
It's over. it's been over for a long time. Doesn't mean anything anymore. It was supposed to
piss off the squares. The squares are wearing them now! Doesn't mean anything.
It's just fucking jewellery, unless you have an earring with a live baby hanging from it like me,
it's just jewelry.
And I want you to know i'm in favour of self-mutilation and personal disfigurement.
I've always said there's nothing like puncturing and perforating your skin in a dozen or so places
in order to demonstrate your high self-esteem.
When I see a young person decorating his scalp with a soldering iron I say:
There's a happy person, thinks highly of himself/herself.
And haven't we gone a little over-board with these coloured ribbons for different causes?
Every cause has it's own coloured ribbon now.
Red for aids. Blue for child-abuse. Pink for breast cancer. Green for the rain forest, purple for urban violence.
I got a brown one! You know what it means?
EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!
EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!
And what can we do to silence these christian athletes, who thank Jesus whenever they win, never mention his name when they lose, not a word. You never hear them say:
"jesus made me drop the ball or the good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage".
According to these people, Jesus is undefeated but meanwhile these assholes are in last place.
Must be another one of those "miracles".
And speaking of delusional people, what about a guy who hears a voice in his head which tells him to kill his entire family, so he does it.
Is this the only thing a voice in the head ever tells these people to do, is to kill others?
Doesn't a voice ever tell a guy:
"go take a shit on the salad bar at bloodlines!"
Doesn't a voice... doesn't a voice tell a guy to take out his dick on the merry-go-round once in a while?
Well some guys do take out their dicks on the merry-go-round, but usually it's their own idea.
Something else I can do without is: after-shave and cologne
and this disgusting shit that men put on their bodies.
Just what I need in the elevator, some guy standing next to me smells like a fucking pine tree.
I say go home and wash you smelly prick:
you smell like the urinal in a portuguese cat-house.
God-damn guys are stupid. Guys are really fucking dumb. They think they're going to get laid with this stuff you know. Oh yeah, they put it on at home thinking:
oh boy, oh boy, i'll get laid tonight. i'll get laid tonight.
You don't get laid with green shit that comes out of a bottle okay? The only smell that's going to help you get laid might be your own natural scent. You have pheromones. It's a secondary sex characteristic.
People in America, they're all nervous about sex. They want to cover it up and disguise it.
People in Asia, they know how to live. A guy gets in an elevator over there, he smells like a pile of dog shit, those people are sophisticated!
And I am getting pretty tired of these guys walking around in cowboy hats and cowboy boots.
You ever see these jack-offs? Can't we kill some of these motherfuckers?
Walking around in a fucking cowboy hat. Grown men. It's not even Halloween for christ-sakes.
I say "hey Tex grow up and get yourself a wardrobe consistent with the century you're living in".
Why do certain men feel the need to dress up as mythic figures? You don't see anyone walking around
in a pirate costume do you? When was the last guy you ran into who had on a viking outfit?
Make-believe cowboys... The closest they ever got to a cow, is when they stopped to take a piss at an arby's.
Camcorder and cellphone video devices
Here is technology gone bezerk. Everywhere you go now, there's some dick, some yo-yo, some putz,
with one of these and is going to record everything. Doesn't anyone in America just stop and look
at things anymore? Sort of take them in, maybe even remember them?
Is that such a strange notion? Does experience have to be documented, and brought home, and saved on the shelf? And do people really watch this shit? Are people's lives so bankrupt, they sit at home
looking at things they already did?
And these people are so intense you know. It's always some idiot savant, that won't let someone else
touch the cameras.
It's a highly technical skill. Look for a screen Push on a button. Big skill and they all think they're
Steven Spielberg.
Low-angles, zooms, pans and filters, and it's the same ugly three children in every god-damn shot.
All the George Lucas magic in Hollywood is not going to change the unfortunate genetic configuration
on the faces of these children. Keep these unfortunate youngsters out of public view.
Now, a lot of these cultural crimes i've been complaining about can be blamed on the millennials.
Something else i'm a little tired of hearing about, the millennial. Whiney, narcissistic, self-indulgent, self-entitled people,with a simple philosophy:
"gimme-it it's mine!"
"give-me-that it's mine!"
"give-me-i-want-it!"
These people were given everything. Everything was handed to them, and they took it all. Took it all.
and when it is time to grow up, move out and find a job and or make an effort to achieve something on personal merit, they don't like it.
They don't like it so they've turned self-righteous, and they want to make people to change everything for them and revolve around their imaginary world:
Demand safe spaces for everything, expect recognition for things they did not do, want to get paid for work not done, killed rock-n-roll and they sold that for garbage television commercials so they could buy and sell another smart gadget, be on instagram, stair-masters and soybean-futures.
