Halloween vs SL Bloodlines

With halloween around the corner and the fact that those "clowns" around second life bloodlines never cease to amaze me with their outstanding remarkable out of this world creativity; a dilemma has risen from the one other of my dark bulb ideas which sparked a debate between me and Jeffrey.

And the question around is the following...

With halloween knocking at the door; if i decide to wear a costume, does this mean that the rest of them will be wearing suits and dresses ?

oh gorgeous !!

And check the lag makers bellow ...

Oh yah... the outstanding dumbass biotch (drakken nubalo) that needs to read the SL wiki to understand how how rezz and tcp/udp packets flow in the network, etc, etc...

memo: too much $lindens a pair of boobs and a powerful computer will not give you brains

... and these 3 need no introduction ... a smelly cat , a wild hairy dog and a dumb ass drama queen that wears skirts and found how to make "light" with a couple stones against each other ...



gotta love these ..."people", can't wait for halloween ...

(click the pics to maximize)

Nola Lysette: rudness vs chilvalry

...while i was sitting at bloodlines west this morning enjoying my usual cigar, i found myself in a middle of a moral and ethical dilemma as i was messaged by girl requesting me to insult her.
!!! * * * i thought to myself * * * !!!"what am i suppose to now ? if i insult her i am not being a gentleman, but if i don't, i am not honoring the request and therefore not being an gentlemen either"
(oooh! the world collapsed under my feet with nowhere to run. i had no choice...)
It was quite difficult for me to make a choice here (as you all must imagine)

[2009/11/01 6:44] Nola Lysette: I'm still waiting for an insult
[2009/11/01 6:45] Draconian Hax: you really want one ?
[2009/11/01 6:46] Nola Lysette: aren't u in the mood of shouting one out
[2009/11/01 6:48] Draconian Hax: not today ... you look too crappy to be worth an adjective . you had the avatar way better.
[2009/11/01 6:49] Nola Lysette: did it take u two minutes to come up with that lame line
[2009/11/01 6:49] Draconian Hax: no. it took me 5 minutes to bother reading what you wrote
[2009/11/01 6:50] Nola Lysette: I pity u hax
[2009/11/01 6:51] Draconian Hax: good. but do it it like Mr T . with an harsh voice to make me be scared
[2009/11/01 6:51] Nola Lysette: why r u doing this
[2009/11/01 6:52] Draconian Hax: because you asked me to do it when you IM me . didn't you ? didn't you say that you wanted an insult ?

(maybe she is into some self confusing BSDM mood or something)
[2009/11/01 6:52] Nola Lysette: you know exactly what i mean
[2009/11/01 6:53] Draconian Hax: i know exactly what you just wrote a few lines above.You asked and i gave.[2009/11/01 6:58] Nola Lysette: why the sudden change then
[2009/11/01 6:59] Draconian Hax: what change ?
[2009/11/01 7:27] Nola Lysette: I was waiting for u to grow up and snap out of it..but a dog will always be a dog, this LM is deleted and you will be muted for good
[2009/11/01 7:27] Draconian Hax: promises promises
[2009/11/01 7:28] Draconian Hax: what if i am a midget ?
[2009/11/01 7:28] Draconian Hax: how can i grow up ?

...i guess she muted me.. for the 10000th time that she message me ...

then she got me confused ... with:
Nola Lysette: why the sudden change then

and then she says:
Nola Lysette: I was waiting for u to grow up and snap out of it..but a dog will always be a dog

So... was there a change ?!?!?
If she was waiting for that; where was the change that she claimed to have happened ... but "she is waiting for"?
(girls .... they never make up their minds)

Maybe it's those bug eyes that she still haven't fixed which seem to see a dog here when i am holding a cat (Jeffery)

... look at these wide bug eyes...

from the moon they look like 2 earth craters in a pale ground surface...
(snap out of it ... halloween is over)

ps: Jeffrey felt insulted with that dog comment

Angaelic Braveheart

Well .. here goes a poem for ya doll
(only you know what it means)

Angelic braveheart is red
and my finger is still blue
and i am still enjoying
that whiff i got from you.

Winkle dinkle ;)

... as usual ....

... approved ...




*growls*

The red copy cat

The say that imitation is the best form of flattery but in the case i have to refuse it.

However this guy would sure be a great success in the middle of a Spanish bullfight arena.

How to be a deep shit around Bloodlines

For 97% of the humanoids walking around second life bloodlines; to be a deep shit, is inherent to their real life , which they proudly exhibit in second life in order to achieve some self importance that they cannot gain outside in real world.

So they do whatever needs to be done to become "royalty" in cartoon land and expect special treatment for it.

For the rest of us, (those 3%) being a deep shit is something WE do try very very very hard to compete with.

Trust me ... i know ...

... i am sure you know that too ...


... is that ... Zeus Panthar under there ? ...does anyone have a shovel ? (i need to check)

*ummmm*

well.. what do you people want ? it's my first post here.

I feel "like a virgin, blogging by the very first time" except that i don't have a pussy like Madonna to be able to brag about ....

... maybe i will get a second-life female avatar to have sex with... and then; i can go "fuck myself"...

Frown Master - Origins

The following should be self explanatory about the reasons of my "eye brown raises" and "frowns" around the planet...

.... it started very early ... *ummm*...

The only thing missing back then; were the "cubans".... but then again...
i had nipples to bite on and a pair of warm soft pillows instead of a old wood chair...
..the options were better and cheaper and maybe i was less grumpier...

/me raises an eyebrow

*frowns*

...what 'r ya looking at ??

Life vs Avatar

It seems that in my "visual" 5 days bloodlines "absence" some people thought i was gone ...

5 days in 6 months and i died ?

well... (*laughs*) it may surprise these humanoids, that some PEOPLE have a life beyond the avatar.

Imagine that huh ?!!? WOW ! a REAL LIFE happening !! No way !!!! serious !!??

... i know i know ... shame on me !!

What am i going to do now !?!? ... cartoon life will never be the same !! How i can live with myself ?

*scared*
/me is soooo scared now....

What ... if ... second life users find out about this ?!! ooooooooooooooooo my reputation is soooooo disgraced now !!!
I can almost hear Torley Linden saying : "aha ! I caught you off land !"
I must hide ! run, run ... run ... to the hills !

Well .... i guess i feel like Roger Rabbit when he got out of cartoon land too...

Bloodlines Uptight Asses

If there is one thing that comes with vampire royalty around second life bloodlines; it is called, uptightness.

Some people; well... most people (of course because they all seek self royal importance in cartoon land) are so uptight that if you stick a lump of coal up their ass, it will turn into a diamond in 3 minutes.

How do you guys think i got my diamond earring ? --> Shanny Sweetwater; your anal pressure, "rocked" my ears in 10 seconds.

The only hard moment was that i had to use a gas mask during the fusion and call the fire department to have it cleaned...

4 types of people at Second-life Bloodlines

I often say that there are 4 types of people at Second-life Bloodlines
and i have the following on my SL profile:

• 1: the almost decent
• 2: troublemakers
• 3: the noobs
• 4:

So recently i had someone messaging me with a couple simple lines that said.
"hey i am decent !"
(some girl i can't remember her name due to her relevance)

Well with honesty like this ... what else can we ask for

This of course gave me another one of my dark bulb ideas for a few seconds which was to add a fifth type of people that are around http://www.slbloodlines.com

• 5: The Dumb asses !

But all of a sudden i realized that i would probably be flooded with a massive amount of messages opening an indeterminable amount of IM windows full of ..."more honest people"