Demi Galaxy - Looking for a crooked banana penis shape ?

Well.. girls ... if you are ... you found your man.

Now here is a guy that uses his ... a... sausage as a presentation card to the females he sends his picture.

... after this you don't need to take the risk of asking who he is.

however i do wonder if he uses his ass as the business card ...

Demi Galaxy aka Demitrieus Blackcinder

Brand New Line of Bloodlines Vampire Products

Introducing a brand new line of second-life bloodlines vampire products available at north side.

Difficult times do often require exceptional counter measures to be applied in order to keep the equation balanced when not even all the bullshit, chasing, harassment, lies, deceiving , cheating, scamming and ... (and if i don't stop now i will never finish this post ... ) so on; have stopped working to bring more uninformed second-life noobs in mass quantities to bloodlines and their vampire clans which, has sparkled some sadness around dumbass bloodlines self important royalty people and less weight in the pockets of a certain group of people.

So in order to balance the situation and minimize the crying around to prevent river floods of crocodile tears i decided to supply a brand new line of vampire sucker products.

Behold ! Bullshitter cork !

Starting by our base model


The apple sucker

The apple suck was made specially for wannabe real suckers and should be applied before the victim is even turned and while in the process of being manipulated with all those nice promises of sex, (guys) fame (girls) but no rock and roll (that's only for me).

The noob cork
The noob cork was introduced, to help rest of the clan more; than to satisfy the noob victim with his/hers new debt to slbloodlines and the clan but at the same time; giving the noob a false sense some importance among the rest (explained by the design).
It's primary function is to keep the noob shut up about all sorts of nosy questions he/she asks because you don't want the noob to know all the secrets about the clan methods like where to harrass secondlife players or how to scam people for lindens to be used later with clan's ALTs and that he/she just got himself/herself into something that sounded different when it was heard the first time.
(this has been one of the most successful sale products)

The tooth breaker
The tooth breaker was recently introduced with middle class vampire royalty in mind.
Built with steel and covered with vinagre & chrome and applied by royalty to anyone that was able to deceive 10 to 25 souls and is now wondering why the hell there are not many more around to voluntarily join the "hood". It's around this stage that higher bloodlines ranks apply the tooth breaker in order to see if the dumbass has what it takes to pimp his ride all the way up fast.
This product is recommended to be used with the following verbal encouragement.
"suck it down !"

The ALT-Pimper

Pimping your ride all the way to the top never had so much style as now while you bite something else other than the ATLs (fake accounts) you keep making to achieve King/Queen status while noobs are getting smarter and better informed about the game you play.
Inspired by Flavor Flav public enemy (like yourself) dental appliances; this product has extreme success in keeping your whining quiet while your ALTs keep growing.

The Kings Log
What ?? You've cheated everyone around to get to king, pimped your clan full of alts to increase your soul numbers and to have a few extra accounts to scam other people for lindens for you to use in your next ALT turns. You taught others to do the same and made noobs give lindens to their new bite victims (in many cases your own alts to scam your own noob downline members) you lied, deceived and cheated even on your queen and "friends" and you are still whining about souls ???
"shove it down & shut the fuck up"

The S-S 8000

The Shanny Sweetwater 8000 was specifically custom designed for someone with extreme ass up-tightness (side effect of high ranking) and while is often sold out; new orders are always made due to the high demand by these nice and fine wholesome group of folks.

The sole purpose of it's unusual shape is explained by the combination stereotype of "2/in/1" with the outcome of "one way or another".

For ultra-up-tightness, extra products might be needed

Pussy Rejection

One of many of those so self called "Ladies" around bloodlines. Here is a short sample.

(click to maximize)

it even rhymes ...

Damn ... now everyone knows i am not gay. Disappointment sucks huh ?

*tisk* *tisk*

Secondlife Bloodlines "Vampires"

... in the hungry quest for self importance and some sort of social recognition motivated by a complete lack of real life society standards and social usefulness this is what they are ...

The Rat Pack Clan


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Vampire Waste

uneducated, unemployed, drug addicts, broken families, cheaters, thieves, criminals, losers, emotional wrecks, welfare leeches, dirty sleazy scum bags & overweight lazy couch potatoes

garbage in..... garbage out ...

all rats

The real dumbasses behind the dumbasses

The following is dedicated to those real life vampires on fake second life

For those who have been around slbloodlines for a while... at some point we all meet those real life vampires. (yah the real dumbass behind the dumbass)

Yes ... those real life dumbasses that gather in a "sophisticated" superstitious gangs because old style gangsta groups... don't shine anymore as normal people don't give a crap about their self announced bully importance and a gun around the panties.