"soybean-futures".
You know something? They're cold bloodless ignorant lazy people.
It's in their slogans. It's in their rhetoric.
"I want this, I want that",
"pay for my education",
"life is short, you do the work",
"address me with the respect I never earned".
"look at me i am beautiful on Instagram".
"come on, like me on social media".
These people went from to be given everything" to "complain about everything". They went from "i want this and that" to "whoever whines up more with the most toys wins".
and they went from ignorance to laziness and you know something?
And the worst of it is, the rest of us have to watch these ads and commercials everywhere for levi's loose-fitting jeans, and fat-ass docker pants, because these degenerate lazy-millennial-cocksuckers couldn't keep their hands off the fat food and the häagen-dazs while texting some other fat ass and their big fat asses have spread all over and they have to wear fat-ass docker pants.
Fuck these millennial's fuck them all and fuck everybody else now that I think about of it.
Well sometimes in life you have to generalise but there's one thing you might have noticed
I don't complain about: politicians
Politicians. everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck.
Well where do people think these politicians come from?
They don't fall out of the sky. They don't pass through a membrane from "another reality".
They come from American parents, and American families, American homes, American schools,
American churches, American businesses, and American universities and they're elected by American dumbass citizens.
This is the best Americans can do folks. This is what America has to offer. This is what makes America great again. It's what our system produces: garbage in. garbage out.
If you have selfish ignorant citizens... if you have selfish ignorant citizens, you're going to get
selfish ignorant leaders. And term-limits ain't going to do you any good. You're just going to wind up
with a brand new bunch of selfish, ignorant Americans.
So maybe... maybe... MAYBE, it's not the politicians who suck.
Maybe something else sucks around America like: "THE PUBLIC".
Yeah the public sucks. There's a nice campaign slogan for somebody:
"the public sucks, fuck hope".
Fuck hope. because if it's really just the fault of these politicians, then where are all the other bright people of conscience? Where are all the bright, honest, intelligent Americans ready to step in and save the nation and lead the way?
America does not have people like that in country. Everybody's at the mall scratching their asses, picking their noses, taking out credit cards out of a backpack and buying a pair of sneakers with lights in them or some other flashy shit.
So I have solved this little political dilemma for myself in a very simple way:
On election-day, I-STAY-HOME. I don't vote. Fuck 'em. FUCK THEM.
I don't vote for two reasons. Two reasons i don't vote:
First of all, it's meaningless. America was bought and sold and paid for a long time ago.
The shit they shuffle around every four years doesn't mean a fuckin' thing.
and secondly, I don't vote 'cause I believe if you vote, you have no right to complain.
People like to twist that around. I know, they say, they say:
"well if you don't vote you have no right to complain".
But where's the logic in that? If you vote, and you elect dishonest, incompetent people, and they get into office and screw everything up, well you are responsible for what they have done, YOU caused the problem, you voted them in, you have no right to complain.
I on the other hand, who did not vote, WHO DID NOT VOTE.
Who in fact did not even leave the house on election-day, am in no way responsible for what these
people have done, and have every RIGHT to complain as loud as I want, about the mess YOU created,
that I had nothing to do with. So I know that sometime later on there is going to be another one of those really swell presidential elections that you like so much.
You enjoy yourselves. It will be a lot of fun. I'm sure as soon as the election is over, the country will
"improve" immediately.
As for me, i'll be home on that day, doing essentially the same thing as you, the only difference is, when I get finished masturbating, i'm going to have a little something to show for it folks.
Alive, kicking, spinning, spitting and flicking the finger around.
Business as usual and since you just came here to confirm, worry no more because what is bellow, is for everyone.
Sit back and enjoy some of my free random hostility towards the usual unwelcoming and welcoming recipients as well as involuntary targets of all sorts.
Here's a few small cultural things i'm bored with, tired of, annoyed with, angered with and pissed at.
Hopefully you're ready and if you aren't, keep in mind, I don't give a shit.
Lets start with idiot PEOPLE who make quote marks in the air with their fingers.
Are you tired of these people yet? You are talking to someone and there they go with bunny ears with their fingers to put emphasis on some shit.
He said he was "Sober".
Well you wanna know what I say? Hey deepshit "EAT ME"!
How about that mindless expression: budda-boom budda-bing.
The next RAT who says to me, "budda-boom budda-bing", is getting kicked right in the fucking nuts.
Hows that for budda-boom mother-fucker! You want to try budda-bing too?
Bad hair day.
