Dear all, take a hike and go with santa clauz

Do him some company

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Draconian Hax: Real life 2

Can you handle it ?

... and the rest of you fat deepshits cannot suck me
 since I keep my penis cholesterol free ...

The sheep, the IrishLionHeart cowboy and the pig

In a surreal  anal ogy indirectly related to sex from a great western classic from the man smoking the cigar, i bring you the bloodlines version right now known as the The sheep, the IrishLionHeart cowboy and the pig.

(With this music in the background)

As the night arrived, a strange dark humus presence walks towards the house. It appears to be an old man beaten down by time and age carrying a sheep under his left arm.
He enters his home and goes directly to his bedroom where he finds his wife in bed. (alone- who the hell wants scrap yard)
With a disgusted and unsatisfying look on his eyes he glares at her and with a crude tone in is voice he says :

IrishLionHeart: This is the pig i am fucking!

The woman lightly turns to have a better look at him and with astonishment she replies:

Woman: That is not a pig; you dumbass.
IrishLionHeart: shut up ... i was not talking to you.

... you see in this world there are 2 kinds of people "my friend"...

 those who smoke a cigar and those who suck dick... 

you suck ... 

stay out of other peoples affairs or you will upgrade from ugly to bad

...next time; better manners at my table or there will be a ..."next time"...

ps: make sure you live today to the fullest

The Wheel of misFortune

.. and now for a thousand insults starting by the letter F choose your name and leave it in the comment section bellow ...

... and just for fun there are two names that are the same person.

just to make sure that person has more chances to get what is deserved and due.

Draconian Hax: Real life 1

Given the amount of IM flood inquiry about my magnificent well missed, worshipped adored presence at my usual bloodlines office... i will answer here about where i have been, am, and will be for a while more trying to escape milfs, cougars and rebounded teens... while the outstanding majority of athletic, muscular and well shaped RL bloodlines players drown themselves in bacon, cheese, sodium, cholesterol, carbohydrates, sugar, salt, shit and so on. (try cyanide too)

... so many babes ... not enough condoms ...

Because picture is worth a thousand words

... and it takes two to tango

IQ points III: Existential crises of confused minds

Ever wondered about those harassing dumbass deepshits that act just the same way as their liege acted which in turn act like the one that bit the liege acted, which also behaved like the former one who brought them to the clan and so on; going all the way up through the bloodline duplicating the game franchise as well as duplication the same harassment and stupidity with percentual increments of "i am here to prove that i am more of a shitty rat than the previous one and want to be recognized for it" doing anything for a soul but without knowing why they are mindless soldiers  with a plunger shooved up their asses ?

I have not seen this kind of harassment since Blood Warriors clan once with over 4000 members lead by Shanny Sweetwater and p2472 Sideshow.
(shitty old times no ? maybe they should have use the plunger for it's intended purpose.)

...moving on...

Someone who does not EVEN know who she is

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Another outstanding clan with extremely wholesome remarkable "bipeds" 

Shit always comes down the pipe but the smell always stays up there like a cloud of pig methane used as eau de toilette

 ... by  the way ... IT WAS HER

When SL/BL jumps to RL

... around some clan...

 

wouldn't you like to know who she is on bloodlines ...

*winks*

 ... and she is a LAWYER... (who would have guessed)

 

It has been found

... after almost a life time and 2 and a half decades plus 23 or 25 seconds (give or take); just like a finding an oasis in the desert after personifying thirst; i  may have found the excalibur of bloodlines and the one and only truly un-uptight bloodlines ass ... literally ...


Behold ! the opposite of bloodlines uptightness Shanny Sweetwater ... (the price to pay for lesbianism ...since nothing gets shoved up there.... )

[2011/01/28 8:53]  Draconian Hax: bean ... ?

[2011/01/28 8:54]  Pantera Belwraith: uh huh... loooong story

[2011/01/28 8:54]  Pantera Belwraith: one that you would appreciate

[2011/01/28 8:54]  Draconian Hax: go on ..

[2011/01/28 8:55]  Pantera Belwraith: how open minded are you?

[2011/01/28 8:55]  Draconian Hax: very

[2011/01/28 8:55]  Pantera Belwraith: so... i was having voice sex with my last partner

[2011/01/28 8:55]  Draconian Hax: realistic or faked ?

[2011/01/28 8:55]  Pantera Belwraith: oh.. it was real

[2011/01/28 8:56]  Draconian Hax: ok

[2011/01/28 8:56]  Pantera Belwraith: and i was using a butt plug

[2011/01/28 8:56]  Pantera Belwraith: so when we finished i pulled it out and something popped out of my ass and landed in my hand... and the only thing i could think was that i had just shit in my hand...

[2011/01/28 8:56]  Pantera Belwraith: well...

[2011/01/28 8:56]  Draconian Hax laughs

[2011/01/28 8:57]  Pantera Belwraith: i slowly look down, and i had shit a jelly bean

[2011/01/28 8:57]  Pantera Belwraith: apparently...

[2011/01/28 8:57]  Draconian Hax laughs !

[2011/01/28 8:57]  Pantera Belwraith: my son had been eating jelly beans in bed and before i shoved the butt plug up me ass, one had stuck to the head of it

[2011/01/28 8:58]  Draconian Hax: fucking lol

[2011/01/28 8:58]  Pantera Belwraith: now my clan has a group called Pantera's Bean

[2011/01/28 8:58]  Draconian Hax laughs

[2011/01/28 8:58]  Pantera Belwraith: and one of our minions is starting a church to worship the bean

[2011/01/28 8:59]  Draconian Hax: well.. fore sure i see you are not one of those  uptight asses around bloodlines ( i mean in a figure of speech )

[2011/01/28 8:59]  Pantera Belwraith: LOL

[2011/01/28 8:59]  Draconian Hax: so they know the story ?

[2011/01/28 8:59]  Pantera Belwraith: are you kidding.. like i could keep THAT ONE to myself

[2011/01/28 8:59]  Pantera Belwraith: that story is one to be shared with the masses

[2011/01/28 9:00]  Draconian Hax: well... it seems you did not KEEP it to yourself as it popped out

[2011/01/28 9:00]  Pantera Belwraith: LMFAO

i'll be damned if i was religious and believed in something BIGGER than myself, if i would not be there in that church 24/7/355 plus that extra day sometimes...

IQ Points II: The stuff i know

I was never a fan of "simple minds" performing at slbloodlines...

but the time warp from 7:39 to 7:46 for intellectual flatliners is priceless

Upcoming huge Bloodlines Success

 oh yah ... i can just see it! Him doing  "Ham+let" with bloodlines rotten eggs and saying:

"To be ... or not to see that with fear of your threat in the pants lies my pee"

Picky guy huh ...

.... trying to win the oscars ....

no need to hope for ... just wait.