How to be a deep shit around Bloodlines

For 97% of the humanoids walking around second life bloodlines; to be a deep shit, is inherent to their real life , which they proudly exhibit in second life in order to achieve some self importance that they cannot gain outside in real world.

So they do whatever needs to be done to become "royalty" in cartoon land and expect special treatment for it.

For the rest of us, (those 3%) being a deep shit is something WE do try very very very hard to compete with.

Trust me ... i know ...

... i am sure you know that too ...


... is that ... Zeus Panthar under there ? ...does anyone have a shovel ? (i need to check)

*ummmm*

well.. what do you people want ? it's my first post here.

I feel "like a virgin, blogging by the very first time" except that i don't have a pussy like Madonna to be able to brag about ....

... maybe i will get a second-life female avatar to have sex with... and then; i can go "fuck myself"...

Frown Master - Origins

The following should be self explanatory about the reasons of my "eye brown raises" and "frowns" around the planet...

.... it started very early ... *ummm*...

The only thing missing back then; were the "cubans".... but then again...
i had nipples to bite on and a pair of warm soft pillows instead of a old wood chair...
..the options were better and cheaper and maybe i was less grumpier...

/me raises an eyebrow

*frowns*

...what 'r ya looking at ??

Life vs Avatar

It seems that in my "visual" 5 days bloodlines "absence" some people thought i was gone ...

5 days in 6 months and i died ?

well... (*laughs*) it may surprise these humanoids, that some PEOPLE have a life beyond the avatar.

Imagine that huh ?!!? WOW ! a REAL LIFE happening !! No way !!!! serious !!??

... i know i know ... shame on me !!

What am i going to do now !?!? ... cartoon life will never be the same !! How i can live with myself ?

*scared*
/me is soooo scared now....

What ... if ... second life users find out about this ?!! ooooooooooooooooo my reputation is soooooo disgraced now !!!
I can almost hear Torley Linden saying : "aha ! I caught you off land !"
I must hide ! run, run ... run ... to the hills !

Well .... i guess i feel like Roger Rabbit when he got out of cartoon land too...

Bloodlines Uptight Asses

If there is one thing that comes with vampire royalty around second life bloodlines; it is called, uptightness.

Some people; well... most people (of course because they all seek self royal importance in cartoon land) are so uptight that if you stick a lump of coal up their ass, it will turn into a diamond in 3 minutes.

How do you guys think i got my diamond earring ? --> Shanny Sweetwater; your anal pressure, "rocked" my ears in 10 seconds.

The only hard moment was that i had to use a gas mask during the fusion and call the fire department to have it cleaned...

4 types of people at Second-life Bloodlines

I often say that there are 4 types of people at Second-life Bloodlines
and i have the following on my SL profile:

• 1: the almost decent
• 2: troublemakers
• 3: the noobs
• 4:

So recently i had someone messaging me with a couple simple lines that said.
"hey i am decent !"
(some girl i can't remember her name due to her relevance)

Well with honesty like this ... what else can we ask for

This of course gave me another one of my dark bulb ideas for a few seconds which was to add a fifth type of people that are around http://www.slbloodlines.com

• 5: The Dumb asses !

But all of a sudden i realized that i would probably be flooded with a massive amount of messages opening an indeterminable amount of IM windows full of ..."more honest people"