Where did this shit come from? What a superficial stupid culture. How about putting on a hat and go to
work you shallow cunt! Is it that hard you millennial excrement? Instagram is going to collapse? Losing friends on facebook?
It's a good thing Lewis and Clark never had a bad hair day, or Daniel Boone huh?
Custer: he had a REALLY bad hair day. But he had it coming, that blond, blue-eyed, criminal fuck.
What about these guys that keep telling you:
"i heard that…",
"i heard that…",
Oh you did, did you? Well isn't this exciting...
What the fuck is this?? A fucking hearing test? Did I wonder into a beltone commercial here or something?
Of course you "heard" you fucking nimrod. I'm standing right next to ya talking...
I'm going to move down there now ...I'm going to move a little farther away...
BLOW ME!
By any chance did you hear that too?
What about these people who tell you their needs aren't being met?
Do you run into this stuff? This is support-group shit, twelve-steppers kinda deal.
"my needs aren't being met".
Wanna know what I tell them? "DROP SOME OF YOUR NEEDS!"
Life is a zero-sum game. Get up early, take a shower, go to work , pay your bills and have a nap!
Lets see what else is troubling me? Mickey mouse's birthday being announced on the television news as if it's an actual event.
I don't give a shit!!! If I cared about mickey mouse's birthday, i'd have memorised it years ago, and i'd send him a card: "dear mickey happy birthday love Draconian Hax".
Why don't I do that? Because I don't give a shit. Fuck mickey mouse. Fuck him in the asshole with a big rubber dick, then break it off and beat him with the rest of it.
I hope mickey dies. I do, I hope he god-damn dies. I hope he gets a hold of some tainted cheese, and dies lonely and forgotten, behind the baseboard of a soiled bathroom, in a poor neighbourhood, with his hand in goofy's pants.
Mickey fucking Mouse... no wonder no one in the world takes America serious.
Why do people waste valuable television-time, informing others of the age of an imaginary rodent.
Now let me ask you this about the two pandas in the zoo, do you care if they fuck? Really?
I don't. Why don't they stop talking on the news "the pandas didn't fuck again this year".
I'm not concerned. I have no emotional stake in panda fucking all right?
If they want to they will, if not, they'll watch the price is right.
Probably the only reason they're not doing it on time is because some jack-off from the environmental
movement has moved into the cage with them.
Could you get a hard-on if some guy in a green t-shirt with a stopwatch was taking your woman's
rectal temperature?
Leave these creatures alone!
And as long as were talking about the news, I don't want to hear anything more about sperm-egg donor, surrogate, in vitro, test-tube, biological, adoptive foster parents who want their baby back.
baby jane, baby ruth, baby this, baby that, baby it's cold outside,
I don't give a shit. Leave me alone and keep it off my tv. Sick American shit.
I'm also tired of hearing about "innocent victims".
This is an outmoded idea. There are no "innocent victims".
If you live on this planet, you're guilty. PERIOD! Fuck you. End of report, next case.
NEXT FUCKING CASE!
Next case. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.
And what happened in America that now suddenly everyone is walking around with their own personal bottle of water?
When did we get so thirsty in America?
Is everybody so dehydrated they have to have their own portable supply of fluids with them at all times?
Get a drink before you leave the house!
Another crime against society: hyphenated names.
Hey fuck face pick a fucking name would you please? Pick a fucking name!
"hi i'm emily jericho-fordescu".
Hi i'm Draconian Hax jerk-me-off-fuck-you-too.
You don't acquire personal dignity by adding a name to your name. Feminists think it's a "radical act".
It's not!
Castrating a guy in a parking lot with a broken coke bottle is a radical act.
Hyphenating your name is pretentious bullshit.
And what is going on with all these telephone-calling plans? mci, at&t, is this shit really necessary?
When did the phone bill become life's most critical document?
In a country where you can buy cinnamon dental floss, cheese in a spray can, and eatable women's panties, are people really breaking their balls to save 2 cents on a fucking phone call?
Talking to your mother once a year might not be the most pleasant thing in the world, but it should not be seen as a critical spending decision.
Something else I don't understand: motivation tapes and motivation books.
What happened here? Suddenly everybody needs to be motivated?
This shit it's a fairly simple thing. Either you want to do something or you don't.
What's the big mystery? Besides, if you're motivated enough to go the store to buy a motivation book,
aren't you motivated enough to do that so you don't need the book? Put it back and tell the clerk "fuck you",
"i'm motivated",
"i'm going home",
"i'm going home".
And can anyone explain to me the need for instant photo-finishing?
You just saw the fucking thing!!!
How can you possibly be nostalgic about a concept like a little while ago?
Here is another fucking complaint: Too many vehicles.
