Difficult times do often require exceptional counter measures to be applied in order to keep the equation balanced when not even all the bullshit, chasing, harassment, lies, deceiving , cheating, scamming and ... (and if i don't stop now i will never finish this post ... ) so on; have stopped working to bring more uninformed second-life noobs in mass quantities to bloodlines and their vampire clans which, has sparkled some sadness around dumbass bloodlines self important royalty people and less weight in the pockets of a certain group of people.
So in order to balance the situation and minimize the crying around to prevent river floods of crocodile tears i decided to supply a brand new line of vampire sucker products.
So in order to balance the situation and minimize the crying around to prevent river floods of crocodile tears i decided to supply a brand new line of vampire sucker products.
Behold ! Bullshitter cork !
Starting by our base model
The apple sucker
The apple suck was made specially for wannabe real suckers and should be applied before the victim is even turned and while in the process of being manipulated with all those nice promises of sex, (guys) fame (girls) but no rock and roll (that's only for me).
The noob cork
The noob cork was introduced, to help rest of the clan more; than to satisfy the noob victim with his/hers new debt to slbloodlines and the clan but at the same time; giving the noob a false sense some importance among the rest (explained by the design).
It's primary function is to keep the noob shut up about all sorts of nosy questions he/she asks because you don't want the noob to know all the secrets about the clan methods like where to harrass secondlife players or how to scam people for lindens to be used later with clan's ALTs and that he/she just got himself/herself into something that sounded different when it was heard the first time.
(this has been one of the most successful sale products)
The tooth breaker
The tooth breaker was recently introduced with middle class vampire royalty in mind.
Built with steel and covered with vinagre & chrome and applied by royalty to anyone that was able to deceive 10 to 25 souls and is now wondering why the hell there are not many more around to voluntarily join the "hood". It's around this stage that higher bloodlines ranks apply the tooth breaker in order to see if the dumbass has what it takes to pimp his ride all the way up fast.
This product is recommended to be used with the following verbal encouragement.
"suck it down !"
The ALT-Pimper
Pimping your ride all the way to the top never had so much style as now while you bite something else other than the ATLs (fake accounts) you keep making to achieve King/Queen status while noobs are getting smarter and better informed about the game you play.
Inspired by Flavor Flav public enemy (like yourself) dental appliances; this product has extreme success in keeping your whining quiet while your ALTs keep growing.
The Kings Log
What ?? You've cheated everyone around to get to king, pimped your clan full of alts to increase your soul numbers and to have a few extra accounts to scam other people for lindens for you to use in your next ALT turns. You taught others to do the same and made noobs give lindens to their new bite victims (in many cases your own alts to scam your own noob downline members) you lied, deceived and cheated even on your queen and "friends" and you are still whining about souls ???
"shove it down & shut the fuck up"
The S-S 8000
The Shanny Sweetwater 8000 was specifically custom designed for someone with extreme ass up-tightness (side effect of high ranking) and while is often sold out; new orders are always made due to the high demand by these nice and fine wholesome group of folks.
The sole purpose of it's unusual shape is explained by the combination stereotype of "2/in/1" with the outcome of "one way or another".
For ultra-up-tightness, extra products might be needed
The apple sucker
The apple suck was made specially for wannabe real suckers and should be applied before the victim is even turned and while in the process of being manipulated with all those nice promises of sex, (guys) fame (girls) but no rock and roll (that's only for me).The noob cork
The noob cork was introduced, to help rest of the clan more; than to satisfy the noob victim with his/hers new debt to slbloodlines and the clan but at the same time; giving the noob a false sense some importance among the rest (explained by the design).It's primary function is to keep the noob shut up about all sorts of nosy questions he/she asks because you don't want the noob to know all the secrets about the clan methods like where to harrass secondlife players or how to scam people for lindens to be used later with clan's ALTs and that he/she just got himself/herself into something that sounded different when it was heard the first time.
(this has been one of the most successful sale products)
The tooth breaker
The tooth breaker was recently introduced with middle class vampire royalty in mind.Built with steel and covered with vinagre & chrome and applied by royalty to anyone that was able to deceive 10 to 25 souls and is now wondering why the hell there are not many more around to voluntarily join the "hood". It's around this stage that higher bloodlines ranks apply the tooth breaker in order to see if the dumbass has what it takes to pimp his ride all the way up fast.
This product is recommended to be used with the following verbal encouragement.
"suck it down !"
The ALT-Pimper
Pimping your ride all the way to the top never had so much style as now while you bite something else other than the ATLs (fake accounts) you keep making to achieve King/Queen status while noobs are getting smarter and better informed about the game you play.Inspired by Flavor Flav public enemy (like yourself) dental appliances; this product has extreme success in keeping your whining quiet while your ALTs keep growing.
The Kings Log
What ?? You've cheated everyone around to get to king, pimped your clan full of alts to increase your soul numbers and to have a few extra accounts to scam other people for lindens for you to use in your next ALT turns. You taught others to do the same and made noobs give lindens to their new bite victims (in many cases your own alts to scam your own noob downline members) you lied, deceived and cheated even on your queen and "friends" and you are still whining about souls ???"shove it down & shut the fuck up"
The S-S 8000
The Shanny Sweetwater 8000 was specifically custom designed for someone with extreme ass up-tightness (side effect of high ranking) and while is often sold out; new orders are always made due to the high demand by these nice and fine wholesome group of folks.The sole purpose of it's unusual shape is explained by the combination stereotype of "2/in/1" with the outcome of "one way or another".
For ultra-up-tightness, extra products might be needed
This is hilariously true...I want about 5 of each please! I am becoming convinced!
ReplyDeleteYou're like the shamwow guy of Bloodlines haters. Just don't let the stripper bite your tongue off, cause its silver.