So ... from time to time i might be snoozing enough to think that it might be worth try to teach this percentage of humanoid samples something useful; such as.... "education in some matters"

WAIT !!!! don't close the page because i used that big word ...

It is a video ... yes, yes... a V I D E O ... ( gugu da da, come do daddy ... ) yes ... here.. here... hold the pacifier.... has some sugar ..
..... see... nothing to read ... just to see in a screen ... with things moving... just like cartoons..just like cartoons ...

Now... the second thing about it is ...

(/me types this ...knowing that after it ... 99% of the bloodlines readers of this blog will ... vanish as if a truck full of garlic had just arrived or the sun raised an eyebrow to them )

... the video is a D O C U M E N T A R Y. (what does it mean ?? will you survive it) ?

(try the brick and see)

So here goes a general memo for those mentally challenged people that go on second life bloodlines with an uptight ass and some sand paper as toilette paper.

GET EDUCATED (crap there goes that word again) about the scientific facts about "drinking real blood" as well as the historic facts about "vampires".

Read something useful other than gossip chat logs (aww... the world just collapsed for you now) use an !!!encyclopedia!!! (garlic book for you) , google or something... buy a book ... (a real book by the way)

Just because Hollywood makes it look so cool today, it is only real in your mind. This ... is just a game.

Video information

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2666806

Video

http://www.guba.com/watch/3000093683

Memo to (someone in particular) (one of many alike):

Worshiping Elizabeth Báthory who was big killer in history and bathing in the blood of women in order to try retain her youth; does make you deep shits look very, very respectable.

/me bends the corners of the lips down while frowning so hard that an earthquake just stopped and froze

My SkyDiving Death

After my skydiving accident that wasn't an accident (reported here) and was intended to be suicide; which left you all "bloodliners" happy for my "non visible presence"; everything was fine.... (except for Racheal Wilkinson who seemed to miss me so much didn't accept the facts, (well i guess for once you got one thing right in that head of not so bright).

i guess "skydiving is clearly not for me" since i didn't succeed

Oh yes i know ... i always know... and i am always everywhere. Just like god; except sometimes i can be seen.

So i decided to resurrect for all you people.... after 40 days.... or something like that; (3 days doesn't cut it well for me. Lets face it; 3 days in paradise only ? The other guy that "can't be seen" has no style.

So yah you dumb bloodlines uptight asses; shit is back in the fan and the fan is turned your way ;)

/me picks up the cleanup broom

Enjoy a load of this for all of you tonight

In this special night, here it goes for you...

In case you did not get the memo above, enjoy the one bellow

Age verification hits secondlife bloodlines

Ever questioned yourself why is it for ? Truly for ?

oh... awesome.

Who comes up with these ideas in the first place and how does age verification can apply online and in specific to this virtual world and little corner of dumbass  thirsty flying rodents for erythrocytes ,neutrophil eosinophil lymphocyte virtual bodily fluid.

In a planet where in some countries you can drive at the age of 14 and others you can be sent do death penalty at legally 16 ( and illegally way before) on secondlife you can only be around if you are 18. (USA citizens can sign-up on SL but cannot drink there. Lets not forget that)

Age Requirements for Second Life.

By accepting this Agreement in connection with an Account (other than for Teen Second Life), you represent that you are at least 18 years of age, or the legal age of majority where you reside if that jurisdiction has an older age of majority, and you have the legal authority to enter into this Agreement.

Ever visited a country where you can legally drink alcohol at 16 ? But you cannot have a cartoon on secondlife because it might see some cartoon boobs around or some BBC wild life sex scenes performed by cartoons played some real life primates behind the screen ?

But lets cut the crap here and get straight to the point. In a outstanding "democratic" country (USA) where death penalty in 14 states can be applied at 16 years of age and in the 1980's case of Thompson v. Oklahoma (487 U.S. 815) sent a 15 year old to death WE NEED age verification to be rough and tough on secondlife and in particular around second life bloodlines. YES oh yes we do... specially if you are a female because Rocco Sigfried or Ron Jeremy may sneak behind you any time and no one one wants to think you were rapped.

And why not ? (laughs... evil ones), being me a notorious advocate of draconian laws i can only rip my

face harder with a bigger smile as more work and personal accomplishment this means. After all what's the problem with age qualifying permit for death around the bloodlines vampire game ?

Lets face it, if you go to secondlife bloodlines, you are going to die (your cartoon of course, mentally you are already fucked); then you just walk around other puppets like you behaving like the inside of am empty refrigerator who voluntarily harass and try to replace the need of

air conditioning to everyone else on secondlife that like to enjoy the sun and garlic sauce with their pizzas or chicken wings.

Age Requirements for Teen Second Life

" ...you are at least 13 years of age and less than 18 years of age..."

