Have yourself Krampus shit christmas

Tonight I will punish you all 

I will come for you

Everybody wants to be good at Christmas

I'm on my way
Naughty children be afraid
One at a time
I'll take you all away

Nana, Nana, Nana

Ringing bells all around welcome Christmas time
Every kid in this town cannot sleep at night
But I have been so bad
Santa will not bring me gifts and
Krampus might come
What is this noise in the backyard?

Watch out
The Animal
Coming to get all the children
Faster
You've got to hide
Can't run away from the darkness

Everybody wants to be good at Christmas
Cause nobody wants to be dragged by the Krampus
Everybody better be good at Christmas
Nana, Nana, Nana, Nana
Naughty Christmas

Satyr with chains
Rowdy children be afraid
One at a time
I'll take you all away

Nana, Nana, Nana

He's inside in the house
Looking for my room
Someone drank the… 

 

 

Rising from the dead one more time

 ... yes, it is true, I died again. This time I died from covid19 which was not very sporty and radical.

 

and yes it is true that 3 days later I left the hole and got back to the world of the living. Pretty old story, aren't you familiar with it? What's the surprise all about? Is it because I did not wait for Easter to show up and messed up the tale? 

 So, where have I been?

(if the above picture is not clear to you maybe bellow it gets clarified)

According to the internet, when I typed HELL, it pointed to New Zealand. 

What's interesting is that  I was not even cold, and some people were already going ahead with some stuff *frowns*.

Oh yes I known what you have done and basically costs you an additional $15 linden

*crosses arms and stares*

... and that undertaker guy, talks too much

 

 

 

 

 

Second life bloodlines vampire mind reading

It is easy, feel free to use this template...

https://slbloodlines.com/members/608531

Didn't you get the memo?

From every man on secondlife to every woman on secondlife

I would give you the stars in the sky
But they're too far away
If you were a hooker, you'd know
I'd be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy
I'd be suddenly gay

'Cause my heart belongs to you
My love is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

You're the only girl that I like to screw
When I'm not on the road
When I come home, my dinner's made
And the front lawn is mowed
I'll kiss your mouth
Even after you swallow my load

'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do, for you
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

I wanna make it clear
So you retain it
My dick's a free spirit
And you can't restrain it
No, you just can't chain it down

I love you so much it hurts
From my head to my feet
I think of you and I can't
Help but fondle my meat
I see your face every time
That I go out and cheat

'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do
My heart belongs to you
But my dong is community property
Yeah, yeah, yeah

IQ Points VI: chemical unbalance and 2 cents fee for an opinion

... while polishing a secondlife bloodlines wooden chair with my ass, being an ass to asses like asses around asses, assing at bloodlines around asses being asses to asses like my ass which shits on everyone else for being an ass, due to being an ass to asses that are asses, which deserve to be treated like asses... 

(are you still following or went looking for a map to the sentence?)

anyway, a female specimen of biped human like shape asks for ... brian?

Who is Brian? Is Brian gay?
If Brian is gay, shouldn't he have a Johnson in his mouth or has Johnson gone into the witness relocation program and changed his name to Brian?

Maybe... Brian was eaten? By who? OMSelf! What do I do now?!?!?!?

Call the pentagon? Phone the FBI? Complain to Edward Snowden? Ask Vladimir Putin to wack someone and get Brian back to be a Johnson  or let Johnson identify himself as Brian for political correctness.

Overall I could go to a waffle house and pick my nose while waiting outside in the line for the bathroom observing 2 junior raccoons trying to sodomize each other behind the garbage bin.

At this moment I was completely ... not giving a shit. So I scratched my ass and rubbed my fingers in under Lustfullintentions nose.

It appears that an epidemic of... Brians disease?... took secondlife bloodlines players brains and placed them in their mouths.

Brian's symptoms are...

• vomiting
• diarrhea
• abdominal cramping

That would definitively explain the expert conclusions about bloody diarrhea that comes out bloodlines players mouths such as testosterone being a stupid chemical in the mind of a female male hater.

Anyone knows who is her Brian?

If you don't have 2 cents, you cannot afford the fee to an opinion.

and what is it that we have here...

*mmmm*

... now that I think of it, testosterone does increase hair growth... as well as age. Is this what makes testosterone stupid?

ahhhh... much better.
Good to see that I was artful with my fingers.

...strangely familiar tho...

Better to be pissed off

...than to be pissed on

if it is worth to do.. then it should be done right

a golden shower may not be a gold medal ... but at least gives you first place in front of my penis. Now you can feel like a champ ...

*me frowns*