Life vs Avatar

It seems that in my "visual" 5 days bloodlines "absence" some people thought i was gone ...

5 days in 6 months and i died ?

well... (*laughs*) it may surprise these humanoids, that some PEOPLE have a life beyond the avatar.

Imagine that huh ?!!? WOW ! a REAL LIFE happening !! No way !!!! serious !!??

... i know i know ... shame on me !!

What am i going to do now !?!? ... cartoon life will never be the same !! How i can live with myself ?

*scared*
/me is soooo scared now....

What ... if ... second life users find out about this ?!! ooooooooooooooooo my reputation is soooooo disgraced now !!!
I can almost hear Torley Linden saying : "aha ! I caught you off land !"
I must hide ! run, run ... run ... to the hills !

Well .... i guess i feel like Roger Rabbit when he got out of cartoon land too...

Bloodlines Uptight Asses

If there is one thing that comes with vampire royalty around second life bloodlines; it is called, uptightness.

Some people; well... most people (of course because they all seek self royal importance in cartoon land) are so uptight that if you stick a lump of coal up their ass, it will turn into a diamond in 3 minutes.

How do you guys think i got my diamond earring ? --> Shanny Sweetwater; your anal pressure, "rocked" my ears in 10 seconds.

The only hard moment was that i had to use a gas mask during the fusion and call the fire department to have it cleaned...

4 types of people at Second-life Bloodlines

I often say that there are 4 types of people at Second-life Bloodlines
and i have the following on my SL profile:

• 1: the almost decent
• 2: troublemakers
• 3: the noobs
• 4:

So recently i had someone messaging me with a couple simple lines that said.
"hey i am decent !"
(some girl i can't remember her name due to her relevance)

Well with honesty like this ... what else can we ask for

This of course gave me another one of my dark bulb ideas for a few seconds which was to add a fifth type of people that are around http://www.slbloodlines.com

• 5: The Dumb asses !

But all of a sudden i realized that i would probably be flooded with a massive amount of messages opening an indeterminable amount of IM windows full of ..."more honest people"