Again; why not !? Seriously. If it's good for juvenile detention for 3 years and then death row waiting until 16. Whats the problem with the cartoon world and getting scammed on bloodlines for a few lindens converted from a few dollars stolen from moom and dads wallet or collected from welfare. Can't be for explicit cartoon sex for sure when cable/satellite tv is locked down with chains to prevent younglings and compulsive marturbators to click the button.

And that leads us to:

"...your parent or legal guardian has read and accepted this Agreement on your behalf..."

I can just see this one.

Teen (with Texas red neck accent)           

Moom (from some under Mississippi muddy rock)

Teen: Yo ma' ... i gotta go to bluudlines 

Moom: Bluudliiiiines ???

Teen: yah ma'... better than gettin' juv' detention for neighbaarhuuuud property damage.

Moom: son i ain't  givin' ya any money for that.

Teen: 'll just use my exquisite social engineering capabilities to scam there, like everyone else ma'.

Moom: ohhhh kids these days .... what are you gonna du with 'em...

...well.. how about:

"...If you are under 13 years of age, then please do not use Teen Second Life..."

Of course NOT ! 8 year olds make jihad terrorists shit their pants. We don't want them around the bloodlines vampire game annihilating scamming competitions. No nO N-O. I strongly oppose to that. I have limits for babysitting age. (even tho they all ignore that line).

 

So what is really age verification needed ? 

Wait until your secondlife account reaches 18 years of age, and by then if you still have to provide

your real life identification; you know if it is for moral and legal excuses or for personal profiling, identity theft, data mining, privacy intrusion, social engineering, fraud and who buys and sells that information and for what purpose.

Now; is none of this makes sense to you; then you are in the good path to achieve royalty (king/queen) in the bloodlines vampire world.

Signed:

Draconian Hax aka Frown Master truly loved and worshiped around the grid like banana grape flavor dingleberries.

PS: damn.. ain't i awesome ma'

Halloween vs SL Bloodlines

With halloween around the corner and the fact that those "clowns" around second life bloodlines never cease to amaze me with their outstanding remarkable out of this world creativity; a dilemma has risen from the one other of my dark bulb ideas which sparked a debate between me and Jeffrey.

And the question around is the following...

With halloween knocking at the door; if i decide to wear a costume, does this mean that the rest of them will be wearing suits and dresses ?

oh gorgeous !!

And check the lag makers bellow ...

Oh yah... the outstanding dumbass biotch (drakken nubalo) that needs to read the SL wiki to understand how how rezz and tcp/udp packets flow in the network, etc, etc...

memo: too much $lindens a pair of boobs and a powerful computer will not give you brains

... and these 3 need no introduction ... a smelly cat , a wild hairy dog and a dumb ass drama queen that wears skirts and found how to make "light" with a couple stones against each other ...



gotta love these ..."people", can't wait for halloween ...

(click the pics to maximize)

Nola Lysette: rudness vs chilvalry

...while i was sitting at bloodlines west this morning enjoying my usual cigar, i found myself in a middle of a moral and ethical dilemma as i was messaged by girl requesting me to insult her.
!!! * * * i thought to myself * * * !!!"what am i suppose to now ? if i insult her i am not being a gentleman, but if i don't, i am not honoring the request and therefore not being an gentlemen either"
(oooh! the world collapsed under my feet with nowhere to run. i had no choice...)
It was quite difficult for me to make a choice here (as you all must imagine)

[2009/11/01 6:44] Nola Lysette: I'm still waiting for an insult
[2009/11/01 6:45] Draconian Hax: you really want one ?
[2009/11/01 6:46] Nola Lysette: aren't u in the mood of shouting one out
[2009/11/01 6:48] Draconian Hax: not today ... you look too crappy to be worth an adjective . you had the avatar way better.
[2009/11/01 6:49] Nola Lysette: did it take u two minutes to come up with that lame line
[2009/11/01 6:49] Draconian Hax: no. it took me 5 minutes to bother reading what you wrote
[2009/11/01 6:50] Nola Lysette: I pity u hax
[2009/11/01 6:51] Draconian Hax: good. but do it it like Mr T . with an harsh voice to make me be scared
[2009/11/01 6:51] Nola Lysette: why r u doing this
[2009/11/01 6:52] Draconian Hax: because you asked me to do it when you IM me . didn't you ? didn't you say that you wanted an insult ?

(maybe she is into some self confusing BSDM mood or something)
[2009/11/01 6:52] Nola Lysette: you know exactly what i mean
[2009/11/01 6:53] Draconian Hax: i know exactly what you just wrote a few lines above.You asked and i gave.[2009/11/01 6:58] Nola Lysette: why the sudden change then
[2009/11/01 6:59] Draconian Hax: what change ?
[2009/11/01 7:27] Nola Lysette: I was waiting for u to grow up and snap out of it..but a dog will always be a dog, this LM is deleted and you will be muted for good
[2009/11/01 7:27] Draconian Hax: promises promises
[2009/11/01 7:28] Draconian Hax: what if i am a midget ?
[2009/11/01 7:28] Draconian Hax: how can i grow up ?