There are some families in America who own entirely too many vehicles.
You see them on the highway in an RV but that's not enough for them.
The RV is not enough. Behind them they're towing a motorboat, go-cart, dune-buggy, dirt-bike, jet-ski, snowmobile, para-sail, hang-glider, windsurfing equipment, a hot air balloon, and a small two-man deep-sea diving-bell.
Doesn't anyone just take a fucking walk anymore? The only thing these people lack is a lunar
excursion module.
Too many choices America! Tt's not healthy.
Another abomination: White guys over ten years of age who wear their baseball hats backwards.
Okay, listen to me white guys. Let me tell you something. You're never going to be as cool as black guys. It's not going to happen...
You're white, and you're lame. It's a fucking law of nature. Turning your hat around and learning a
complicated handshake will not make you cool.
And you black guys, since you started the whole thing, I'm going to let you stay with the hats
a little bit longer, but i think really, once you qualify for social security it's time to spin that motherfucker
around to the front of you all right? yeah.
Another tip for all of you out there. For the men. The earring. The thing with the earrings.
It's over. it's been over for a long time. Doesn't mean anything anymore. It was supposed to
piss off the squares. The squares are wearing them now! Doesn't mean anything.
It's just fucking jewellery, unless you have an earring with a live baby hanging from it like me,
it's just jewelry.
And I want you to know i'm in favour of self-mutilation and personal disfigurement.
I've always said there's nothing like puncturing and perforating your skin in a dozen or so places
in order to demonstrate your high self-esteem.
When I see a young person decorating his scalp with a soldering iron I say:
There's a happy person, thinks highly of himself/herself.
And haven't we gone a little over-board with these coloured ribbons for different causes?
Every cause has it's own coloured ribbon now.
Red for aids. Blue for child-abuse. Pink for breast cancer. Green for the rain forest, purple for urban violence.
I got a brown one! You know what it means?
EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!
EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!
And what can we do to silence these christian athletes, who thank Jesus whenever they win, never mention his name when they lose, not a word. You never hear them say:
"jesus made me drop the ball or the good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage".
According to these people, Jesus is undefeated but meanwhile these assholes are in last place.
Must be another one of those "miracles".
And speaking of delusional people, what about a guy who hears a voice in his head which tells him to kill his entire family, so he does it.
Is this the only thing a voice in the head ever tells these people to do, is to kill others?
Doesn't a voice ever tell a guy:
"go take a shit on the salad bar at bloodlines!"
Doesn't a voice... doesn't a voice tell a guy to take out his dick on the merry-go-round once in a while?
Well some guys do take out their dicks on the merry-go-round, but usually it's their own idea.
Something else I can do without is: after-shave and cologne
and this disgusting shit that men put on their bodies.
Just what I need in the elevator, some guy standing next to me smells like a fucking pine tree.
I say go home and wash you smelly prick:
you smell like the urinal in a portuguese cat-house.
God-damn guys are stupid. Guys are really fucking dumb. They think they're going to get laid with this stuff you know. Oh yeah, they put it on at home thinking:
oh boy, oh boy, i'll get laid tonight. i'll get laid tonight.
You don't get laid with green shit that comes out of a bottle okay? The only smell that's going to help you get laid might be your own natural scent. You have pheromones. It's a secondary sex characteristic.
People in America, they're all nervous about sex. They want to cover it up and disguise it.
People in Asia, they know how to live. A guy gets in an elevator over there, he smells like a pile of dog shit, those people are sophisticated!
And I am getting pretty tired of these guys walking around in cowboy hats and cowboy boots.
You ever see these jack-offs? Can't we kill some of these motherfuckers?
Walking around in a fucking cowboy hat. Grown men. It's not even Halloween for christ-sakes.
I say "hey Tex grow up and get yourself a wardrobe consistent with the century you're living in".
Why do certain men feel the need to dress up as mythic figures? You don't see anyone walking around
in a pirate costume do you? When was the last guy you ran into who had on a viking outfit?
Make-believe cowboys... The closest they ever got to a cow, is when they stopped to take a piss at an arby's.
Camcorder and cellphone video devices
Here is technology gone bezerk. Everywhere you go now, there's some dick, some yo-yo, some putz,
with one of these and is going to record everything. Doesn't anyone in America just stop and look
at things anymore? Sort of take them in, maybe even remember them?
Is that such a strange notion? Does experience have to be documented, and brought home, and saved on the shelf? And do people really watch this shit? Are people's lives so bankrupt, they sit at home
looking at things they already did?
And these people are so intense you know. It's always some idiot savant, that won't let someone else
touch the cameras.
It's a highly technical skill. Look for a screen Push on a button. Big skill and they all think they're
Steven Spielberg.
Low-angles, zooms, pans and filters, and it's the same ugly three children in every god-damn shot.
All the George Lucas magic in Hollywood is not going to change the unfortunate genetic configuration
on the faces of these children. Keep these unfortunate youngsters out of public view.
Now, a lot of these cultural crimes i've been complaining about can be blamed on the millennials.
Something else i'm a little tired of hearing about, the millennial. Whiney, narcissistic, self-indulgent, self-entitled people,with a simple philosophy:
"gimme-it it's mine!"
"give-me-that it's mine!"
"give-me-i-want-it!"
These people were given everything. Everything was handed to them, and they took it all. Took it all.
and when it is time to grow up, move out and find a job and or make an effort to achieve something on personal merit, they don't like it.
They don't like it so they've turned self-righteous, and they want to make people to change everything for them and revolve around their imaginary world:
Demand safe spaces for everything, expect recognition for things they did not do, want to get paid for work not done, killed rock-n-roll and they sold that for garbage television commercials so they could buy and sell another smart gadget, be on instagram, stair-masters and soybean-futures.
"soybean-futures".
You know something? They're cold bloodless ignorant lazy people.
It's in their slogans. It's in their rhetoric.
"I want this, I want that",
"pay for my education",
"life is short, you do the work",
"address me with the respect I never earned".
"look at me i am beautiful on Instagram".
"come on, like me on social media".
These people went from to be given everything" to "complain about everything". They went from "i want this and that" to "whoever whines up more with the most toys wins".
and they went from ignorance to laziness and you know something?
And the worst of it is, the rest of us have to watch these ads and commercials everywhere for levi's loose-fitting jeans, and fat-ass docker pants, because these degenerate lazy-millennial-cocksuckers couldn't keep their hands off the fat food and the häagen-dazs while texting some other fat ass and their big fat asses have spread all over and they have to wear fat-ass docker pants.
Fuck these millennial's fuck them all and fuck everybody else now that I think about of it.
Well sometimes in life you have to generalise but there's one thing you might have noticed
I don't complain about: politicians
Politicians. everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck.
Well where do people think these politicians come from?
They don't fall out of the sky. They don't pass through a membrane from "another reality".
They come from American parents, and American families, American homes, American schools,
American churches, American businesses, and American universities and they're elected by American dumbass citizens.
This is the best Americans can do folks. This is what America has to offer. This is what makes America great again. It's what our system produces: garbage in. garbage out.
If you have selfish ignorant citizens... if you have selfish ignorant citizens, you're going to get
selfish ignorant leaders. And term-limits ain't going to do you any good. You're just going to wind up
with a brand new bunch of selfish, ignorant Americans.
So maybe... maybe... MAYBE, it's not the politicians who suck.
Maybe something else sucks around America like: "THE PUBLIC".
Yeah the public sucks. There's a nice campaign slogan for somebody:
"the public sucks, fuck hope".
Fuck hope. because if it's really just the fault of these politicians, then where are all the other bright people of conscience? Where are all the bright, honest, intelligent Americans ready to step in and save the nation and lead the way?
America does not have people like that in country. Everybody's at the mall scratching their asses, picking their noses, taking out credit cards out of a backpack and buying a pair of sneakers with lights in them or some other flashy shit.
So I have solved this little political dilemma for myself in a very simple way:
On election-day, I-STAY-HOME. I don't vote. Fuck 'em. FUCK THEM.
I don't vote for two reasons. Two reasons i don't vote:
First of all, it's meaningless. America was bought and sold and paid for a long time ago.
The shit they shuffle around every four years doesn't mean a fuckin' thing.
and secondly, I don't vote 'cause I believe if you vote, you have no right to complain.
People like to twist that around. I know, they say, they say:
"well if you don't vote you have no right to complain".
But where's the logic in that? If you vote, and you elect dishonest, incompetent people, and they get into office and screw everything up, well you are responsible for what they have done, YOU caused the problem, you voted them in, you have no right to complain.
I on the other hand, who did not vote, WHO DID NOT VOTE.
Who in fact did not even leave the house on election-day, am in no way responsible for what these
people have done, and have every RIGHT to complain as loud as I want, about the mess YOU created,
that I had nothing to do with. So I know that sometime later on there is going to be another one of those really swell presidential elections that you like so much.
You enjoy yourselves. It will be a lot of fun. I'm sure as soon as the election is over, the country will
"improve" immediately.
As for me, i'll be home on that day, doing essentially the same thing as you, the only difference is, when I get finished masturbating, i'm going to have a little something to show for it folks.