...i guess she muted me.. for the 10000th time that she message me ...

then she got me confused ... with:
Nola Lysette: why the sudden change then

and then she says:
Nola Lysette: I was waiting for u to grow up and snap out of it..but a dog will always be a dog

So... was there a change ?!?!?
If she was waiting for that; where was the change that she claimed to have happened ... but "she is waiting for"?
(girls .... they never make up their minds)

Maybe it's those bug eyes that she still haven't fixed which seem to see a dog here when i am holding a cat (Jeffery)

... look at these wide bug eyes...

from the moon they look like 2 earth craters in a pale ground surface...
(snap out of it ... halloween is over)

ps: Jeffrey felt insulted with that dog comment

Angaelic Braveheart

Well .. here goes a poem for ya doll
(only you know what it means)

Angelic braveheart is red
and my finger is still blue
and i am still enjoying
that whiff i got from you.

Winkle dinkle ;)

... as usual ....

... approved ...




*growls*

The red copy cat

The say that imitation is the best form of flattery but in the case i have to refuse it.

However this guy would sure be a great success in the middle of a Spanish bullfight arena.

How to be a deep shit around Bloodlines

For 97% of the humanoids walking around second life bloodlines; to be a deep shit, is inherent to their real life , which they proudly exhibit in second life in order to achieve some self importance that they cannot gain outside in real world.

So they do whatever needs to be done to become "royalty" in cartoon land and expect special treatment for it.

For the rest of us, (those 3%) being a deep shit is something WE do try very very very hard to compete with.

Trust me ... i know ...

... i am sure you know that too ...


... is that ... Zeus Panthar under there ? ...does anyone have a shovel ? (i need to check)

*ummmm*

well.. what do you people want ? it's my first post here.

I feel "like a virgin, blogging by the very first time" except that i don't have a pussy like Madonna to be able to brag about ....

... maybe i will get a second-life female avatar to have sex with... and then; i can go "fuck myself"...

Frown Master - Origins

The following should be self explanatory about the reasons of my "eye brown raises" and "frowns" around the planet...

.... it started very early ... *ummm*...

The only thing missing back then; were the "cubans".... but then again...
i had nipples to bite on and a pair of warm soft pillows instead of a old wood chair...
..the options were better and cheaper and maybe i was less grumpier...

/me raises an eyebrow

*frowns*

...what 'r ya looking at ??

Life vs Avatar

It seems that in my "visual" 5 days bloodlines "absence" some people thought i was gone ...

5 days in 6 months and i died ?

well... (*laughs*) it may surprise these humanoids, that some PEOPLE have a life beyond the avatar.

Imagine that huh ?!!? WOW ! a REAL LIFE happening !! No way !!!! serious !!??

... i know i know ... shame on me !!

What am i going to do now !?!? ... cartoon life will never be the same !! How i can live with myself ?

*scared*
/me is soooo scared now....

What ... if ... second life users find out about this ?!! ooooooooooooooooo my reputation is soooooo disgraced now !!!
I can almost hear Torley Linden saying : "aha ! I caught you off land !"
I must hide ! run, run ... run ... to the hills !

Well .... i guess i feel like Roger Rabbit when he got out of cartoon land too...

Bloodlines Uptight Asses

If there is one thing that comes with vampire royalty around second life bloodlines; it is called, uptightness.

Some people; well... most people (of course because they all seek self royal importance in cartoon land) are so uptight that if you stick a lump of coal up their ass, it will turn into a diamond in 3 minutes.

How do you guys think i got my diamond earring ? --> Shanny Sweetwater; your anal pressure, "rocked" my ears in 10 seconds.

The only hard moment was that i had to use a gas mask during the fusion and call the fire department to have it cleaned...

4 types of people at Second-life Bloodlines

I often say that there are 4 types of people at Second-life Bloodlines
and i have the following on my SL profile:

• 1: the almost decent
• 2: troublemakers
• 3: the noobs
• 4:

So recently i had someone messaging me with a couple simple lines that said.
"hey i am decent !"
(some girl i can't remember her name due to her relevance)

Well with honesty like this ... what else can we ask for

This of course gave me another one of my dark bulb ideas for a few seconds which was to add a fifth type of people that are around http://www.slbloodlines.com

• 5: The Dumb asses !

But all of a sudden i realized that i would probably be flooded with a massive amount of messages opening an indeterminable amount of IM windows full of ..."more honest people"